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30 Jul 2004

Quote by garfield69
why do the single males in the photo ads become so pissed when we tell them no thank you ,your not what we were looking for,at least 5 out of 50 have sent us a virus(lucky im techy and have sent them back 200 fold,i think its a case of teenage angst as daz n lou were saying bout people complaining alot(only coz they aint gettin none init)im off shopping with all my women,see if i can get the mrs to buy me sum drink lol .

I've had a couple of rejections to ads I've replied to and have been fine about it, as I'm sure most singles on here would be. Anyone who gets the hump easily shouldn't be hanging around the swinging community, where from what I've seen from my passive position (still a swinging/dogging virgin) lurking on these boards is a community which prizes openness and honesty (which makes a refreshing bloody change from all the cobblers and social niceties that normally surrounds sexual relations). Anyone who gets the hump so badly that they send viruses is a dickhead with the brains of a hamster and the morals of a rat, and you should be glad that you rejected them.
I think it could be (and I'm guessing here) that young blokes who hang around here and answer ads basically think that they're on a promise for an easy shag, without all that tedious having to talk to people and be nice and tolerant and understanding and empathetic and the rest of it. Plus I wouldn't be surprised if many think that they're young and good-looking and thus they're doing a favour to us lumpy middle-aged types by offering to have it off with us.
I don't know, I'm just speculating because, even as a bloke, I can't get into that kind of mindset. I would advise you to report to the site admins anyone sending you viruses as, unless the offenders have used an anonymous proxy to access the site, they'll have left their IP address behind at the least, and if on dialin they could even have their phone number twigged. It would be nice to give them a nasty surprise... :twisted:
Mr Licks

29 Jul 2004

Quote by sheffieldfun4two
Has anyone else had sex at work?
Whenever "M" goes away with her boss on conferences, she sleeps with him in the interest of bettering her career!

Yep, certainly have. I used to work in the same place as my current GF, and had my own office, and more than a few times we got it on after most everyone else had left. She's quite vocal during sex so she really had to bite her tongue, and I had to cut out the grunts and try not to fuck her too hard from behind (the slap of hip on buttock can't half travel ;-)). Of course we had to get it over with quickly so there was little time for tenderness or foreplay and nearly always it was standing up doggie style, but sometimes a dirty quickie is just what both of you want, with the added frisson of a colleague with your office key popping in by accident. (Of course the real fantasy was for one of our tastier colleagues, M or F, to come in unexpectedly and decide to join in, but that sort of thing only ever happens in cheesy Europorn flix.)
I've never had it off with a boss at work, although I certainly wouldn't have said no - you get your rocks off and earn brownie point. For two years I was a male temp but sadly never got to sit on the bosses' knee or get groped sad

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Mr Licks

29 Jul 2004

Quote by billybofh
Oh - as an example of a niche site, a friend of mine runs - a website with only vegetarian & vegan models. It's not going to make her a multi-millionaire, but it's a good site and, I think, a groovy idea

LOL! :-D
I'm staggered, although I shouldn't be. Does the site have the answer to that age-old veggie/vegan question: if I swallow am I consuming an animal product? ;-)
Mr Licks

28 Jul 2004

What turns me on now is seeing people genuinely aroused and experiencing pleasure, especially seeing a woman orgasm. /quote]
Same here, mate. See my post in the thread "Help with choosing erotic/pornography movies".
Mr Licks

28 Jul 2004

Quote by Mister_Discreet
I'm sure there is lots more variation to come...
The success of the bangbus/milfhunters/etc sites shows that there is a market for new ideas (for those who don't know these are gonzo-ish porn shot in a rough pseuo-documentary style, and work on the premise that the woman is being 'picked up' at random then gradually convinced to go further and further - sometimes the hardcore elment is only the last 1/4 of the episode). I've yet to see this formula coupled with good camerawork, good acting, good editing, or a girl who pushes things on a bit herself when she gets going!!

