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19 Jan 2006

Quote by bothwaysplus
its more the depth it goes into you than the hardness or otherwise - you get one of those 10 inch plus monsters all the way in and it starts to feel more like a medical examination

Hmm. A while back I had a 'phase' of shoving a vibrator up my arse and wanking off, and I've got to say that the further up it went the better it felt. Maybe it's a prostate thing, I don't know, but it did make me think that perhaps that's one of the reasons gay guys like hung men so much.
With the women I've been out with, the unanimous view has been that it's the initial penetration that's the most exciting, with most of the sensation being around the rosebud rather than deep within. I'd speculate, based on that very small sample, that this could be due to the clitoris extending around and behind the vagina, and that anal sex stimulates that part of it. None of my GFs liked it 'hard', in the sense of fast pumping, but that could be because I was crap at it until recently. What they all did like, though, was to have their clit manipulated whilst taking it anally from behind, which makes my current GF come like a train..
Mr Licks

19 Jan 2006

Quote by Veneziano
To quickly answer you queries.
I am Italian, born in Nottingham, but grew up from an early age in Northern Italy, due to my italians parents returning home.
I am now back in Nottingham, full circle, viai London, after coming back to UK for work.

Ah, ci vediamo al prossimo Munch, magari? ;-)

Never have any time to find out about the swinging scene, but then again I'm still trying to get a head start, without much success here in the UK too !!

I'd be surprised if there wasn't some kind of swinging scene in Italy, as sex and eroticism is so much more a part of mainstream culture than over here, IMO. I don't know if Italians have more sex than Brits, but popular culture is even more suffused with it than over here, and I get the impression that Italians have far fewer hang-ups about sex than Brits. As far as I know, and that might not be far enough, there's no tradition of innuendo and doubles entendres in Italy, unlike here, which to me points to a very healthy and open attitude to sex. I sit ready to be corrected, though...

I am in Italy as I write, just outside a city called Padova, where there seems to be a fashion for early doors apertif drinking sessions, the weather is cold and snowing, but I find italian cities so welcoming. There are always lots of comfortable places to sit and drink eat and watch the world go by. There never seems to be any of the tensions I feel in certain UK cities at night. I wouldn't dream of spending an evening in Nottingham City Centre on a weekend.

Back when I worked in languages, only a few years back, I spent a week or so in Padova working at the university language centre, and found it a very laid-back place. I remember spending evenings in piazza restaurants scoffing great food and wine and just watching passers-by. A greater contrast to Nottingham city centre on a weekend, or even weekday, night, would be hard to imagine.
Mind you, I was told by some of the natives who were on the whole proud of their city, that it can be pretty unpleasant in winter with thick freezing fogs, and in summer with swarms of mosquitoes. Luckily I was there in the spring...

Think I'll go for an apertif.!!

Salute!
Mr Licks

6 Jan 2006

Quote by popsucker
Hi
Ive a particular interest in all things italian at the moment. Just curious to know where you guys are from.
Caio

I'm a half-Brit, half-Mick italophile living in Nottingham, my main connection with Italy and things Italian being my sister, who speaks fluent Italian (though can't write it to save her life, strangely) after years there teaching English, and her now husband, who's a milanese. I also used to work in a language centre at a university surrounded by Europeans of various nationalities, including Italians of course, where I started off learning the lingo back in '93.
Veneziano, you've just come back from Italy - what's the dogging/swinging scene like in Italy, do you know?
Ciao 4 now smile

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Mr Licks

5 Jan 2006

Quote by 8inchdirtyboy
hey guys thanks for reading this. also look at my profile. anyways i was just wondering what people's veiws on toyboys were? i myself am only 18 years of age and i get turned on a LOT by older people, ladies in particualr and some men. was wondering whether that was just me, or whether older people get turned on by younger people as well?

