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Lazeeboy
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by PoloLady
I hear the shuffling of a hundred feet heading towards the ad section.

Seeya there.
Lb :love:
Quote by warwick
while you lot have been making this thread Ive spent the last three hours shagging
due to my enormous manhood and stamina she may never walk again :twisted:

Just fuckin choked on me tea!
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
worship :worship:
Lb :love:
Sorry to hear Tania,hope it hasnt put you off our little community.
Report the twat to one of the mods. they'll sort him.
Oh :welcome: btw.
Lb :love:
Wankin at work?
Bit lame innit?
Once had a B j in a photo darkroom.
Lb :love:
Look,I wanna come outta this with a knob like raw mince,so feckin get down there and star bitin!FFS!
Quote by MQ
Bloody hell they a right set of timewasters MQ, not even got undressed yet ffs
Bev
xx

FFS! Who are these people? I've been wearing nowt but a pair of stripey socks for hours waiting for this!
Stop feckin talkin n start chewin.
Quote by Vix
Fivesome!
Who wants a mouthful?
And yeah,ya can bite.

Six.
I knew it,I just fuckin knew it!
Quote by KcKat
Right I'm gonna slap your arse with my man thing.

Ooooooooooooh!!!! :shock:
Come here and do that wink :wink:

all fours now!!!
Look I'm stood ere with a rock ard chunk of manliness,dont fuck me about!
NEWSFLASH!!!!
Three have bin turned back at M25/M1 junction as they refused take of their style police are escortin em back home.
Lb :love:
First raiders spotted just outside Luton.
parrantly one of em's brought is whippet.
Lb :love:
Friday 11 am Update.
Speaking through his translator the lazee one said"Almost there Brian,checked all the tackle this morning and I'm very pleased with the I'm sound as a pound"
Speculation that the Essex maestro broke curfew last night are unfounded,"Never went out the front door Brian"however a close friend of our hero said"A half drunk bottle of vodka was found in his room"No official comment was forthcoming.
Everything crossed for the big day.
Quote by MikeNorth
....and a ferret.

And some chips....
For your shoulder.
Lb :love:
Phew,just stumbled across your thread Angel as I dont often visit this forum.
Respect to ya for the post.
Me?:A sense of humour that has been known to cause death by laughin.
Solvent
Single
Political
Liberal
Sexually experinced.
Ok so thats the good bits.
Down side
Cockney/Estuary accent.
Careworker(so no big salary)
But the BIG downer is that I am quittin this sceptred Isle for pastures new.
Hope your search is rewarded.
But hey if it aint......
Lb :love:
Sleep well pie,and may your dreams remain your own.(weirdo wink )
Lb :love:
Quote by blueis

So to all you guys, who have a few standards, I ask - If you were reading a woman's post in 'let's meet up' and you thought wow that sounds perfect - what would the post actually say?
Right, I am off to bed shortly. I expect to find some useful research information here for me tomorrow.

Write your own 'lets meet up', you lazy mare! I'm off to bed too.... and I expect to be enticed or at least distracted by a lovely pololady 'shag me' post in the morning!
wink lol
So that'll be a dream then.
Lb :love:
Quote by Red(RHG)
bolt
It's not my cup of tea mate but good luck!
Cathy x

She dont mean that.
Quote by Calista
Ok,I don't wanna start another bout of "yea,but,he said/she said,/I've been her longer than you and I know the ",type shit but I had a thread pulled a while ago on the subject of "Ooh great programme on telly right now"because it was deemed to be"not what this site's about".
More standards than a tube station on here sometimes.
Lb :love:

Mods ....
Please lock it because I really can't be bothered any more!
Me neither.
One rule for all would be cool.
Lb
Lb ... any problems you have with the way the board is run I would suggest you direct towards a Mod or Mark. Sarcastic snidey comments towards individuals is not what the spirit of the board is about.
I only posted about the tv programme as it was about the human reproductive systems and there I stupidly assumed that some people might be interested. I'll go back to keeping my mouth shut.
C
Hey,!st, I am not a sarcastic snidey , my original comments were aimed at the I don't wanna fight,4th,"let freedom rain"
Lb :love: :love:
Quote by J5545Nappy
Subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby (draws in breath) subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby.

I have to say im LOVING your avator-what does one have to do!?
J
the nappy would be a start.
Lb :love:
Quote by willxx69
Okay - if you're really serious that is.
A thoughtful, well presented and articulate post is what would do it for me. "Any 1 up 4 it tonite" would be a complete turn off.
Something witty and self effacing but well spelt and punctuated (I know, I know but I have a thing about language!) would definitely get my attention. I suppose that what it boils down to is an indication that someone has intelligence but doesn't take themselves too seriously. I realise that others may disagree, this is just the way I feel.
Will
PS For what it's worth, you would definitely qualify!

K, now let's have your true answer to the question!
TFFT.
I had a dread feelin that we might have worked together sometime.
Then again,I'm sure I would have remembered that mush.
Lb :love: