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Warming the Bed
Kat, most definately not forgotten, grab ya skates and join in
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Quote by Vix
Strips and runs to find Vix to party :bounce: :bounce:

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vix, i'll skate around on squirty cream with you

Brill. Now all we need is a giant fridge and a multicoloured jelly and we can pretend we're in that Tom & Jerry where they freeze the floor.
I'll be tom, you can be jerry
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well another bloke in, but I am not going to do the scrubbing
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Well the weekend starts around 6, so you are ok there. Dinner is gonna have to be drive in on the way to dads (save vital bed minutes) which means pub on the way back sorted.
Happy birthday for tomorrow, I hope you have a great one
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Quote by KEITH_MOON
Well as long as they enjoy it.
Am stuck at work at the moment and am bored as hell.

Tell me about it. I cannot believe hos slowly today is going. I have sod all to do this weekend, but I would rather that than be sat here bored. We need some fun, something to keep us going. Any ideas?
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Its nearly the weekend now Vix, so you may as well stay in bed untill then
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I think I am with you on this one. I can see myself in the midst of an argument with someone I despise and ending up shagging like rabbits. Least I wouldn;t feel obliged to call them the next day
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Munches should be the perfect opertunity for like minded people to meet in a non threatening environment. Gay couples can swing. Might even make the perfect partners for couples with a bi male, bi single males etc. So no, i'd have no problem with it. All adds to the rich tapestry so to speak
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big group hug then for everyone including me thats having a completly shite day then.
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Quote by Nicole-tv
LOL
How about this for the single ladies out there?

Get in quick...... only 55 minutes to go biggrin

Ah, he likes kittens
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Quote by PoloLady
but did you get promoted

No HE didn't get promoted!
he he, you got a rise out of him though
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Me and my ex used to do it in the IT comms room at work untill we got caught by a startled telecoms engineer.
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Quote by bluexxx
do you ever get too desperate to wait untill returning home to your loved one. how many of you would/have/would never consider a little sly self indulgence at work and if you would, where would be your prefered hifding place.

I have. Might still have a pic on my phone to prove it :shock:
Well I think that needs to be sent!!
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do you ever get too desperate to wait untill returning home to your loved one. how many of you would/have/would never consider a little sly self indulgence at work and if you would, where would be your prefered hifding place.
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similar to indian restaurants that say meat korma etc. Very worrying. Its probably safer to say its dog/cat/horse/rat meat than anything as wholesome as beef of chicken.
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Quote by bluexxx
:shock: Really Blue, or are you saving them all for a punchline lol :lol:
Bev
xx

No, actually this time I'm serious. I can't believe that he thinks his technique will get him laid. Just sad to think that someone could be that naive :shock:
Mind you, doesn;t the galleria car park sound romantic
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thats very considerate of you Polo. And still sounds like fun
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And don't just turn up home with some young blonde and say, "fancy a bit of fun"
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Quote by freckledbird
Matty, what she means by that is, if you don't want the sharp fingernail, you get the 9" dildo lol
Bev
xx

I'm still listening. All sounds like fun.
My god you can tell its Friday. Hose me down and send me home
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Quote by PoloLady
Aside form having trouble with earing backs - having long nails doesn't stop me doing anything.....
well sticking your finger up a guys bum might cause a debate - I say it doesn't stop me from being able to - he on the other hand may disagree! :shock:

ooh polo, please trim the nails before doing that. otherwise, work away
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"Britain, Britain, Britain, land of technological achievement. We've had running water for over ten years, an underground tunnel that links us to Peru, and we invented the cat,"
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