Do older people get turned on by younger people? Does Little Red Riding wear a hood? Does the Pope wear a funny hat? Is wrestling fixed?
Well, I say that, but I know some of more mature years who aren't so keen on young 'uns, although they're certainly harder to find amongst older blokes than older women.
As for being a toyboy, it's a grand old life. I went out for 3 years with a women 13 years older when I was in my 20s and she changed my life completely - I actually grew up, learnt stacks, and got some terrific sex into the bargain. I'm not sure she did so well out of the deal, mind, given what a miserable wanker I was at the time... sad

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I know of some young women who have a 'thing' for older blokes, and I can only say that I heartily approve of such exquisite and refined taste. As for boys, when ah wa' lad I dreamt of being 'taken in hand' by a Mrs Robinson type to be fed, fucked and watered to my heart's content, and I know that most of my mates had the same fantasy.
So, when you get turned on by older people, how old are we talking about?
Mr Licks

5 Jan 2006

Quote by Veneziano
Been spending a lot of time in Italy over the festive period.
Not been on the forum much in the past few weeks.
What's new?
Italian television is sooooo bad...there are still personalities / presenters that used to be on when I was a kid..some 30 years ago.
I can't beleive that a country with so much cultural inheritance can have such poor quality programmes. The best TV (i'm talking films, documentaries, topical programmes and not the usual menu of soft porn) are usually on late at night when everybody is in bed.
I despair of this country where I grew up, we are becoming the laughing stock of Europe, what with that clown Berlusconi at its' helm...the fact that he owns 90% of all televison channels goes a long way to explaining the poor state of Italian TV..
Ok rant over
ciao for now

Salve Veneziano. I've been studying Italian for over a decade, and like yourself despair at how a country with such a strong cultural history in art, film, literature, and the rest, and a fairly sophisticated populace, can have TV channels that make Jerry Springer look like Newsnight. Berlusconi's private channels have always been dire, but even before he got his mitts on the 3 RAI channels they were pretty poor, specialising in crass game shows and dubbed foreign films, although the news and current affairs progs were ok. Nowadays RAI has gone way down the tubes, at least that was the case when I last saw their transmissions a year or so back.
As you say, Il Cavaliere (more like Il Buffone) has an awful lot to answer for, but with luck he's a busted flush and will be out of office soon, after which his presidential immunity from prosecution will lapse and he'll end up before the beak again. Whether Italian TV will ever recover from his crassness is another matter, however.
On the plus side, there's usually plenty of young female flesh on view on the trash shows for us middle-aged gits to drool over, and the simplistic language used is very handy when you're learning vocabulary... ;-)
Mr Licks

5 Jan 2006

Quote by Emily
just noticed that I'm averaging having sex with one different person every day so far this year! It's the 5th today and I've slept with 5 ppl so far in 2006 :)
It's Friday tomorrow so 6 & 7 shouldn't be too tricky to manage, and the freshers move back into hall over the weekend so I'm wondering how long I can keep this up for! :)
Em
x x x

<sigh> How come I never bumped into girls like you when I was at university (both times!)? I kept hearing about how students were at it like rabbits but I was fucked (or not) if I could get any. Mind you, I was at first on a blasted Physics degree with a 50:1 M:F ratio (I exaggerate not), and my second time I was in an all-male halls, but still...
Good luck with the freshers, Em, and I hope their youthful stamina makes up for their usual just-left-home-and-out-to-get-pissed-every-night crassness.
Mr Licks

3 Jan 2006

Quote by mik69
Thank's northeastcoupleuk Iwonderd how long before the shed pun's started :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't know any shed puns (are there many?) but I do remember the Monty Python sketch about Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson. So mik69, how many sheds do you have? ;-)
Welcome on board, mate - hope you enjoy the ride smile

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Mr Licks

3 Jan 2006

Quote by sir cumalotmore
i was discussing with a friend earlier about shaving my pubic hair and i was greeted with disgust,,
what everyones elses views on that

Erm, I'd advising going for a wee trim with nail scissors rather than a full shave, as in my experience it itches like buggery for days afterwards, and you're not likely to turn on many women if you're having to scratch your meat 'n' two veg every other minute. A trim feels better, and is a big help to anyone blowing you so that they don't end up with an unwanted dental flossing....
Mr Licks

3 Jan 2006

Quote by Mister_Discreet
There's a whole genre of porn catering to your taste, try searching your favourive source for "Gonzo".

A good 'gonzo' series is Ben Dover, aka Steve Perry. Most of the women in his flicks are amateurs trying to break into porn or just supplementing student incomes, and they're mostly genuine from what I can see, although I only have 3 of his flicks. Not proper amateur, with the usual over-emphasis on anal and facials, but a nice 'halfway house' between amateur and pro. You have to put up with his gormless commentaries and patter, but the women are real women of all shapes, sizes and colours.
Of course, there's loads of amateur stuff out there, much of which is far from amateur, the term having been appropriated by the porn 'industry'. A nice independent site is Firegirls, which is a sort of workers' cooperative and fairly cheap and genuine. It's against posting policy to post links, but Google will see you right.
BTW, where the feck does the word "gonzo" come from? I always thought he was the manic drummer in the Muppets...
Mr Licks

3 Jan 2006

Quote by raunchyrabbits
Is it worth starting a thread on this, do folk think, or has it been done to death already?
Mr Licks

It's probably been done to death already. I would agree with much of what you say though. The next question is, can your sexuality change from straight to bi, or gay to bi, or vice versa? If you "discover" your bi side, was it always there or did it appear? And if it was always there, does that mean everyone has a bi side but most never discover it? I definitely feel I have become more physically attracted to men over the years, but that's maybe because I've been curious about whether I could enjoy sex with a man for a long time. So did I always have the ability to be attracted to men or did I develop it? I don't know the answers but I'd love to learn more about it all.
Personally, although this is very much a 'permissive sixties' type of view (I was only a wee babby then, honest!), I don't think that the discrete categories hetero, gay, and bisexual exist except as social constructs. I think we all have the ability to be attracted to both sexes, and like yourself the attraction can ebb and flow over time. And we're not just talking the 'holy trinity' of str8, gay and bi - what about folk who are, or are into, transsexuals? I get off on transsexual porn and love the 'ladyboy' idea of male and female in one body, but the standard 'line' on blokes who like a bit of TS is that we're closet gays who're afraid to admit it, which for myself is certainly not the case. What about women who go for transsexuals, m->f and f->m? What sexuality do they fit into?
I personally hate it that we're shoehorned into these fixed social categories as it seriously limits the range of our experiences and the full expression of our sexualities. I think in future centuries people will look back on us and shake their heads sadly, wondering at how we could straitjacket ourselves so much and deny ourselves so much.
A couple of Press articles that may interest you:
Queer London ( a review of a book describing a time when 'straight' men would regularly indulge in what's now considered to be exclusively gay behaviour, such as cruising.
"If we wanted to be straight, we would be" ( An article by a lesbian activist attacking the idea of the 'gay gene' and arguing that people can choose their sexualities.
I've been promising to write a weblog article about this at some point, based on these articles, so maybe this'll prompt me to get round to it at last...
Nice nic, btw smile

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Mr Licks

3 Jan 2006

Quote by Robert1961
does it there for mean when i was curious i was bi curious
and now i have tried it
as im not curious i must now be bi
just wondered so i know for the future