I've not seen any of these 'random pickup' vids, but I've got a few 'gonzo' (where did that word come from?) vids made by Ben Dover where there's a fair bit of authenticity, and it's a good laugh as well. The women talk and joke, and the action gets going slowly. Plainly many are amateurs, sometimes students needing a bit of extra cash, sometimes more mature women. There's no question that many in the vids I have are having a whale of a time and are highly aroused (the old 'red breast' effect is a dead giveaway), and are often calling the shots. Mind you, there's still a tendency to follow conventions, with the blow job followed by the fuck (sometimes followed by anal) followed by the money shot, and that's tedious.
As Mr Discreet says, the MILF (Moms I'd Like to Fuck) craze shows some degree of evolution in the trade, away from actors with plastic bodies and wooden expressions to real people having real sex, and older women to boot which makes a nice change - 'perfect' bodies are just so, well, boring after a while.
There's also plenty of woman-centred porn these days, particularly in the lesbian market, porn made by women for women, and what little I've seen of that is refreshingly different and approaching what happens in real life. (Be honest, guys - when was the last time a woman blew you before even kissing you, eh? Or begged you to cum on her chops?) The new digicam technologies enable anyone to create porn, not just major studios, and has led to a sort of 'erotic anarchism'.
IMHO the demand for porn (or erotica as the arty classes would have it ;-)) will exist for as long as humans are sexual beings. There are only so many permutations of M and/or F that you can have (although transsexuals add another interesting variable to bump up the perms) so there'll never be anything new under the sun, but there'll always be a need.
Just my 2 Euro's worth of rambling. Time to get on with some work.... sad

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Mr Licks

27 Jul 2004

Quote by TONNEDGIZ
Hi everyone,
Hope you are all well. I am looking for some suggestions please.
I am going to watch some porn with a female friend in the next few weeks, can anyone out there suggest what type of porn is good to get a female really turned on.
All your help will be appreciated and thank you
Kind regards
Paul

Well, that's like asking "what do women want in bed", to which the only generally-applicable answer is "a good time" ;-)
I think you'll have difficulty getting a clear-cut answer as women are so different - more so than men, IMO. In my limited experience I've known women who've been into 'ordinary' male-oriented porn, women who fucked like rabbits that couldn't bear porn, and women who've gone for 'erotica' but see porn as oppressive/tacky/unreal. On the whole, I think you'd be best steering clear of 'mechanical' porn which concentrates on tools and penetration, which is a very male-oriented way of looking at sex. Similarly, I'd be very surprised if anything with too many facial cumshots is likely to impress - from what I've read on this site many women find spunk on the face messy, uncomfortable, and, if it gets in the eyes, painful. However, I await correction by any female who actually likes this sort of stuff.... ;-)
When I was browsing for DVDs the other day, I came across a site which sells purportedly "couple-friendly" DVDs - see I can't vouch for the site as I've not bought anything from them, I just pass the info on.
In my, again limited, experience, many women are fascinated by lesbianism, which if you think of how close women friends often are is not surprising. (My current GF definitely wouldn't say no to a session with a 'butch' woman.) It might be worth seeking out real lesbian flicks, made by women for women, not the stupid 'lesbian' vids aimed at men with all the pathetic mugging to the camera - as erotic as mouldy wet cabbage.
I recently came across a vid star called Cytheria, a young attractive latina woman who's main claim to fame is that she ejaculates like a firehose, and very plainly comes like a train. She's starred in loads of vids but usually only in scenes. Her latest and best is "Cytherea iz Squirtwoman", which I got after seeing clips on , and which is fantastically erotic. Lots of real lesbian action, as well as the occasional token bloke, and some incredible squirting. Above all, she's authentic, and that can be more of a turn-on than anything else. I got my copy from from the States, but you can get it at various other online shops if you search around.
Talking of authenticity, perhaps you could also try some amateur vids, featuring Joe and Jane Ordinary getting it on. Real people having real sex and enjoying themselves is often far more erotic than a bunch of well-muscled hung professionals doing a day job.
Anyway, this is all my 2 Euro's worth, but then I'm just a bloke. It'll be interesting to read what the grrlz have to say.
Mr Licks

7 Jul 2004

Any dogging going on in Nottingham at present or planned? Or has it died down to the late sunsets? I was down at the car park at A* (mentioned in the Nottm dogging location guide on this site) last Sat evening around teatime and saw a couple of cars parked near each other with doors open, plus a car parked a little away, which made me think that there might have been something going on, but i didn't want to intrude.
Any locations/dates coming up please PM me - anywhere withing cycling range of W Nottm would be brill, but I can always get the motor out for a special occasion smile

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. I'm a dogging virgin and would quite like to break my cherry.
MrLickingham

7 Jul 2004

Quote by chick0074
I notice this thread has over 70 views already.
How disappointed were they all when the opening line was
"24 year old guy"
and not
"24 year old girl"?
Maybe you should put this in the "meet up" folder.
Not to be confused with "meat up" of course.
I might borrow your headline and try it - see how many replies I get!
Rachel

I wasn't disappointed at all, Rachel, and were I living within reach of Croydon I'd happily give yer man a stuffing, even though I'm str8 with only vague bi tendencies. If a similar post appears from a guy in the Nottingham area I'd certainly give it a go. Any port in a storm biggrin

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MrLickingham

4 Jul 2004

Interesting thread. I'd be game at some point, as I've fancied the idea of being arse-fucked by a woman for some time, but have never got up the courage to ask my GF if she'd do it. A previous girlfriend many years back did say a couple of times that she'd love to penetrate me, but I was young and naive and had no idea at the time that strap-ons existed. I've read a couple of accounts on the Net from women who've used strap-ons on blokes and how it's been a real role-reversal experience for them, putting them in control (or more in control than they usually are smile

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. I would imagine a woman wouldn't get much physical pleasure from the act, unless the strap-on has a clit stimulator and/or a backwards-pointing attachment for the vagina, but I'd suspect the psychological enjoyment might be immense. Any females into this care to enlighten us?
The interest in guys on this board is, well, interesting, although not too surprising. A lot of us str8 guys quite fancy getting it up the arse but don't necessary fancy getting it from another bloke, not least because, IMHO, of the domination issues involved, not to mention distrust of unknown blokes, particularly if they're bigger than you. A few porn flicks have been made of F-M strapon action, which can usually be found in -on (or strap-on-sex, something like that) amongst the spam and the usual F-F action. There was a series called Bend Over Boyfriend which will get a good few hits from Google, and I remember seeing a vid from the Cumback Pussy series where a porn director (Byron whatsit, I think) gets it up the arse from a woman whom he's just done the same too, and both have a whale of a time.
One of the plusses, of course, is that you couldn't get much safer sex than using a strap-on - all the pleasure of anal with none of the STD danger. Mind you, it'd be murder on yerpiles :)

2 Jul 2004

Quote by outdoorfun
from The Kent Host and Heather
If you're good with a camera and the opportunity comes up, make contact as we need some new pics and there just might be time to do some at the party/munch,shag-fest
You'll spot us easily - heather is the jolly one (www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/heather), the host is the one with the long grey ponytail (ad 109995)
see y'all there
H & T

I'll try to remember to bring my spanking new digicam which I'll be happy for folk to borrow to snap some, erm, 'souvenirs' - look for the Paul Merton look-alike in the light trews and brightly coloured shirt. I'll not go taking any pix myself unless people ask, as I dare say not everyone at the party will be so happy to be immortalised in pixels, particularly by a newbie whom no-one knows.

2 Jul 2004

Quote by Lucifer
I'm that excited my hand's going up and down !

I'm excited and nervous too - I hope you guys 'n' gals are kind towards swinging virgins because I'm a complete first-timer at this sort of thing. Be gentle with me wink

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25 Jun 2004

Quote by bi_curious_man123
Hiya Marya
What was you saying about Mr Lickingham being a Bloody wind-up merchant babes??????

Eh? Wot? What's all that about, then? Sorry, I've only today had time to look properly at this thread, what with being on hols and then dealing with a massive email pile on my return.
Anyway, no wind-up merchant, honest, just an average and more than a little nervous str8 bloke, what with my being a swinging virgin. Look for the mid-40s Paul Merton look-alike in white trews shaking like a leaf and that'll be me.
Marcuso, you've got me down as a couple, but it turns out I'll just be on my tod as my GF will be on hols on the 3rd. Not that I've mentioned the party, or even swinging, to her as yet - that's to come this Saturday. Fingers, toes and whatever else crossed for a good reaction.
See you all in the flesh (cough!) a week Saturday.
Mr L

9 Jun 2004

Quote by dambuster
Giving. There's no finer taste than the sweet nectar of woman.
One thing I'll muss about her. When I get it right; she 'gushes'

Ah, now that's a rarity all right, but unforgettable when you meet a woman who ejaculates. I went out with an older woman when I was late 20s who gushed like a firehose. We're talking sopping mattresses here. An incredible experience, for her as well as me (she'd not 'squirted' before with her ex-hubby), and incredibly erotic if a wee bit messy. Another plus was that I always had my thirst slaked during oral as squirt after squirt went down my throat.
This really deserves another thread, but I'm a newbie to these boards so don't want to rehash a topic if it's already been done to death. Has it been discussed already?
MrLIckingham

8 Jun 2004

Definitely giving. I do like being blown, but I get more fun from muff-diving. My fantasy is to have a bunch of women lined up in front of me, all ages and shapes, and I have to satisfy them all. Lick, slurch, slobber....
Best position is the classic woman lying down with bum raised, so I can access all areas, including the anus. Second best is her sitting on my face facing the opposite way as I can get some really good tongue penetration that way. Never did go much for 69s, as neither partner can properly concentrate on what they're doing, so I get a half-arsed BJ and she gets an unsatisfactory clitclick.
All I ever ask is that yer woman's not too hairy. A bit of trim here and there to reduce the bushiness is nice - I don't want to have to fight my way through a jungle to get to the juicy bits.
Mr Lickingham

1 Jun 2004

I'm a single str8 bloke (vague bi tendencies), mid-40s, W Nottingham, complete swinging/dogging virgin and looking to break my cherry. Is this party for experienced swingers only, or can anyone come along? If so, I could definitely be interested if, as it appears, the location is just up the road from here. Please PM me if I'd be welcome and it's not all booked up already.
Ciao for now, Marcuso biggrin

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Mr Lickingham

1 Jun 2004

Quote by incomplete
come up there and i will proove im for real. iv got people on this site you can ask. guys that have met me up there. maybe your not looking harder enough as there are a few car parks and roads surounding shirley hills that i like to shouldnt make judement when you dont no what your talking about

I can understand why dogging regulars should feel protective of "incomplete" (strange handle) or any woman going dogging on her own, but as another poster's said, any single person, M or F, is vulnerable out in the dark on their own, and to be blunt men can be too. I think there's a wider issue here, of the freedom, or not, of women to do what they want. If a woman wants to have dogging fun, why should she have to drag a bloke along? Similarly, if a woman wants to have a drink in a pub on her own (something men take for granted being able to do), why shouldn't she? Yes, there are nutters and misogynists out there who can be a danger, but "incomplete" sounds pretty street-smart and savvy to me, and I believe her when she says she can handle herself (tho' I'd much prefer to do the handling myself, yuk, yuk wink

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Yes, I'm a bloke, but my sister in her 'wilder' days was usually up for it and had a very active sex life with lots of one-nighters with men, any of whom could have been a nutter. She enjoyed it then and doesn't regret it even though she's 'settled down' now.
Just my 2 Euro's worth as a dogging virgin....
Mr LIckingham

28 May 2004

I'm a dogging/swinging virgin, although I've hung around this website for a few weeks now tentatively trying to make contact and find out how to break my cherry. Going by some posts in this forum it looks like the way to 'ease yourself in' is to meet folk at a munch (beer would be preferable, mind biggrin

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) and go from there. So, are there any meets/munches/drinkies going on in or around Nottingham? I'm in W Nottm so anywhere reachable by public transport, pushbike or taxi would be fine (I don't drink and drive). And I always stand my round :D
What am I like? Mid-40s WM, sociable, GSOH, good listener, 6ft, ok-looking and ok figure, current GF some 90 miles away so out for a little recreation in between 'conjugal visits' wink

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Mr Lickingham

22 Apr 2004

I'm a dogging virgin in Nottingham, yet to lose my cherry, who's planning a wee trip to the Highlands early May for a couple of weeks holiday. Are there any places where action - dogging, parties or whatever - happens beyond the central belt? My travel itinerary is far from fixed so it might be interesting to fit it around places other than those with good pubs or good mountains... I'm no Mel Gibson (but no Rio Ferdinand either! ) but I am good at the old muff diving and get off on lapping away like a thirsty Alsatian.
Let's face it, boys and girls, it's not as if there's much else to do in the Highlands other than get pissed, take the piss out of the tourists, and grumble at the English incomers wink

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Mr Lickingham

20 Apr 2004

Curios wrote: "I am wondering if there are any women that would like to be eaten out? I have never done this before and would like to try it with a woman in the dogging scene beacuse i have got a real thrill from having sex outside before. "
For the past 20 years I've been working in mostly female environments (languages, nursing), and one of my fantasies has been to give head to many women, one after the other. Your idea sounds great, and although I can't really help, being male and nowhere near Cheshire, I just thought you'd want to know that other blokes think like you.
Perhaps I'll post a thread on eating out in Nottingham, now that you've got me thinking of my fave fantasy again... smile

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Mr Lickingham

14 Apr 2004

Ok, I get the picture, in bold type and large font. I'll keep schtumm about locations, not least because a) I don't fecking know any, and b) I've never dogged before. I was only offering a suggestion... sad

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So if the info in the dogging locations files is out of date and/or compromised by the cops, and you shouldn't post location details, how can a dogging newbie twig where to go to lose his/her dogging cherry? Just watch this forum daily I suppose...

14 Apr 2004

I'm new to dogging and living in Nottingham as well. I looked at the Nottm dogging locations (http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/dogging/locations/nottinghamshire-dogging.html) and had a crack at Holme Pierrepont early evening a couple of weeks ago, but the car park mentioned was padlocked off. I did post a message about this in this forum but only got one very short reply mentioning Attenborough as a location. However, I've doubts about this as it's a very public car park in a family location, unless all the action takes place after dark.
I'd certainly be interested to know of any new spots so please post them here if you learn of any. You might want to have a look at the Derby locations file (http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/dogging/locations/derbyshire-dogging.html) as there's a location in Ilkeston which might be worth a go.
There's no shortage of out of the way car parks around here, so there must be something going on somewhere. The car park at the American Adventure could be a good location, after the theme park closes of course...

31 Mar 2004

I'm new to all this dogging lark, but looked at the Nottingham dogging sites at http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/dogging/locations/nottinghamshire-dogging.html and plucked up the courage yesterday evening around teatime to have a look at the supposed site near the Water Sports Centre (no sniggering at the back!), but the only car park I could see was padlocked closed. I tried a bit of a way further up by the water ski jump just before it becomes a private road but nothing there other than a couple of anglers. Has this place been rumbled as a dogging site and closed down?
Also, is Attenborough Nature Reserve still a site? With late sunsets and the popularity of the area with families I'd have thought it was a bit open.
Any dogging sites within easy-ish reach of West Nottm?
TIA from a dogging novice
MrLickingham