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Kitty__n__Jack
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Quote by Mark
"Ah'm no a ned" - going to remember that one for when I next see my Scottish sister-in-law (yes, from Glasgow as it happens).

"Ah'm no a ned'
"Aye ye are'
"Naw murnie"
You've got to be really nasal while you do it. Go for the whine of a small jet engine and you're there.
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Kitty__n__Jack
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Quote by MikeNorth
What's a ned? Is it just another (regional) word for chav or, let's say, "the gauche/gaudy peasant underclass"?
Just curious, and hope it's not too off-topic... everyday's a school day, isn't that right Mizz ;)

From the Urban dictionary:
1. ned
Scots : A young waster who lives in the Glasgow area; a hooligan; a gang member, with skip cap, tracksuit and socks tucked into trainers. Poss. from "Non-Educated Deliquent"
"Ah'm no a ned"
Where are our 'Wegians when we need them?
Mike.
I had heard it was from an old Strathclyde Police term for a Ne'erdowell. But I moved out of Glasgow 5 years ago. My information may have been superceded.
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Kitty__n__Jack
Warming the Bed
Quote by Mizz-Amerika
No m8, Y R YOU 'ere? Wot'z yr prob? Wot makez U fink dat I woz talkin' about U in particual when I said that? I said "some peepz need a life", i never said it was YOU, did I? But you prolly do, if you're taking it the way U R. And BTW, I am not lookin' 4 a fight. I was lookin' 4 some cool people to talk to, innit.

I'm sorry, babelfish doesn't help me with this at all.
Some people (myself included) would prefer to belive this is a wind-up because the only alternative is that you're a ned (cf chav) and I fucking hate neds.
My problem with you is that you come across as a cretin.
Oh ffs, this has to be a wind up.
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Kitty__n__Jack
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Quote by Silk and Big G
Dont worry mate , youll be fine , the Elizabeth Duke January sale is on now at Argos , you can pick her up a Diamonique Encrusted Novelty Clown pendant with real goldette chain for ( bit pricey but itll be worth it once she drops her velour leisure suit bottoms when she sees it )

Best. Post. Ever.
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Kitty__n__Jack
Warming the Bed
Quote by MikeNorth
I'm always willing to give anyone the benefit of the doubt on their first day, whichever sex they are.

Good on you, Mike. I'd like to say the same, but there is something that's just too fishy here. Too contrived.
If it isn't a wind up (er... social experiment) then it's still funny to have seen the difference in reaction to a single girl who can't be bothered to make herself understood and what happens when a guy does the same.
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Kitty__n__Jack
Warming the Bed
I dunno, this just screams "wind up". She types like cat walking over the keyboard for which a single guy would be crucified and yet all I can see (with few exceptions) are drooling tongues.
This place is entertaining, if only for the double standards.
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Kitty__n__Jack
Warming the Bed
I've not faked it myself and I agree that there is no point, it's more fun to either help the other person along with ideas or to take hold of the situation myself, so to speak.
What does kill the mood though is if the other person gets downhearted about not being able to "get you to come". I find that helping them out and/or joining in take away any potential emabrassment/feelings of insecurity.
I reckon I could fake it as I've had a few orgasms without ejaculating and vice versa.
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