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Mac69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 71
0 miles · Shropshire

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"We're gong to give you an aneasthetic Mt Ahmed. You will feel a small prick..."
Quote by rachel-lane
too right. still listening to missy (work it) in me hot pants drinking voddy pmsl
hold that thought :shock: lol

Are they anything like Swansea vibrating pants?
Quote by Vix
I am not convinced that 'another sharron' in not a wind-up from (probably) an existing member or a deliberate reaction-tester

Ooooh... that's what I said! :P
Quote by Vix
This is a wind-up right?
Too clever to be a bloke, though.
This has to be done by a woman, pretending to be a bloke, pretending to be a woman.
rolleyes

Hi Vix - I did see your comments and came to the same conclusion. Or was it concussion? (I can't remember)
Maybe if it is a wind-up the guilty person can reveal themselves? (Especially if female but, hey, who cares!)
Quote by O. K.
Where is Harry0 when you need him because he is of mature age but an amazing man to know biggrin
One hundred and three next !!! rolleyes redface :happy:

Inches or cm?
Quote by duncanlondon
Yes I have. I am sometimes quite unaware of the subtle signs that some people use.

I recognise that statement! I did a massage (a proper one!) course a while back and missed several possibilities that maybe I should have followed up. Dam!
Wow! A newbie and 105 replies! In the short time that I have been on this site I have noticed that threads covering "cheating" always, without exception and reliably, involve a heated discussion.
I am not convinced that 'another sharron' in not a wind-up from (probably) an existing member or a deliberate reaction-tester but, if not, then she has been open and honest - maybe too open and honest in an open forum - to which a potential swinger can use to make a decision.
Without the full facts, the decision to tell a partner may have many other ramifications that we can ony guess at. A mis-match in sexual appetite is a bad thing; so is, say, breaking up an otherwise stable partnership where, maybe, kids are involved.
So, welcome anothersharron but I suggest that you (if real - if not let us all know!) you have a look through some recent threads, learn something about regular posters from their comments and pm those for whom you feel a connection - and show your personal situation then, in confidence.
Also note that SH is an open community that even non-members can read; for the unwary this could carry significant risks. For the sensible and cautious, significant pleasure!
Quote by MISSCHIEF
missy, can i be your obsequiously?

Excuse me Neilinanywhereexceptleeds!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I seem to recall from the last NW Munch that you are indeed MY obsequiously!! rolleyes :roll: :roll:
I don't give up my obsequiously lightly and I don't remember putting you on the Transfer Market.
FFS!! My Lick has never been so Spittled !! mad :x :x :x :x :x

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Now, NeilinLeeds - or is it Obi? - , you can't practice obsequiosity to two masters/mistresses - suppose they disagreed, what would you do?
*pushes Neil back out of the way and retakes his rightful place....*
Me! Me! Me!
Me? :P :P :P
Quote by MISSCHIEF
sad :( :( :cry: Poor me.....

Bad Mac smackbottom MORE! MORE! obsequiouslies don't have the poor me's?? :shock:
Now get your lickspittle round these liquorice torpedos and enjoy cool
With lickspittling obsequiousnessosity I will do whatever you say! Ma'am!
PS How did you know about the liquorice torpedos? I thought that was a secret.....
Sod, aka Murphy, was very astute with his (her?) findings and I have added a corolory (or something like that):
Murhy's Law, summarised, states that if something can go wrong, then it will - usually at a bad time. Thus, the Law itself is subject to it's own prediction.
That anything ever works poperly is actually a failure of Murphy's Law, thus proving itself by it's very failure.
Quote by hornyred and dino
I'm asking soooooo nicely! Pretty please!
M biggrin smile lol wink
put your nose up close to your screen u may be able to see me :wink:
I tried it. Everything just went large, bright, fuzzy and warm. Is that what it's about?
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Me! Me! Me!
Me?

Quote by neilinleeds
missy, can i be your obsequiously? can i can i can i? :bounce: i'm a low maintenance obsequiously honest. a bag of jelly babies and a quarter of fizzy cola bottles is all i ask, and i'll be the bestest little obsequiously ever i will! biggrin :D :D

Oh wow oh wow :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
A brace of obsequiousli :bounce: Oh Neil, it will be jelly babies, fizzy cola bottles, shrimps til yer hearts desire cool
And we shall all live in Lickspittle-on-sea and be happy ever after :bounce:
Misschief - off to watch Blue Lagoon 8-) (would watch that film with that Good Friday bloke in - but a) I don't have the film and b) I have a brace of Obsequiousli and fear that a bloke called Good Friday might require the use of my uncomfortable hole :shock: )
sad :( :( :cry: Poor me.....
"It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust."
(Samuel Johnson)
Trust, but be cautious
(Me)
I did it, and got some replies (Thanks folks - you know who you are - wish I knew who I was!)
Public Warning
I am going to do some more soon....... :twisted: wink
Can we do a version with celebrities?
Like Celebrity cum dancing?
Quote by VenusnMars
*sigh* I wish I had a cock. :twisted:
Venusxxx

With what you DO have, surely you can get as many as you want!
Quote by SXBOY
find it a bit of a pain in the ass ..no thanks

Confucious, He say "Man who sits on window gets pain in the arse"
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh wow - so where can I get one of these from then??? :bounce:
I want my own pet 'obsequiously' :bounce: and I want one now :bounce:
I will love it and play with it and hug it and kiss it and feed it sweets and give it presents and me and my obsequiously will be lickspittling happy cool :bounce:

Me! Me! Me!
Me?
How about having a word of the week or somesuch. We could all try to use the word in at least one message during the word's lifetime.
My vote for this week is "Lickspittle" 'cos it has a certain je ne whatever....
A friend of mine has a bald (Abysinian) cat - it has some form of illness. Could this catch on or are the furry versions better?
ooh! fried? fried onions are simply mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Thank heavens for that! I have a similar mark behind me, too.
Quote by bailiffs
Whatever you do, don't drop your kebab on the keybaord..... You wouldn't want to get sticky fingers!

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: it wouldnt be the first time!!!!! garlic mayonase it horrible to get off the keyboard!!!!
Garlic mayonase!.............no wonder col has gone bed :lol: redface
and ill have you know all my topics and views expressed are of high interest and erm..................interest!!!! biggrin :shock:
garlic mayonase!? garlic mayonase!? Oh, all right then. What about the ghurkins?
I am soooo glad you said about forgetting. I tried using the alert thingy but got fed up with the emails. It would be nice to have a "you have contributed to this thread" indicator.
PS, if you don't see me on this thread again, you'll know why!
PS Channel 5 at the moment is showing one of thode cheesey "erotic" films
Whatever you do, don't drop your kebab on the keybaord..... You wouldn't want to get sticky fingers!
Quote by bailiffs
i hate it when u speak to someone i.e colins brother in-law and inbetween u talking they say "well thats it"
well it really fucks me off!!!!!!!!! or like u talk and someone completely changes the subject arrrggggghhhh!!!!! mad

Well, that's it I uess. Anyone watch the TV tonight?
(Living dangerously....)
I did it, I did it. This is the marke - it runs right down and had it since birth.

Is it normal?