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26 Nov 2004

Quote by Mr Writer
I replied to an ad in the Women Seeking Men section of the site a while ago. I've since 'spoken' to the woman quite a lot on Messenger so she could decide if I was the right kind of person for her. Things seemed to be progressing quite well so she suggested meeting tomorrow night.
When I asked if she had some condoms or whether I should take my own she said that she didn't want to use them. This led to quite a heated discussion which culminated in me abandoning the meeting.
Have I acted out of turn here?
I know and am confident that I am clean as I am tested on a regular basis. Here is a woman who is expecting me to put my life in her hands simply because she says 'everything is OK' though. I can't believe that some people would be so irresponsible.

Strange. It's usually the bloke who doesn't want to wear a johnny and the woman who insists. After all, not only can she get up the duff but her chances of getting HIV from a bloke are far higher than the bloke's of getting it from her AFAIK. I honestly don't think a woman can notice the difference between wrapped and unwrapped, at least that's what my girlfriends have said. Did she say why she wanted unwrapped?
FWIW, as all the rest have written, you did the right thing.
Mr Licks

26 Nov 2004

Quote by Serendipity
I hope I'm not repeating this but I had to share it with you.......got this link from one of my less then cordon bleu savvy friends!

Oh my gawd! I hope the recipe quantities are in cc, or even better mg.... Which puts me in mind of a recent Monkey Dust, where Clive comes home and, once his excuses have been routinely exposed and the woman says "What have you really been doing, Clive?" he says "Trying fo fill a bath with cum". Which made my knackers shrivel, I can tell you.
Of course this raises the thorny old question: do vegetarians swallow? ;-)
I suppose you know that 'cream pies' are now all the rage on the Usenet erotica groups?
Mr Licks

1 Nov 2004

Quote by Serendipity
Although after last night, my next biggest concern is making sure I have a scarf on...brrrrrr

Quite. As winter draws on I dare say hardy doggers will have to wear thermals, which could lead to some, er, practical difficulties unless said garments have flaps. Still, maybe the cold will *increase* the likelihood of action, what with that being the only way to stay warm... All this al fresco shagging is all very well for us blokes as we don't expose much surface area to the cold, but I do feel for the grrlz.
I'm glad you had a good experience the other night, and I'm impressed that you kept going after 3 nights of fags and boredom - that's dedication, all right ;-). Do keep us up to date with news of your exploits.
Shame I no longer live around Beds/Herts, but if I ever get down there again I'll give you a shout, if you'd like.
Mr Licks

8 Oct 2004

Quote by philfun1
We have been to Blidworth a few times in the last 3 or 4 weeks. We'd like to put on a show and maybe more.....BUT what puts us off is the white van brigade. Every time we been to the burial site there are one or two and sometimes more white vans parked up with men sitting around sometimes with side doors open chatting and smoking. They have been there every night we have visited, thus puting us off that particular place. Go to the bottoms, hey guess what another white van parked up, always there with a couple in it, never get up to anything, drink tea out of a flask and have blokes over to chat but no action. Go to the top car park and yet another white van ther with a fella and a youngish (legal) girl, always stood outside in a crowd with blokes chatting. Talking to someone apparently they do get up to things (We've never seen it) but she charges for her services. This has put us off Blidworth atogether, same people same places , same vans, doing nothing. We'll be looking for other areas to concentrate on that are more civalised in future.

I went there once a couple of weeks back, in response to a post in this forum and some PMs that there'd be some action. I went to all the locations there, including the burial ground, and whilst I saw the occasional white van (including one large camper van) I didn't feel the atmosphere was intimidating. Lots of middle-aged single guys lurking in cars and a few - very few - women talking with blokes, but no action or hint of any. I disappeared around 10-ish after the Old Bill prowled one of the sites, although that didn't seem to bother the folk already there, and I was getting bored and thirsty by then (I don't think I've the stamina for dogging). The impression I got then, and since reading some posts on this board, was that action kicks off way late.
As for someone charging, I didn't come across that, but when I first parked up at the main spot around 8-ish there was a car with its door open, interior lights on, and music playing, and a woman in long white boots showing off her legs. It was just her on her Todd which made me a little wary.
The spots are certainly popular on a Friday night, though - hell, there were nearly traffic jams in a couple with all the cars prowling around. Must be a pisser for the dog walkers after a quiet night walk in the woods....
Anyone know if anything happens in the spots down by the Trent?
Mr Licks

