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Mac69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 71
0 miles · Shropshire

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Quote by cc_7up
Anyone who has been subjected to a restrictive regime will more than likely go O.T.T
when freedom is attained.
For example; a convent girl who becomes a stripper, or someone who becomes single again with a single's freedom after a long term restrictive / boring relationship.
cc_7up
cool

Wanted - nice lady with strict convent upbringing for fun and maybe more. Apply box 69
Quote by freckledbird
well dont know about religon but i always thank the lord when im in bed with a lady covered in rasberry ripple wink lol

Is rasberry ripple a protestant, catholic or other flavour?
more importantly had she got a flake
Or nuts :shock: :lol:
Can ladies have nuts?
And from me, too, Welcome again and I hope everything works out for you both.
Quote by bandmaster
When I go out for music I always take a Chopin Liszt with me.

me too - but the shop was shut and on the door it said "Bach in a minuet"
Did you try turning the door Handel?
When I go out for music I always take a Chopin Liszt with me.
Quote by littlemee
Sorry to drag up an old thread but proof Sod's Law exists & is working in Derbyshire.
How often do you check there is toilet paper in a public loo before having a dump and have to go to another cubicle because there isn't any?
For me the answer is never. There is always loo paper in the holder when I check.
But Sod's Law states that when you don't check if there is paper there won't be any!!!
As I found out today. :cry: redface :doh: dunno

No loo paper?!! That's just abuminable! :moon:
Quote by Lil_Bunny
Nope can't see Linda Barker wearing a strap-on etc, just wouldn't be the same wink

...hmm, sounds OK to me, actually. Do strap-ons work in weightless conditions? confused: :?:
Quote by welsh one
well dont know about religon but i always thank the lord when im in bed with a lady covered in rasberry ripple wink lol

Is rasberry ripple a protestant, catholic or other flavour?
My avatar looks a just like me, except that I am not red, have no horns (on the head), I don't have yellow eyes or a beard or pointy ears. Or no neck.

I could never take Fred dancing as Fred'd'stare at people wanting to ginger him up
Quote by markz

the lengths single male's will go to :shock:

I bet he was exhaused afterwards! I wonder if he smoked....
Quote by bailiffs

jim had always dreamed of a hair cut............... but nobody wanted to get their teeth into him

His suit was nice, but hirsute was better!
Having read the follow-up, I bet you're glad, those who couldn't help!
Quote by smokerjim
"Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, not around my eyes, look into my eyes, aaaaand you're under"

Oooh! If I'm under then someone** must be on top! I like it.
** (Sorry Jim - its got to be female!)
Quote by curious_catz
Here's some REALLY useless information......
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
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If you shouted for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
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Mr CC

A nuclear bomb has megamegamegajoules of energy, whilst a cup of coffee considerably less. My estimate is that, rather than shouting for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you should fart for about 20 minutes in the general direction of your coffee cup to heat it up. **
Of course, if you wish to vaporise the coffee, several million other beverages, their drinkers and the buildings in which they are partaking the (presumably cold) drink, then a 6-plus year fart is obviously the answer! :P
** One advantage of this is that no-one else will steal your hot drink.... innocent
Quote by MISSCHIEF
More! More!
Revenge time, take this ya git :twisted: ............... did you know an aircraft carrier does 6 inches to the gallon? cool

I saw my doctor today who told me I was suffering from Hermes. I said "Don't you mean herpes?" and he replied,
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"No. you're only a carrier"!
Quote by Sexysteph
Right Some of you are going to be suprised that I am replying again on this thread
I have had a few pms with Sharron and I have asked her if she would like to come to the Leicester Munch in September. I feel this will give Sharron an opportunity to meet a lot of people off the site in a purely social setting where no one is under ANY pressure.
I do understand about her home background a lot more and I have apologised for some of the content of my posts which were a genuine effort to try to prevent potential heartache. I still do not condone cheating but I can understand it better and I thank Sharron very much for helping me to see this.
I was going to place this on the Munch thread but have thought better of that. I want people to see that I would be very happy to have Sharron on the Munch list and I hope she will be in a position to accept an invitation when they go out nearer the time. Being a Carer for people with a disability I am very aware of the time constraints placed on Carers.
I hope that we can all put this thread behind us and move forward.
Sharron something I should have said earlier

Steph biggrin

:smile2:
Quote by NLondonJohn
- and not forgetting the one at the bottom ............ Nee Hi

To a glasshopper?
It's no good - I'll just have to show my hignorhance! Wots LMU.....? :cry:
Having added the centres of some small "o"s, what must I do with the middle bits of the "."s that the centres from the small "o"s displaced? dunno
None of this is helping me - how DO you train a sperm to count then?
Did you know that if all the people in China were to stand on each others' shoulders, the one at the bottom would get very short?
Quote by northwest-cpl

Edited to remove an extra full stop before I get told off. lol

Can you do anything with my spare "."s? They are below if you want them
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Well you could thread them on a piece of string and make a set of Thai love-beads. Failing that I'm reliably informed that there is a chronic shortage of "." in LMU ... you could send them over there and kill two birds with one stone. :lol:
I like the love beads idea best. I'll need to get some holes to put in them - do you think I can use the centres from some "O"s or would they be too big?
Quote by northwest-cpl
Edited to remove an extra full stop before I get told off. lol

Can you do anything with my spare "."s? They are below if you want them
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Quote by bigDewi69
I'm waiting for the "You from Manchester? Do you know David Beckham/Alex Ferguson?" messages lol

You're a waiter? Do you know Ainsley Harriot? I think he worked at that resturaunt in Manchester - you know the one!