Ah, well there's a whole new thread here, which I might start off if I get the time. What defines str8, gay and bi? Are there any simple dividing lines? Are all these seemingly different and discrete 'sexualities' just temporary social constructs? Discuss... ;-)
In brief, I've always believed that we're all 'bisexual' to some degree or other, but there's enormous pressure on people to join str8 and gay camps or be accused, particularly by political gays, of being a "cop-out". I've never fancied men in the same way as I fancy women. That is, when I meet a woman I fancy and who seems to fancy me, I get butterflies, groin tightening, dry throat, and the rest of it, but I've never had that feeling with a bloke, even though I might think, almost abstractly, "he's pretty" or "he's got a nice arse" or similar, especially in the swimming pool changing room. However, I do quite fancy one day taking it up the arse from a guy, especially whilst shagging a woman (though that could require some coordinated thrusting methinks), I'd be game to suck one or more cocks and swallow, and wouldn't mind shagging (non-hairy) male arse myself.
So, does that make me bisexual, or even closet gay? Many gay men would say that I'm the latter, but not only have I never fancied men, I don't even like their company most of the time. So maybe I'm bi, but what on earth does that mean? I still define myself as str8 for the sake of a quiet life, but I'm pretty sure that I'm not unusual and that most other folk have some degree of attraction for their own sex, and that only a few are 100% gay or str8.
As for yourself, Rob, I'd have thought that if you get the collywobbles with men as well as women, then you're "bi", otherwise if you go for 'man on man action' but only fancy women then you're still str8. At least, by current standards - in previous centuries things were very different, and bisexual dalliance was not at all unusual.
Is it worth starting a thread on this, do folk think, or has it been done to death already?
Mr Licks

1 Jan 2006

I've been away from SH for a while until at last I got some broadband kit, and just saw the new-look site tonight. When I logged in I had to update my account details, including month and year of birth. Not a bother, but my eyebrows raised a bit when I saw that the DOBs went back as far as 1898! All I can say is - big kudos to any 107-year-olds who manage to still stay on the scene smile

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I dare say it's been asked before - what hasn't on these fora? - but how old are/were the oldest swingers on SH?
Mr Licks

14 Oct 2005

Sarah
If there's still room, please put me down as a likely attendee for the Nottingham munch.

Mr Licks

9 Aug 2005

Quote by oneismagic
Hi again, i told you i'd be asking questions......
For those who frequent the clubs in the Midlands area, Is x-tasia the best one to go for? any other you can recommend? I am part of a couple, and we are looking for a night where single men are invited.

Ok, here's a naive question from an armchair (so far) swinger: where are these clubs in the East Midlands? I don't suppose there's one in Nottingham....? A guy can but hope.
Mr LIcks

9 Aug 2005

Quote by tevo
right then looks quite promising now so lets take a poll.
notts or derby as the venue ??
tues,wed or thurs night ??
whichever comes out on top we'll go for.
:lol:

From a purely selfish viewpoint, I'd vote Nottingham as that's where I live. I could drive to Derby (hell, I could cycle if I were feeling really game) but I'd have to do without drink which would be a lot less fun. However, I'm a bit of an armchair SH member so my vote counts a lot less than the active regulars. I'm not bothered what night - my social calendar is uncluttered (cough) at the mo.
If the vote's for Derby or Ilkeston (definitely within biking range) I'd still try to get along.
Mr Licks

8 Aug 2005

Quote by hateitorloveit
"You may be the problem."
I am hairy and one girl did ask me to shave down there, or at least trim it up....I also have phimosis but always make a special effort to keep everything clean.

A wee trim would definitely go down (sic!) well - she doesn't want to floss her teeth whilst she's down there ;-). Every few weeks I give my bush a bit of a hack with the scissors, not just for my GF who loves giving head but also because it feels a lot lighter and more comfy, although I've given up on shaving as that made me itch like buggery.
Mr Licks

7 Aug 2005

Quote by hateitorloveit
So I have a new girlfriend and she hasn't sucked my cock yet. Been seeing her two months. I like having my cock sucked. I also like licking pussy. Whenever I start to lick her out she stops me. She has only let me do it once when we were really drunk.
What is the best way to broach the subject. I don't want to put pressure on her but this is something I enjoy.
Should I just straight out
"Hey baby, how do you feel about oral sex?"
Any thoughts as to why she might not blowing my love trumpet? Repressed?

Well, as she doesn't like you going down on her, she's likely got a hang-up about oral sex in general. Some folk just think it's unhygienic, some don't like the idea of sucking/licking an organ that passes urine, and some are plain embarrassed. Some folk don't like the subdom aspects of it, which IMO can be a particular worry for women as cocksucking can be seen as a submissive activity - it's no accident that "cocksucker" is such a strong insult. As we all know on here oral 's the bee's knees, and IMHO particularly for women who get so much more from it than us inadequate males, but the SH crowd isn't (sadly) representative of general sexual attitudes.
In your position, I'd forget getting yourself blown by her for the near future at least, and concentrate on helping her feel comfortable with her own body and sexuality. That means taking your time with her, loads of touching (all over, not just erogenous zones) and foreplay, relaxed atmosphere, and not putting any 'goal-oriented' stress on yourselves. If she can really let herself go then she'll probably lose her inhibitions about you going down on her, and only after she gets to enjoy being licked out will she fancy blowing you. What will definitely not work, IMHO, is putting any pressure on.
Just my 2 Euro's worth.
Mr Licks (yep, it's my favourite activity, too)

25 Jul 2005

Quote by Kit
Now, this may seem a bit of a strange question, but I post in all seriousness
Imagine my dismay if you will..................
there I was, horny as hell and and feeling that I had done me bestest and Kat is cumming....................................... and then he bursts into fits of giggles as he cums :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now, is this normal or am I doing something reaaaaaaaaaaaaallly wrong? ops: :oops: or is Kat just weird?
or is he just a f****** b****** :? :? :?

My GF giggles and laughs when she comes, which came as quite a shock to me the first time we had it off, but soon got used to it. Hell, I often join in smile

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I think maybe it's just a relaxation thing - she just lets go completely and laughter's what comes out. That's certainly preferable to a previous GF, who relaxed to the point of copious farting at orgasm. Not much fun in doggy position, I can tell you.
Mr Licks

25 Jul 2005

Quote by gloryholeguy
As a matter of fact, that is not my story since I find men totally repulsive and women totally beautiful. My inspiration for trying a gloryhole happens to come from xxxxxxx (like most men).
And I am fully aware that a gloryhole originates within the gay community, however that does not mean that their use should exclude the female race now, does it?

Oops, sorry sad

sad

. Your nick is so similar to the guy who wrote the story that I dozily assumed your were one and the same. No offence intended. My only excuse is that it's Monday morning... :(
I'm sure you're right, that gloryholes aren't restricted to men, although I suspect that, whilst they're popular on the gay scene (or so I gathered, when I used to hang around the -sucking newsgroup), they're a bit of a 'niche interest' for women, but I stand to be corrected. Can't say I'd go for receiving a blow job via a gloryhole, regardless of the sex of the blower - anything could happen to your dick once you stick in through the hole. Maybe I'm just too nervous...
Now, what I wouldn't at all say no to, would be some anonymous clit-licking. Of course the physical arrangements would need to be different, but I could quite go for being presented with a series of willing fannies that I had to satisfy. As long as there was beer to hand to slake my thirst :P
Mr Licks

25 Jul 2005

Quote by Johnboywalton
whats a glory hole blowjob?

gloryholeguy was a bit too modest to post a link to his story on SH about his gloryhole experiences in Holland, so here it is: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/stories/story-6562.html
Although str8, with the usual vague bi tendencies that most blokes have (IMO), I've always been curious about other guy's cocks, and what it would be like to suck them. So I think I know how gloryholeguy feels, about enjoying blowing cocks but having zero attraction to men as such. I've thought for a while that men have a fascination with cocks, both their own and other guys; and that this is one of the reasons why we watch porn, particularly porn with big dicked blokes, when you'd think watching Lex Steele, for instance, with his 12 incher would make Joe Punter feel pretty inadequate. Any str8 blokes care to comment? Do you watch porn partly for the cocks? And do you fantasise about sucking cock?
Maybe this is a topic that should go in the Cafe?
Mr Licks

23 Jun 2005

Quote by bustyandlusty
just read in good housekeeping magazine that it is impossible for women to ejaculate - were not built like men it said so its a myth

They're full of shit. They should stick to what they know about - good housekeeping.
Mr Licks

23 Jun 2005

Quote by ptolemy1975
The women I have been with did not know these facts and actually told me to stop what I was doing because they felt they were going to pee themselves, also, when I said that they were going to ejaculate they did not believe me! Has this happened to anyone else?

Yes. The woman I went out with who ejaculated like a fire hose (see my other message to this thread) first started squirting when she went out with me - it had never happened before in her 15-year marriage. When it first happened she too was convinced she was going to pee, but let go anyway. I've read accounts from other women who say that just before they squirt they do get a full sensation as if they want to piss, and many hold themselves back for that reason. If you go out with another woman who feels this way, you should encourage her to just let go - neither of you will regret it. From the sounds of it, I'd guess you were using your fingers to massage her G-spot - was that the case?
Mr Licks

23 Jun 2005

Quote by w00dface
Has anyone else noticed that female ejaculation seems to be a fiarly big thing on the net at the mo?
I know of one girl that does it but I know of 10 that don't.
Does it happen that often or is it just something men have fantasies about which causes porn websites to provide it more.

This comes up time and again on SH, and much the same things are said each time. See the recent thread at http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/30382.html for an example.
Having gone out for 3 years with a squirter, I can say with absolute copper-bottomed, rock-solid,100% certainty that it really happens and that it's most definitely not piss - I've had gallons of the stuff go down my throat and it tastes like warm, slightly salty water.
Do men have fantasies about it? I doubt it - most have never heard of it, and when they do hear of it don't believe it. They assume that the video clips they see are fakes or women pissing, and think it's a myth. Those few that do actually believe that it happens (and it's far, far more common than many suppose) are amazed, and those like myself who've been privileged to go out with a squirter feel both humble and tremendously excited. Believe you me, those orgasms are definitely not faked!
At the risk of being cynical, I think many men who do acknowledge that it happens are frightened of it, as many men are frightened of unbridled female sexuality. This doesn't apply to folk on this board, most if not all of whom know just how powerful women's sexuality can be, but Joe Ordinary on the street is usually incapable of keeping up with a woman who really cuts loose sexually.
Personally, I would absolutely love to have sex again with a squirter - I broke up with the last one over 15 years ago and haven't come across an ejaculating woman since.
As for the porn industry, yes it's getting into FE in a big way, but only because it's a relatively new phenomenon, same as it got into MILFs when older women became fashionable as sex objects. It's just a new niche market to be exploited like any other.
Mr Licks

23 Jun 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Can i just ask as someone who openly admit to not knowing sod all really about this subject, is bukakke no sexual contact? cause i have been to clubs on a bukkake night and its just been guys wanking over a woman and at other clubs they have had sex first then ended up wanking over a woman lol i have always found this a bit cofusing or is there no rules really so long as u end up wanking over the subject?
Your confusingly Alison :haha:

Alison, there was a thread on bukkake a month or so back, which you might find enlightening - see http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/44390.html
There are a couple of linked pix on one of the pages, but no surprise popups that might be embarrassing at work, so you could just turn images off in your browser. You might also want to have a quick look at:
From what I've seen, on Usenet multimedia binary groups, bukkake in its original, Japanese form involves little or no sex beforehand. In some flicks the woman wanks herself off in front of the assembled blokes to get them turned on, and very occasionally she has sex with a guy beforehand, but usually it's just her sitting/lying down and getting drenched with cum.
Personally it's not really my thing, although I did look at some clips out of fascinated curiousity. It does have a strange appeal at first, a bit like any 'new' fetish or form of sex (if there can be anything new in the world of sex after 40,000 years of humankind), but give me a bit of the old in and out any day of the week. I also worry that, if I were at a bukkake party, I'd be hard pushed to get it up and spurt, and I've never cum on a woman's face before (intentionally, at least) - apart from any subdom aspect, apparently it stings like buggery if it gets in the eyes.
Mind you, if Blue does arrange a wee party, with all those naked blokes around and more than a few bi and bi-curious guys on here, I dare say there'll be a bit of 'hot man-on-man action going on' in the background. Hmm, on second thoughts, it could be tempting... ;-)
Where is this spunkfest to take place, anyhow? Apologies if someone's already mentioned this, but I've been away from the site for a few weeks due to pressure of work sad

sad

Mr Licks

20 May 2005

I've today, at the email address I use for SH, received two emails from people I supposedly emailed in response to their ads on SH, but who don't ring a bell with me. Here's one, stripped of the sender's name:

Hello,
You recently replied to my advert. This is just to let you know that i'm no longer replying to ads from the site because I was receiving 100's everyday and too much for me to handle. I bet most ladies have
the same problem. You maybe interested in this, because I did a search and came up with a top list for contact sites. I have joined 3 now and at last
i'm getting quality replies and meeting others.
This is where I went to
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Altered by Moderator
Wishing you lck in the future

I got a similar, but differently-worded message, soon after that one from someone else also pushing a site on I have sent a small number of replies to photo ads recently, but I'm fairly sure that I didn't send them to the people who've spammed me, unless they changed their handles.
Has anyone else had similar mails after replying to ads? Is something the site admins should worry their pretty little heads about, do folk think?
Mr Licks

20 May 2005

Quote by Mac69
Can we do a version with celebrities?
Like Celebrity cum dancing?

Oh my gawd, what have you done? We've already got celebrity shag-a-thon (aka "Celebrity Love Island") but there are still plenty of depths to be plumbed. You know what would be justice? For yer man the porn star on CLI (I can't remember his name) to be bukkake-d, seeing as how he must have spritzed his protein on hundreds of women's faces. I'd pay to see that :twisted:
Reminds me of the old joke:
Q: Why does Peter West wear rubber trousers?
A: So he can come dancing.
I'll get me coat...
Mr Licks

20 May 2005

Quote by kinkyluton
theres many films out there...
but my question is....
if you could have played any part in any film..what would it have been ?

I was going to say the motorbike in "Girl on a Motorcycle" but RickRoper got there before me sad

sad

Actually, I always quite fancied myself as Muttley from Wacky Races...
Kinky Luton, eh? How come I never met folk like you in my 20 years in that boring dump? I always thought that there had to be somethinginteresting in the town, but I just never found it.
Mr Licks

20 May 2005

Quote by boredbadboy
Any bored ladies in the Norwich area with nowt to do tonight and fancy sharing some tasty jaffa cakes with a lovely tall cheeky 27 year old?... email

"Jaffa cakes"?? I know it's a bit boring over in Naarch but surely you could do more than munch biscuits. Or am I missing some swinging code phrase here?
Mr Licks

19 May 2005

Quote by bailiffs
hi there people,
we where at one of the dogging locations and it does seem to be getting busy, except when you get people keep driving past that havent got the bottle to stop!!!!!!
that pissed me off.
but we dont go to the "bigger" erm............derby location but the one thats kinda out the way!!!!(i think i managed to say that without being specific??didnt i?)
c u all soon
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If I asked really, really nicely, would someone pm me with prime and activeDerby locations? They'd be well within reach for me, and if nowt kicks off it'll be an excuse for a nice evening walk in the country smile

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. Nottingham's a bit of a wash-out for dogging from what I can see, having trooped around the locs mentioned in the SH Notts dogging guide without success, other than them woods to the North where a visit from a jam sandwich rather put me off sad

sad

Even better, if anyone's planning any sessions in the near future I'd love to come along and help out, or just watch.
Mr Licks

19 May 2005

Quote by dirtydoggers
lads, i take my hat off to ya..night after night, spanking and shafting for england..you can see why dogging never really took off abroad, its not only the stiff upper lips we brits enjoy, i mean, can you really imagine the frogs jacking one up in a carpark surrounded by a dozen of his countrymen?

Er, well if Catherine Millet is to be believed, yes I can. The outdoor gangbang exploits she details in "The Sexual Life of Catherine M" are truly staggering, and I'm sure put any brit doggers in the shade ;-)
I wonder if there's a French word for 'dogging'?
Mr Licks