3 Oct 2004

Quote by Serendipity
Hi!
I hope this is the right thread to ask this in (newbies eh? ). I've been reading the forum for a while and have seen a lot of comments about people only wanting couples or singles guys to watch/participate etc.....but are single women welcome or is this not most peoples preference? possibly a silly question and probably not the only one I'll ask!
Thanks
Serendipity

Going by what I've read on these fora the last six months or so since I came across SH, I would say that single women in the swinging and/or dogging scenes are as rare as gold dust and twice as desirable. I very, very much doubt that you'll have to wait long for any action at a dogging venue if you're str8 or bi, what with all the men hanging around like dogs with two dicks...
Good luck!
Mr LIcks

2 Oct 2004

This has been an interesting thread, and many thanks to those who've contributed with tips for single blokes. As one such, who's only tried dogging once at the locs north of Nottingham without any success, I've found this really useful as a rough guide to dogging etiquette. If there's a next time (which there might not be if action doesn't happen till past midnight, as I do like my beer :*)) then I'll make a point of putting my interior light on and wandering around. I did wander about when I tried it, not least because it was a lovely night to go walking in the woods, but no-one spoke to me other than an old guy who'd come all the way up from Wolverhampton for action.
Mr Licks

23 Sep 2004

Anyone know of any current dogging locations in or near Peebles? I'll be up there for a couple of days next week and could do with a bit of houghmagandy. Plenty of potential spots with all the woodland round about...
Mr Licks

21 Sep 2004

Quote by Andy
Thought i must ad my bit at this thread!
Ive been going up to the places youve mentioned now for the past three years and in all that time i must say that of late things have quitened down, but if your calm and respectful to the couples who do want to be up there for a fun time and have the balls to go up to these couples and have a friendly chat rather than just sitting in your cars stalking and waiting to pounce on them expecting a show with no words passed between everyone then you will 9 times out of ten find things happen !
Well it does for me anyway, and no im getting at the single guys out there who do just sit in there cars, its just what the couples have told me they would prefer it if people went up to them and spoke.
When im up there with my wife we welcome guys to come and have a friendly chat.
Andy

Thanks for the tip, Andy. I'm a dogging virgin and Saturday was my first trip to a dogging location, having read timandsuenotts (I think that's their handle) post on the Saturday about a couple of bi-fems planning to have some fun. When I arrived at the first P it was just myself and one other car, with the light on and a woman with long white boots and heels sitting listening to music with the door open. I honestly wasn't sure if she was there to walk the dog or just chill out, so left her alone, on the grounds that women don't often like being approached on their own in the dark by strange blokes. I did a bit more prowling at the other locations, including the TH car park not mentioned in the guide, and occasionally saw and heard groups of guys talking, and at one point there was actually a real live woman, but the only couple I saw were in a camper van. The bi-fems and their men (4 in all) did turn up at the TH location and were drinking and chatting, but I wasn't sure if it was them and even if they were there seeing a man about a dog I didn't know the right, erm, etiquette/protocol in these situations. I think it was them as when they drove off I recognised the car, so I pootled back off to the first location in time to see a cop car cruising it, not that that seemed to bother everyone there. (Do cops give doggers grief around these parts?)
I did get the feeling that any serious action wouldn't take place until after all the 'cruisers' had buggered off, but didn't want to hang around until midnight or later. On the plus side, I did get a nice walk in the woods - BW are very nice when it's dark, really quiet and peaceful smile

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Perhaps I'll give it another go sometime, although it does seem like an awful lot of waiting around and smoking fags for the chance of a peep at some action. An acquired taste, I dare say...
Mr Licks

20 Sep 2004

Quote by loveblock
:shock: it seems from all web sites on internet ive seen; no body goes dogging in nottinghamshire; do only angels live here/ or have i been looking wrong places ;or does anyone no something i dont .share a secret . pissed off looking. regards .from. loveblock.

On Saturday night I went to the woods circuit mentioned in the Nottm guide on this site, and there were almost traffic jams in all 3 locations, plus one that isn't mentioned in the guide. No action happening that I could see, but loads of cars with single blokes hanging about expectantly and the very occasional couple. Something must happen on a regular basis up there or it wouldn't be so popular. Hell, the one guy I did speak to - a Pete Postelthwaite look-alike - remarked that it was "quiet for a Saturday night".
I got fed up with hanging about smoking fags and drinking coke at 10 and buggered off home for beer, but I'd be interested to know from anyone there if anything did go off, or did the OB cruising around put people off?
The site mentioned in the guide at the NWC appeared, when I last looked many months back, to be off-limits, the car park barred with chain and padlock. I've not tried the place down by the water and the ducks yet.
Mr Licks

18 Sep 2004

Quote by chick0074

Any of you larger guys ever have a girl REALLY tell you that yours was too big?
Or were they too busy enjoying it?

Something I read a while back, in a social psychology book, and which I think rings true, is that cock size is an inter-male display thing. Although some women, like yourself, Rachel, want big boys, most I've known (socially and biblically) Mr Licks

I never actually said that. And if you've seen my ad, I'm not even looking for men.

Ok, apologies for putting words in your mouth - I tend to skim posts on this board, not least because I can only get to it at work and I've shitloads of boring stuff to do.

And reading books is a waste of time as Blue pointed out. What's "social psychology" anyway - made up rubbish by people who don't have the maths to get a real science degree.

Ok, I shouldn't have mentioned "books" - social death round these parts. My experience, as a mid-40s guy who's been around the block more than a few times, and who knows men rather better than he'd like to, is that men compete and play domination games, even when they're supposedly 'mates', and blokes look for anything that gives them one up on the other guy. Big car, flash suit, better-looking GF, faster racing pigeons, tougher hamsters - anything will do. A big dick is a big plus because it's so bound into men's sexuality and egos. A small dick is definitely something to be ashamed of if you're a bloke, and I've known of guys who've refused to go swimming if they've had to change in front of blokes. Of course, going into a cubicle to change is in itself taken as an admission of guilt... ;-)
I could see why gay guys get off on biggies, though. I've done a bit of back-end insertion myself with a vibrator, to see what it was like, and for me the further it went up the more the pleasure.

It won't tell you anything about what really goes on in the swinging community - you find that out yourself - if you stick around long enough

Two chances of that - fat and slim (and Slim just left town). I've been hanging about these boards, answering ads, sending PMs, looking for dogging meets, and have learnt that single str8 guys are as welcome in the swinging community as a dose of the clap. Perhaps if I bring my GF around to the idea then that'll be my entry ticket, and she is a fuck of a sight better looking and sexier than I...
Mr Licks

18 Sep 2004

Quote by chick0074
We are still yet to hear from the woman who like small cocks or te guy who wishes he had a smaller cock

I don't know about the former, but I do know of a society of guys with big cocks called the Large Penis Support Group described, on one site, as:
"for people who either have an abnormally large male genital or those who have been injured by an abnormally large male genital. "
They've a .
A good thing you don't live in Japan, Rachel - the guys there really are tiny, going by the Japanese porn I've seen. My measly 7" would make me John Holmes in Tokyo... ;-)
Mr LIcks

18 Sep 2004

Any of you larger guys ever have a girl REALLY tell you that yours was too big?
Or were they too busy enjoying it?

Not being 'well-endowed' I couldn't say. I do remember going out with one woman who said my average-sized cock was a relief as her previous BF's had been too thick and had hurt her.
There was a woman on this board who advertised for a small cock because she wanted to try anal and didn't want to end up with haemorrhoids ;-)
Something I read a while back, in a social psychology book, and which I think rings true, is that cock size is an inter-male display thing. Although some women, like yourself, Rachel, want big boys, most I've known (socially and biblically) couldn't give a toss - as long as it's big enough to be felt that's enough. The most common comment Ive seen from women on boards, when this sort of discussion has come up, has been "what's between the ears is more important than what's between the legs".
It's men who are obsessed with cock size, not women, and IMHO that's because it's part of the incessant domination games played in the status society that some call 'male bonding'. A donkey schlong doesn't impress most women (though I dare say licking your eyebrows would ;-)) but it does impress blokes, str8 and gay. Basically, it's "I'm more of a man than you because my cock's bigger". Men are such simple creatures.
Mr Licks

10 Sep 2004

Quote by jomu

In the article it says:

Delegates will hear that ramblers have come across sex sessions all over the country

