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Lazeeboy
Over 90 days ago
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...cool dead folks?
Jim Morrison
Leon Trotsky.
An I KNOW some muppet WILL say all dead folks are cool(cold)
Lb :smoke:
Whilst doin me domestics today I went for a walk round me ead n started to think of the coolest movies I had seen,not BEST but just cool.
Starters?
Reservoir dogs
Fight club.
Anyone fancy playin?
Lb :love:
Been away n busy,sos only just read.
Happy birthday to one of the gooduns.
Hope ya had a blast girl.
S. :love:
Quote by Vix
Oh, and me & R got married then fell in love with a couple from here, so spent our honeymoon with them.

Daft bint.
Lb :love:
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Every single one of us got together and had a shagathon in the fireld at the back of our house. You didn't hear?

So same ol same ol then girl?
S :love:
Hey got back from my recce of my new abode in Northern Spain(Basque country to be accurate).Totally beautiful,can't wait to move down there perm.
Anyways what I missed?
Lb :love:
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With...
Creamy vanilla ice cream and toasted pecans !!!!!

OMG, I need (more) therapy, I read toasted penis.
Nutter.
S :love:
Well, in the course of my ambassadorial duties I welcomed the outrighters from the north last night and spent the evening with them.
Straaaange people!
One of em asked me "aryot?"WTF!
parrantly means "are you warm"
One coudnt bear to be parted from his dog and actually brought the mutt with him!
Constant dronin on bout cold beer,house prices,soft southern nancies,prices,of chip buuuties,lack of gravy for tchips.,fuckin on and on and on.
So peeps be warned,they are not normal.
Lb wink
Saturday 10 a.m.
Well the big day has arrived.
The latest news from Lazee towers is what we have all been hoping his Lazeeness has shrugged off his bout of man flu and will be at the big one!
"Never felt better in my life Brian"said the man himself.
His powers of recovery are nothing short of miraculous especially as I can exclusively reveal that he did not sleep at all last night due to his dedication testing out his tackle again.
"It was a long session but as dawn arrived I completed the job,so I know I'm firing on all cylinders Brian"
So a worrying week is finishing on a high note.
"See you at the big one"
Indeed.
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Many apologies for not introducing myself in my first post but im just a newbie. Anyway I am the male part of a bi cpl. We live in the midlands and our fav club is chameleons nr brum. Is there a better club?

WEST AM!
Feck,scandal beat me to it!
:welcome: bro.
Lb :love:
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.....in me 'puter chair.
3 days straight I bin sittin ere talkin bollox.
THREE feckin days!
Is it still light out?
Lb :love:

You obviously don't have a life do you.
Harsh but fair. wink
Lb :love:
.....in me 'puter chair.
3 days straight I bin sittin ere talkin bollox.
THREE feckin days!
Is it still light out?
Lb :love:
Quote by MQ
Look,my man meat looks nothin like it's been roughed up by a cheese grater.
So FFS! get on wiyh it!!!

Gives up chewing and fetches the cheese grater
NOW yer talkin.
Look,my man meat looks nothin like it's been roughed up by a cheese grater.
So FFS! get on wiyh it!!!
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so am i offially the first northerner down for the munch tomorrow....
so where do i fine a proper pint of beer or am i going to have the put up with warm flat lager all weekend.... lol
sean xxxxxxxxxxxx
northerner on tour!!!!

i'm in easy internet at Charing Cross right now, Fabio, feeling just as lost as you are....
:cry:
Mike.
Told ya! There'll b no stoppin em now!
Lb :love:
Sean, please read my tips for northeners at the top of the save any embarrassment later. wink
Lb :love:
Well a bridgehead has been created,wont b long for we're up to our knees in ferrets.
Tin ats at the ready!
Lb :love:
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so am i offially the first northerner down for the munch tomorrow....
so where do i fine a proper pint of beer or am i going to have the put up with warm flat lager all weekend.... lol
sean xxxxxxxxxxxx
northerner on tour!!!!

Welcome to civilisation!(yeah right).
Lb :love:
When I saw the title of this thread I thought it was a t.v summat,y'know like Doctors at work.
D'ya see my lateral thinkin there?
Feckin clever bastard, me.
Lb :love: