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Mac69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 71
0 miles · Shropshire
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And Merseyside is a loong way from here.....
Hope you all have a good time. 
Quote by CiscoCat6k
VET the naughties???
Well I am naughty but NO way am I going to the VET :shock: :shock: . I have grown quite attached to these bits and NO WAY are you dragging me into the Vets just because I am naughty...
Yes, don't go there. As a musician I was pleased to go out to be orchestrated, but I mis-heard the words. Lucky I can run fast...
Quote by clair
Well I'm feeling decidedly perky today! Thanks for all your pearls of wisdom folks I think it's helping already.
..........I have no idea how to tell the difference between the virtuous##!?? .........
Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ......... I'm virtuous!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Steve
For instance I've completely convinced of Steve's virtue now - I can see it in his pic (lol)!
Girls if you could pm recommend me some good munches or handy people to meet - I would appreciate it.
CheersSo, that's what a virtue looks like is it? I often wondered.
:jagsatwork: :shock:
Evolution is a wondrous thing
And that is no accident
But, we ask, with some mass debate
Should a dick be straight or bent?
Some are straight, as an arrow flies,
Others curve up or down
Which ones then please the most
And which make ladies frown?
It may be true – I do not know
That some bend side to side!
Some are long and some are short
All give a different ride.
The radius of curvature
Affects to-ing and fro-ing
Can you tell, if bent and short,
Whether you are cuming or going?
A straight one must be easy
To use it is a peach
But I think a curved one
Reaches parts that straight can’t reach
So now, ladies, it’s your choice –
It’s you who must decide
Straight or curved, up or down?
Which feels best inside?
Mac69
And that is no accident
But, we ask, with some mass debate
Should a dick be straight or bent?
Some are straight, as an arrow flies,
Others curve up or down
Which ones then please the most
And which make ladies frown?
It may be true – I do not know
That some bend side to side!
Some are long and some are short
All give a different ride.
The radius of curvature
Affects to-ing and fro-ing
Can you tell, if bent and short,
Whether you are cuming or going?
A straight one must be easy
To use it is a peach
But I think a curved one
Reaches parts that straight can’t reach
So now, ladies, it’s your choice –
It’s you who must decide
Straight or curved, up or down?
Which feels best inside?
Mac69
Quote by JQL
Some of you may know that I used to be a very keen motorcyclist - effing fanatic more like. Even spent some time (2 years) as a despatch rider in London.
Today a friend lent me his FZ750. It was the first time I'd been on a bike in 15 years :shock:
I want one so bad it hurts.
I'm not speaking to him at the moment :taz:
At least he said I can borrow it whenever I like - do you think all day, every day would be a little too much?
As you're not talking to him..... would he lend it to me do you think? :grin:
on pain of something nasty (or maybe nice....):twisted:
:mrgreen:Quote by freckledbird
well dont know about religon but i always thank the lord when im in bed with a lady covered in rasberry ripple
Is rasberry ripple a protestant, catholic or other flavour?
more importantly had she got a flake
Or nuts :shock: :lol:
Can ladies have nuts?
Pre-op transsexuals?
I heard those ops were subject to cuts!