I should be so feckin' lucky! It's long been one of my fantasies, as a rambler/hillwalker/bogstomper, to bump into a couple getting it on in the hills and join in. I've been hillwalking nigh on 20 years and still haven't struck lucky. Perhaps I should email yer man in the article to ask about locations...
I think the article's just in as an amusing filler, as the picture of a group of stereotypical Kendal-mint-cake-eating bobble-hat-wearing cheery-song-singing ramblers bumping inadvertently into an outdoor orgy is just too tempting for journalist to pass by, even in a so-called quality paper. I'm a dogging virgin still (not for want of trying, mind) but I'm presuming that most action goes on after sunset, and you've got to be a pretty hardy, or badly lost, rambler if you're out on t'moors in the dark.
Mr Licks

9 Sep 2004

Quote by Andy
Hi there i will be in and around these areas tomorrow night if any one fancys getting together couples / single females.
im a non pushey guy with manners.
Andy

If there's any action happening Friday or Saturday in the Nottm area this single str8 guy would be up 4 it, particularly now that sunset's earlier. If anyone fancies company PM me. I'd describe myself much as Andy describes himself - non-pushy with manners.
Mr Licks

9 Sep 2004

Quote by kinkyluton
AND ONE OF THEM STARTS WITH BOB?
IVE ALWAYS FANCYED TO GO I DONT DRIVE BLESS ME.
IS THERE ANYWAYS I CAN WORK ROUND THIS?
IM FROM THAT MIGHT HELP ME I DONT IM PREYING SOME OF YOU CAN

I was dragged up in Luton, mate, and if I were still living there I'd be looking for any action to relieve the sheer mundane tedium of the place, so you have my sympathy. I'd have thought a pushbike might not be a bad idea, as you can make a quicker and more flexible getaway than in a car, if need be, and of course the OB can't clock your licence plate. A bit tricky to get into any backseat action, mind...
Out of curiousity, do PM me with the location you're (thinking of) using. I come back dahn sahf occasionally to see relatives, so it would be nice to do something interesting in Luton for a change ;-)
Mr Licks

8 Sep 2004

Quote by myslutwifedevon
We stopped going to the venue that lays off the xxxxxxxxx in exeter (not allowed to name it!)
We prefer a much quieter but much better venue that is on the moors, the one with the large rock at the top of the hill.
The venue that is a bout three miles from Bovey Tracey...
Very awkward to say exactly where as frightened to name it in case we get thrown off.

I'll be down Exeter next week and could well fancy a bit of al fresco action. If I asked really nicely, would some kind person PM me a location or two in/near the town? If anyone wants to arrange a meet that's fine.
It's about time I broke my dogging cherry - there's piss-all happening around Nottingham, at least that I know of. I see all these posts on the forum about folk having a great time...it's just sooooo frustrating sad

sad

Mr Licks

7 Sep 2004

This swinging/dogging virgin is going to be in Exeter next week and would be interested in any action around those parts. Any decent dogging locales in the town? Anyone fancy a bit of 'extra-curricular' activity with a mid-40s single str8 woman-centred bloke? Do PM if interested.
Mr Licks

29 Aug 2004

Quote by berkshire_boy
im worse than him im 23 and still a virgin put career infront of life adn partyin infront of gf jsut messed realtionships up vasically. howvere i have not had intercousre but just bout everything else and iam willing to try anything hence havin placed an add o nthis iste

I also was a virgin, well near as dammit, until 22, and even then the sex was crap until I met someone good in bed when 26. I'd had one screw when seduced by a German woman on holiday but that was pretty dire, then 6 years of unwanted celibacy. So I don't find yer man's post too hard to believe - I'm sure there are plenty of 18-year-old virgin males out there but most would be too ashamed to admit it. Whether JTML is gen or not I couldn't say, just that what he wrote is what I'd have written when I was a horny but frustrated 18-year-old had the Internet existed then.
Assuming you are gen, mate, I'd echo matmoleman in advising that you go for a one night stand at a club (not too hard to get as long as you don't look miserable and needy) or try some sort of relationship first. The actual physical sex act can be a bit of an anti-climax if that's all there is - it's the lead-up and anticipation (amongst many other things) that makes it exciting.
Still, I dare say that there are a few Mrs Robinson types out there willing to take a callow youth in hand, although this site might not be the best place to find one. In your position I'd try a personals ad in your local rag and/or on a sex contacts site.
What you might also need is some advice from a friendly woman you know, whom you don't fancy, about sexual etiquette. Picking up someone in public, or asking someone out you know, is a highly complex task full of unspoken social ritual, something I found out many years too late. A woman friend can tell you some simple home truths about what women fancy and don't fancy about blokes. Number one: don't be miserable (even if you are) - that's the biggest turnoff of all.
Just my 2 Euro's worth. I know how you feel, mate, I'm just not sure that you're in the right place to find a solution to your problem. Best of luck anyway.
Mr Licks

26 Aug 2004

Quote by debbiewebs
HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
I am being invaded by pop up adds!. .........how can i stop them with out it costing me anything?
Thay are driving me nutts!. ..........ok no pun please!
Love to ya!

Debbiewebs :rose:

The simplest way to get rid of popups, and avoid picking up viruses/trojans from websites, is to quit using Internet Explorer and use a proper, secure browser that doesn't give a cracker a direct route into the heart of your machine's operating system. For info, see
I use Mozilla as my main browser, and only use IE for testing purposes (part of my work is web development), and it's far superior to, and much more secure than, Microshite's excuse for a browser.
Mr Licks

26 Aug 2004

Quote by Wilki
Browsing the ads, ive noticed an increase in requests for cut guys, why? and preferences please? just interested. thats all?

My guess, as an uncut guy, is that cut guys probably last longer as the glans is less sensitive than one protected by a 4skin. Short of a scientific study of endurance times, though, that can only be a guess.
There might also be aesthetic considerations. A cut dick does, IMO, look better than an uncut, whether limp or hard, a judgement based on sly comparisons of other guys equipment in swimming bath changing rooms. Limp dicks with 4skins look pretty ridiculous, on the whole.
As for cleanliness, there is a danger of, erm, 'fromage du kneurb' if you're uncut and don't wash regularly, but then any guy who's after a shag isn't going to get very far with a smelly dick. Hell, all you've got to do is give it a wee wipe and soap in the basin.
A final thought - perhaps a preference for cut comes from Yank porn? I can't remember the last time I saw an uncut guy in a US porn flick.
Just my 2 Euro's worth...
Mr Lick

23 Aug 2004

Quote by cumingsoon
Can anyone tell me where the best places are in nottingham safe from nutters ? we went to blidworth and drove into a carpark but the only thing we saw was old men sitting alone in their cars ( sorry for being agest ) just not for me. any info will be gratefully recieved.
Banana car naughty twosome.

Despite living in Nottm and posting a couple of times to these fora, I've still not heard of any good places here, although one kind person did mention a Derby location (PM me for details). Of the locs mentioned in the Notts dogging guide on this site, A seems way too open and popular with kids, families, etc for 'extra-curricular activities', at least whilst sunset is late, and the P at the NWC was chained off last time I looked. Any info on places to go, particularly within reach of West Nottm (Clumber's a good 40-50 mins drive through heavy traffic for me), would be very, very welcome to this dogging virgin.
I don't know - I'm beginning to wonder if dogging is an urban myth... ;-(
Mr Licks

23 Aug 2004

Clare, Steve
Probably a bit late in the day, but do put me down for this as I live in Nottingham and it would be really easy to get to. I'd be happy to cough up for refreshments etc. If it's too late, then I'll just have to kick myself for not looking at this forum for a couple of weeks sad

sad

Mr Licks

4 Aug 2004

Quote by Wilki
Sorry to be blunt but i had a overnight meeting with a couple in south yorks,last week, and thru the evening the lady got a massager out and within 2 or 3 minutes spurt. realy strange to see.
Anyone else whitnessed this phinominon, mind blowing

