I don't have a picture of it. I keep it behind me.
Which way is up, by the way?
Oooh no! Whisky with ice for me. Now, how does one stand up?
I'll try and fine one. Will beer or spirits do if I can't?
(PS James Bond just won again - does he ever lose?
I just drank a bittle of wine and still feel sober. Should I just write my normal rubbish?
My comments are not intended to be a sweeping generalisartion - for the record, the majority of teachers are not in my category but there are a noticable minority who are.
As far as my personal experience is concerned, an open board is not the place to discuss matters, but note my comments - some schools will suffer more than others. Just the way of life as I se it!
As far as "not listening to me for a reason", this has been a minority, but someone who will not listen differs from someone who does, but decides to discard whatever they hear on the basis of other considerations. The former are a problem, the latter not (necessarily).
Firstly, well done in getting a successful reolution.
My experience with teachers is that thereare more than a fair share who "know best" about almost everything and who cannot listen. Pupils are some sort of lower lofe-form.
Its not as bad as it used to be but no doubt serious in some schools.
At the risk of being shouted at, all we folk sadly typing at the keyboard -- shouldn't we be doing, er, something else much more fun?
sex with birds? isn't that illegal?
Drivers who don't say thanks when you let them out....
I don't know about unicorns, but you could look at this page:
As far as lying is concerned, I admit it. I don't havbe a bright red face and two horns.
M69
Queue? Did someone say "queue"? What for? Can I join in?
When we get there, do we need to tie a yellow ribbon round an old oak tree?
he he!
QUESTION: To whover may know - is there any way to post a picture in this forum without it being linked to some external website?
Now, THERES an unhappy pussy!
It is with great trepidation that I start this, my frst thread. Anyway, forget all those nasty chemicals and brushes - I was sent this as a way to keep even the worst of loos clean and submit it for your use. or not.
Instructions for cleaning the toilet:
1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.
2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.
3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.
4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.
5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the “Power-wash†pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.
6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door.
7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will be moving from the toilet to the front door.
8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean.
With best wishes,
The Dog