Quote by Re-Lapse
Abnormal?
I do not have any tattos.
I do not have any piercings.
I do not drink very much.
AND
I am only 5'-6'' tall. :shock:

Quote by Wilki
Ive been a member of this forum for quite a while now, and i must admit, watched and read, more than contributed.
So why are you here? and what do you expect and want?

Quote by deancannock
well sorry but I am a reality programme addict.....loving this new fame academy for red nose day.....last night was split and so voted twice..( sad i know)...once for Edith Bowman ( coz the girl can sing) and once for Ade Edmundson ( coz he is so funny and gives a real performance).
So who you been voting for ?

Quote by DreamerHelen
KitKat made me think of this (trust KitKat!! ) but I was wondering a few things.......Firstly, how do men stand next to each other and go to the Loo together? Isn't that really embarrassing?
Secondly, how why do women always go to the Loo together and talk whilst they're peeing?
And Thirdly, does anyone else have the same problem as me, I can't go to the Loo when someone else is around....particularly if it is a lover (like in a hotel room or something).....it just feels too weird

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Working on it as we speak Lazeeboy!!
On the wine too , goes straight to my head!
Watch this space... may start rambling.....
Fee
XX

Quote by Re-Lapse
Really wouldn't want to be a member of a club that would have me as a member.(Nods to Groucho)
Lb :love:

Quote by Ice Pie
According to my profile, it's exactly a year ago today that I first started talking mostly bollox on this site. :shock:
They say time flies when you're having fun, so I guess most of it must have been fun because it really doesn't feel like a year.
Twelve months ago I came here on the recommendation of a workmate who no longer uses the site. It was mainly out of curiosity about dogging, which is slightly ironic since I have never posted in the dogging section, and never even read it since that first day. My colleague never mentioned the Cafe, but once I saw it I was instantly hooked.
I find myself coming in here even if I have nothing I particularly want to say, just to see what everyone else is up to and join in the banter. The thing I love about the Cafe is although it's on a specialist site, it doesn't have the geeky predictability that you might expect from a specialist site. You never know what's going to happen in here - much better than soap opera
If anyone had told me a year ago that this website would become a significant part of my social life, not only would I not have believed it, I would have been quite resistant to the idea. My expectation then would have been that it was just a pick-up joint where you might get to make a few friends, but an actual community that exists almost regardless of the underlying reason for its being? I would never have expected that. But now I find that when I go to group gatherings such as munches, the fact that we all met via a swinging site is almost irrelevant.
There have been occasions when I've felt like erasing SH from my consciousness, telling myself I'm taking it a bit too seriously and should find a more wholesome hobby, like stamp collecting or something, but each time I try, I fail miserably. And the reason for that is, against my expectations, I have made a lot of real friends here and although they would still be my friends if I left, I would no longer be part of the group, and being part of the group has become something that gives me a surprising amount of pleasure. Sure, there are a few people in this community who I'm probably never going to see eye to eye with, but that also applies to my work, my other social activities, even my family. I would be naive to expect that everyone could get along all the time, especially in a community of this size, and I think the common interest factor keeps the personality clashes to a very low level. So, all in all, I'm glad to be here, and very proud to be able to call a lot of you my friends.
Finally, as a member of the community, I like to feel that I am in some small way adding to the quality of life of the people I associate with; So, what do I think has been my major contribution to the site and its members? I invented the art of Vulturing :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
To Mark and Helen and the mods, the regs, the newbies, the intellectuals, the jokers, the pervs, the friends I've made and those I've yet to make - thanks for the past year. You've been... different. :D
Ice

Quote by Scandal
What's the concensus on lubricants? Natural ones like butter/oil. etc, or something from the pharmacist?

Quote by Scandal
Me thinks that there is something fishy going here.
Pray tell.
I am always the last to find trout anything

Quote by Debbiewebs
Debs I fully understan where you are omming from :shock:

Quote by Red(RHG)
Thought you were playing the mixing letters up game then LB!
Oh you meant fishing seriously - right.
Nah the maggotts make me barf. Can we use sweetcorn? And I'll clean yer tackle.
Cathy x

Quote by briansite
This kinda entrigues me. Has anyone here ever tried it?
Surely this would hurt if not done correctly?
Is it possible or just a myth ?
I would love to find out and even try with a willing partner but no offers as yet. :cry:

Quote by sussex_fun
Kinda glad you think I am a moose lazee.....your not really my type :shock:

Quote by Ice Pie
Physical attraction is part of the package. If it isn't there, then it's not a great package IMO. Likewise if the personality isn't there, the physical doesn't count for much. You wouldn't expect anyone to call you shallow if you were attracted to them physically but turned them down because you didn't find them attractive in other ways, so I don't really see why people should get uppity about this one aspect of attractiveness. I suspect there may be some political correctness at work here.
Cards on the table, if I don't find someone attractive physically, then I'm not going to get involved with them physically, any more than I would get emotionally involved with someone I didn't like on non-physical levels.