I went out for 3 years with a woman who ejaculated copiously, and yes, it is mind-boggling, extremely erotic, and amazing - I feel quite privileged to have gone out with her (plus she was a hell of a nice person too). One plus was that I never got thirsty during oral sessions as gallons of her come must have gone down my throat over the years. A minus was that it was pretty damn messy, and thus a bit embarrassing when we stayed in hotels, and it was a hell of a wet patch to end up sleeping on.
It came very much as a surprise to her when it started, just after we'd started going out together. She'd never experience anything like it before (she was 39 when I met her) with her husband, and at first feared she was peeing until I reassured her that it definitely did not taste of pee, not to mention the fact that you can't urinate while sexually aroused. I asked her how she felt when she came like that, and she said it was a really intense whole-body thing, much more intense than 'normal' orgasms, and that a long come sometimes wasted her. It was so intense that she had to stop me stimulating her any more, as it hurt in a highly pleasurable way. (Remember I'm paraphrasing 15 years after the event.)
I've not since gone out with a woman who ejaculates (or 'squirter', in pornspeak), but from what I've read it's not unusual, some 10% of women having squirted at some time during sex. There are quite a few websites on FE on the web, but a good starting point is Krystal Waters ( which, although a commercial site, does have info on FE and links to sites with more detail about it. Other references are The Clitoris ( and The Human Sexuality Web (
As you can imagine, porn featuring FE is a real turn-on for me. I've found some clips in the Usenet newsgroup -ejaculation amongst all the spam, and used to follow the wonderful Miss Puddles, a teenage Canadian who made amateur vids with her boyfriend, but sadly she's retired the scene. I've recently come across an up and coming star called Cytheria, a 22-year-old Latina who comes like a firehose and is the real thing IMHO. "Cytherea iz Squirtwoman" is her latest and greatest.
Anyway, I digress. Count yourself lucky and privileged to have met a woman who ejaculates - it's an experience no man should miss, and an awsome illustration of the power and intensity of female sexuality. If you see her a next time, see if you can't get her to squirt during oral so that you can taste the stuff. Wish I were in your shoes, mate smile

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Mr Licks

3 Aug 2004

Quote by roger743
I thought that honesty was the name of the game in swinging circles, so the few times I've replied to ads I've said "not bad looking"

Yeah, but when every other guy is using the same phrase to describe themselves, it conjures up images of an army of clones marching through this website...
Let me put it this way. I'm straight, but I wouldn't go for a woman whose only description of their features was "not bad looking". The phrase conveys to me the image of a woman who doesn't really care about her appearance, but doesn't think she's completely ugly yet. A woman who couldn't make the effort to describe herself properly, doesn't make the effort to look good, and on that evidence probably wouldn't make much effort in the bedroom either. Why would I be attracted to a woman like that?
Because she might be a nice person? Because she might be active and imaginative in bed? (Or in the car park, heh, heh.) I think you're drawing too many inferences from "not bad looking" without any evidence. To me the phrase says modesty or shyness, not slovenliness or laziness, but that's a matter of personal interpretation.
To be blunt, most of the mug shots I've seen on this site are not of people who'd be considered attractive, in the conventional sense. For that matter, most of the bodies and body parts on show aren't conventionally attractive either. You could include a mugshot with a post in addition to any description of your own face, but even that is (literally) two-dimensional. I've known women who look a million dollars in a photo having the attractiveness and sex appeal of a wet cabbage in real life, and women who look plain or worse on paper being really vivacious, attractive and sexy on meeting. (I'm thinking of one in particular whom I used to work with, who was sex on legs when you met her and had men drooling after her with their tongues hanging out, but who looked dull as dishwater in a photo.)
I'd hope that applies to blokes as well. I know I come across as bland, but not ugly, in a photo, and my body's nowt to write home about, but I like to think that I can turn women around, and if lucky on, when meeting them through my personal qualities.
Still, I see your point, and perhaps in future I'll describe myself as 'above-average looking' or even 'nice-looking, and take the risk that it makes me sound too full of myself. Sorry about any rambling above, but I'm desperate to get out of work, feed my face, and get to the boozer :*)
Mr Licks

3 Aug 2004

Quote by roger743
Just seen (mis-posted in the "Women seeking men" category) about the zillionth advert from a single guy describing themselves as "not bad looking". This seems to be the in-phrase at the moment, a fact which boggles my mind... Ladies, do "not bad looking" guys get you going? And gents, when you have no problem crowing about your cock-size, why do you get all coy when it comes to describing your other attractive qualities?

