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Mac69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 71
0 miles · Shropshire

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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Its a Permanent Mark you will have on your arse if you don't do as your told smackbottom

My bum has a permanent mark, a bit like a velley running vertically. Is this normal?
Quote by sexysox
My name is acurate, my sox are indeed sexy, unfortunately they are the only sexy thing in my house, sigh.

Somehow, just somehow, I'm not sure that's entirely true....
Oooh no! Whisky with ice for me. Now, how does one stand up?
I'll try and fine one. Will beer or spirits do if I can't?
(PS James Bond just won again - does he ever lose?
I just drank a bittle of wine and still feel sober. Should I just write my normal rubbish?
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I have only had 1 pm :cry: :cry: :cry:

I had a few yesterday and then one when I logged on just now :bounce:
Sorry MrsFC I can't pm you because we have pmmed before kiss
I never had any...... sad :( :(
My comments are not intended to be a sweeping generalisartion - for the record, the majority of teachers are not in my category but there are a noticable minority who are.
As far as my personal experience is concerned, an open board is not the place to discuss matters, but note my comments - some schools will suffer more than others. Just the way of life as I se it!
As far as "not listening to me for a reason", this has been a minority, but someone who will not listen differs from someone who does, but decides to discard whatever they hear on the basis of other considerations. The former are a problem, the latter not (necessarily).
Quote by Jags
People making their first post a moaning one mad

OH YES!!
Or even their second or third or ANY for that matter.
rolleyes :roll:[/quote
Life? Don't talk to me about life.....
Firstly, well done in getting a successful reolution.
My experience with teachers is that thereare more than a fair share who "know best" about almost everything and who cannot listen. Pupils are some sort of lower lofe-form.
Its not as bad as it used to be but no doubt serious in some schools.
At the risk of being shouted at, all we folk sadly typing at the keyboard -- shouldn't we be doing, er, something else much more fun?
Quote by celticq
I am also irritatied by my own inablility to spell...

Nefer, knot efer git irotated by yor inability too spel!
Quote by mutley123456uk
I am off to Korea next week, for a conference. Should be fun as they are usually a shagfest. lol

Needanyone to carry your bags?
I don't know about unicorns, but you could look at this page:

As far as lying is concerned, I admit it. I don't havbe a bright red face and two horns.
M69
Quote by Cock of the North
. Hacienda as a block of flats, and selling the glazed bricks off for a tenner a go. Disgraceful.

I guess hacienda that, then?
Quote by Trapper
Oh jeez, i'm humming that now! :cry:

oh-ho... sounds like some therapy may be needed.
(In Austrian accent) "Tell me, when did you first start having these symptoms?"
When we get there, do we need to tie a yellow ribbon round an old oak tree?
Although if not, you can give me a rub down with the almond oil! (I'd probably settle for Castrol at the moment.... sad )
Why are we shouting?
Quote by Horous
Mine did it by himself. Then proceeded to clean the house as he run from room to room in absolute panic.

I bet you didn't feel like giving him a cuddle to make him fel better just then, did you? :shock:
he he!
QUESTION: To whover may know - is there any way to post a picture in this forum without it being linked to some external website?
It is with great trepidation that I start this, my frst thread. Anyway, forget all those nasty chemicals and brushes - I was sent this as a way to keep even the worst of loos clean and submit it for your use. or not.

Instructions for cleaning the toilet:
1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.
2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.
3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.
4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.
5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the “Power-wash” pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.
6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door.
7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will be moving from the toilet to the front door.
8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean.
With best wishes,
The Dog
Quote by hornyred and dino

On another note, have I upset anyone? I seem to be the KoD (Kiss of Death) to many of the recent threads.....
:cry: :cry: :cry:
noooooo , dont take it personally mac , weve all killed threads ,, ive killed loads n loads , ive probably killed this un too confused :?
Thanks for that - I was beginning to wonder........