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Quote by okgent
anyone ever pulled on the motorway?
in traffic i once made sexy eye contact with a lady in the next car..(as you do)
a few miles further up after we were properly moving again our eyes both met again and we shared a giggle......
so i made a point of letting her catch me up and gave her the old Peter Kay 'drink,drink, wanna drink..?' hand gesture and we pulled off into the services.......
lets just say things went well
could we perhaps incorperate the old interior light flash to fellow warriors of the road?
adding a whole new dimension to the dogging thing?
share your thoughts- tell me your stories

Once had a on the A12,s'that count?
Lb :love:
Mate of mine got a nice Suzuki motorcycle for his 6 year old last year
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Quote by fry1
Am I all alone or are there any others out there that have found that there life has been rudley interupted by small children. My life was going well found a beautiful partner new flat spare cash then......well babies nappies wipes crying and now its three years later there are two little people running around and by god am i tired, so very tired soo go being called to go down stairs and play trains with the 3 year old....so tired... wink

Could always sell em.
:wink: Lb :love:
Quote by musketeer
men don't have a wank when they have this chunk of womanhood around to play with and get all their needs satisfied.

Kinsey would disagree, there's always time for a wank!
True ,true.
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Quote by westerross
I never close the toilet door at home and find it strange when others do. I like to barge in and do stuff whilst they are using the toilet. I have no problem with that and I can't see why they freak out lol

Even if they're having a wank?? :shock: :shock:
Now THAT'S funny!
Lb wanders off chucklin.......
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Quote by Rainbows
There was a Wilson Phillips song in the 80's called "Hold On". It came out around the same time as someone close to me committed suicide - and the words of that song had so much meaning becuase I so wish he could've held on.
Crying now just thinking of it - so yip -sad song number 1 has to be Wilson Philips "Hold On"
I know this pain
Why do lock yourself up in these chains?
No one can change your life except for you
Don't ever let anyone step all over you
Just open your heart and your mind
Is it really fair to feel this way inside?
Chorus:
Some day somebody's gonna make you want to
Turn around and say goodbye
Until then baby are you going to let them
Hold you down and make you cry
Don't you know?
Don't you know things can change
Things'll go your way
If you hold on for one more day
Can you hold on for one more day
Things'll go your way
Hold on for one more day

Christ Rainbows,resonance or what?
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Quote by KcKat
Actually,might be Leonard Cohen tonite.
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Oh yesssss......hey can I join you??
bolt

Kinda thought ol Len would get a response.
Sexy beast that he is.
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Quote by kristof
old I know, but Sylvia Krystel as she was the start of the Emmannuelle series which was the 1st I ever saw, always brings back great memories biggrin

Kris,fuck all to do with the thread,but you dont arf look like Al Murray.
Hi-jack over.
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Has been Jim Morrison before,but he too noisy,y'know wakes the neighbours n shit.
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Quote by Red(RHG)
Me?
Normally Joni Mitchell.
Tonite tho it might be Tracey Chapman.
Lb :love:

Clappin @ Joni (alive and well rolleyes )
also Damien Rice frequently
pppprrrrrrrr!!!!!
Cathy x
Yeah i sometimes take Damien to bed with me also.
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Me?
Normally Joni Mitchell.
Tonite tho it might be Tracey Chapman.
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Tune
Wtf is your nick all about then?
How long ya bin in that shower mate?
Soap or shower gel?
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ah that is sad news.
Met Tommy once in a former life,really nice fella.
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"The drugs dont work" Got some pretty harrowing memories attached for me.
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Quote by Silk and Big G
Youre right you guys about the Johnny Cash song! Its called Hurt and is a magnificent song and video both . The man revealed in all his vulnerability .

Nin. originally,but yeah Johnny's version was really movin,cos he knew he was dying.
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Whats your saddest?
Kick off with:
"It mkes no difference" The Band
"Dry your eyes mate"-The Streets
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Quote by da69ve
I don't believe this ...The Simpsons has been going over fifteen years and we have people who say they have never watched it.
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Compusive viewin I thought.
Should be on the skool currikulm.
Me?The guy who drives the school bus.(name escapes me)
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Quote by
Not being a member of long-standing I am sure SH has had it's fair share of pseuds, fakes, frauds and fuck-wits since it started and reading through the forum it is obvious the MODS do an excellent job keeping tabs on the situation and ejecting toss-pots as soon as one can be verified (although to be honest verification is easy, you just have to read their posts) However, as a lecturer in a large Midlands college I was amazed to hear from one of my colleagues that there is currently a network of students (I was told this network started at Loughborough University in Leicestershire) who are targetting what sounds like the SH site as a "game".
Apparently various individuals from faculties across the country are registering on a "swingers" site with the sole purpose of either infiltrating to solicit information or being ejected as quickly as possible (though why the latter seems to make very little sense - but then again I'm not a student). The most successful being those who either solicit the most number angry responses (POR's) or get barred in the shortest possible time (LO's).
Now it could be coincidental and the "swingers" site is another site but considering the number of twats who have surfaced in the last couple of weeks could this piece of gossip be about SH and have more than a grain of truth in it..?
Good point DOES seem to be a glut of bellends on ere sense a bit more maybe if we dont bite, the little monkeys will find another site to piss of using the taxpayers money.(Fuck I AM turnin into Victor Meldrew)
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Quote by northwest-cpl

P.s. Impressed ya got B on B on vinyl wink

Well it didn't come out on CD. If you bought it at the time then vinyl it is. lol
Ooooh a Bobbyfight?
Got it on vinyl,tape,cd n wax.(just in case)
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Gonna start nother thread now!
Quote by jezzay
So Lazyboy - you really into Dylan? Or would you run a mile if I said I had your avatar on vinyl?
Jezzay

Me? into Dylan?
Sos whatdya wanna know bout the Hibbing Bard?
Only my alter-ego is all
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P.s. Impressed ya got B on B on vinyl wink
Quote by well_busty_babe
i always pee in front of my mates... not bothered at all.
but i dont even feel comfy with the door shut having a poo if i know people are outside.. thats one thing i need complete privacy for.

Yea but thats jus shit innit?
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Fuck,makin meself larf agin!
Quote by tallnhairy
Always up for a gentle knock about smile

fuckin ell mate you're scary!
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