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Kitty
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 49

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<hijack> OMG HappyCats, that avatar's got me giggling ;)
Congratulations Mr Postie passionkiss
Kitty xxx
Quote by dambuster
The real thing

Cheap and Cheerful

*Public Safety Announcement . . . .
If you're going to write something on yourself, or have someone write on you; read the blurb on the pen beforehand.
That way, you'll know in advance whether or not it's a "permanent marker"
redface

:giggle: :giggle:
passionkiss
Quote by Phoenix
I have an 'Eager Print' on my wall for posterity!!! :shock: :

Posterior-erity rotflmao
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Aint that the truth
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Future tips
Shure standard mics
the SM58 usally favoured by male vocalists
the SM57 usally favoured by female vocalists (has a highertop end range) or used to mic up instuments
i'll stop now before i even bore myself

Sparky you are even more of a nerd than I first thought rolleyes
kiss
biggrin :D :D

I was lost from the first Sure....thought it was a deodrant :shock:
bolt
Quote by EagerSlut
Erm.......do I get my clothes back now? redface surprisedops:

I've never seen anyone in these changing room type programs, painting rooms in a little pink thong dunno
I wouldn't mind, but he leant against the wall to have a break......... So, he now has a blue bum!! and I have an 'Eager Print' on my wall for posterity!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Ooooooooooh can I have the left over Vodka Jelly and Lady Fee, seeing as she has the Fireman and the Cuffs :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Kitty xxx
Blatent Sympathy Thread!
ES has had an emergency :shock: :shock: whilst out tarting in the wilds of Manchester this evening rolleyes
There he was enjoying the early evening sunshine from the comfort of a picnic bench.
He was having one hell of a buzz............................................. only not of the usual kind!!!
He's only gone and been stung by a bee on his 'Crown Jewels' :giggle:
Kitty xxx (not laughing toooooooooooooooo much!)
bolt
Have a totally 'Wicked' time :twisted: :twisted:
Kitty xxx
Quote by Jonathan
Tune passionkiss
I tried to go in once or twice, Voddy held my hand across cyber space but I bottled it and shut it all down after 5 mins redface surprisedops: :oops:
Kitty xxx

get ya ass in there!. its a cool place to be.. over the last few weeks load of Forumer have tried it... even ice pie is in the chatroom as we speak!!!
if ya need somewhere to hid for 5 mins just jump into my Pvts
Jonathan
Help!!! I'm all confused - I can't get on...I've forgotten my (K)Nick(s) :twisted: and password!!!
Kitty xxx
Quote by SirLee
Trigger in fools and horses
"I've had the same sweeping brush for fourteen years....its had five new handles and twelve new heads"

Snap :twisted:
I actually quoted it in an email to someone in work today - spooky ;)
Kitty xxx
Tune passionkiss
I tried to go in once or twice, Voddy held my hand across cyber space but I bottled it and shut it all down after 5 mins redface surprisedops: :oops:
Kitty xxx
Oooooooooh! Happy Birthday passionkiss
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
Have a wonderful day
Kitty xxx
Well done you passionkiss
Kitty xxx

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
Quote by 34fun
for me a bit of menthol or vicks on some cotton wool, ram them up your nostrils and leave for 2 hours. take out give your nose a good blow then repeat.
for the sore throat gargle salt water every hour.
it works for me.

Be careful with the Vicks....
Somebody..... (Eagerslut) rubbed Vicks on his chest this week for his cold, then forgot to wash his hands.....had a hell of a shock when he went to the loo :twisted: :twisted:
Mmmmmmm.........................toasted balls ;)

bolt
Oh how awful for you passionkiss
I'm so sorry to hear your news, take care both.
Kitty xxx
Quote by spurter
Anyone managed to hit the ceiling with their cum.
I did once when I was sharing a girl with another lad. He wasn't far off either.


Were you on the top bunk then?
dunno
Sweetheart.......I didn't realise you knew what the 'Universal Cleaner' was for :twisted:
We have a 'Universal Iron' you you can try sometime too :shock: :shock: :shock:

bolt
Hi you two passionkiss
Download this from Sophos.



You have to run it in the command prompt in safe mode but I find it works well.
HTH
Kitty xxx
Ooooops redface surprisedops:
Bit late but Happy Birthday passionkiss
Hope you had a great day!
Kitty xxx
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Postie passionkiss
Quote by postie
While Kitty plays nursey, fetching and carrying for this poor victim of an unknown ailment, we, as EagerSlut's friends should rally around and help him before this dread lurgy saps him of all vim and Eagerness.

Kitty's at a safe distance of nearly 200 miles away :twisted: :twisted:
We'd best send in the troops ;)
..He hasn't even logged on to SH!!!
Poor EagerSlut is laid up ill in bed passionkiss
I felt sure I'd log in and see a serious case of 'skivitus' and 'postitus'......but no, he really must be ill evil Not one post today!!!!
Get well soon Eager sillyassionkiss:
Kitty xxx
Quote by little gem
England, dingo, orange.
I'm officially a freak again. sad
<sulk>
kiss Gem. x

You're in good company hun passionkiss
Denmark, Koala, Apple
Kitty xxx
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to Sean,
Happy Birthday to you drinkies
Kitty xxx
Quote by Sarah
Kitty
Does he know where it is first?
How it plugs in?
And what temperature to set it at?


No on all 3 counts hun :doh:
passionkiss
Kitty xxx
I spot a flaw here........
You'd have to figure out how to work the iron first!! :giggle:
bolt
Kitty xxx