Er, well would you prefer us not-bad-looking guys to lie and say we make Mel Gibson look like Rio Ferdinand? I thought that honesty was the name of the game in swinging circles, so the few times I've replied to ads I've said "not bad looking" (which is true - perhaps a little more attractive than average) and haven't even mentioned my cock (on the grounds that what's between the ears is more important than what's between the legs). Are you going to go for a guy who describes himself as the bee's knees looks-wise, with the risk that he might turn out to be an arrogant SOB?
Of course, it could just be stereotypical British reserve and modesty... ;-)
Mr Licks (Paul Merton-lookalike)

2 Aug 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
My "early night" has been stolen from me because when I went to bed it actually sounded as though there was a crowd of people in my bedroom. I can hear practically every word and trying to sleep in those circumstances is totally futile.
Many of you will know that I am something of a night owl so this isn't usually a problem to me (I'm often on the forum til 1am anyway) but when I want an early night it's just impossible!
What can I do?????

Foam earplugs, which you can buy from Boots or most any chemists. Earfit work best, in my experience - cuts out noise almost completely, and it's not difficult to sleep with them in. Noise has been the bane of my life, and believe me, earplugs have saved my sanity many a time.
Mr Lickingham

2 Aug 2004

Quote by snowcpl226
I cant really talk about sexually coz I've never slept with anyone my own age but I'm 21, my boyfriend is 49 and age has never been an issue with us. We get on really well in all aspects of life. He is my best friend and a great sexual partner.
I suppose age is an issue to some people, everyone is different but to us it doesnt mean a thing.

Now that's what I like to read, and which makes this old stiff happy (and a little stiff!). At the ripe age of 46, bodily, but a good couple of decades younger mentally, I fully approve of young women going out with men old enough to be their fathers. It certainly gives me hope smile

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I'm still a swinging virgin so can't talk about having it off with folk in the 'scene', but I was never too proud to go out with much older women. For 3 years I had a great relationship with a woman 13 years my elder who fucked like a rabbit, squirted like a firehose, kept me in beer during my darkest days, and taught me an awful lot about women and sex. Whilst in maturity terms I was probably near 30 years her junior (we men usually lag at least a decade behind females mentally) I like to think that, although I was a major PITA to her at times (occasionally literally), my youthful energy and stamina made up for me being a complete wanker.
I'm currently going out with a woman 9 years older, but in the past have gone out with women 10 years younger. If neither of you wants age to be a factor and the tut-tutting of the outside world is water off a duck's back then, frankly, it won't be factor.
Just my 2 Euro's worth as a middle-aged git who still lusts after 20-year-olds :P
Mr Licks

30 Jul 2004

Quote by garfield69
why do the single males in the photo ads become so pissed when we tell them no thank you ,your not what we were looking for,at least 5 out of 50 have sent us a virus(lucky im techy and have sent them back 200 fold,i think its a case of teenage angst as daz n lou were saying bout people complaining alot(only coz they aint gettin none init)im off shopping with all my women,see if i can get the mrs to buy me sum drink lol .

I've had a couple of rejections to ads I've replied to and have been fine about it, as I'm sure most singles on here would be. Anyone who gets the hump easily shouldn't be hanging around the swinging community, where from what I've seen from my passive position (still a swinging/dogging virgin) lurking on these boards is a community which prizes openness and honesty (which makes a refreshing bloody change from all the cobblers and social niceties that normally surrounds sexual relations). Anyone who gets the hump so badly that they send viruses is a dickhead with the brains of a hamster and the morals of a rat, and you should be glad that you rejected them.
I think it could be (and I'm guessing here) that young blokes who hang around here and answer ads basically think that they're on a promise for an easy shag, without all that tedious having to talk to people and be nice and tolerant and understanding and empathetic and the rest of it. Plus I wouldn't be surprised if many think that they're young and good-looking and thus they're doing a favour to us lumpy middle-aged types by offering to have it off with us.
I don't know, I'm just speculating because, even as a bloke, I can't get into that kind of mindset. I would advise you to report to the site admins anyone sending you viruses as, unless the offenders have used an anonymous proxy to access the site, they'll have left their IP address behind at the least, and if on dialin they could even have their phone number twigged. It would be nice to give them a nasty surprise... :twisted:
Mr Licks

29 Jul 2004

Quote by sheffieldfun4two
Has anyone else had sex at work?
Whenever "M" goes away with her boss on conferences, she sleeps with him in the interest of bettering her career!

Yep, certainly have. I used to work in the same place as my current GF, and had my own office, and more than a few times we got it on after most everyone else had left. She's quite vocal during sex so she really had to bite her tongue, and I had to cut out the grunts and try not to fuck her too hard from behind (the slap of hip on buttock can't half travel ;-)). Of course we had to get it over with quickly so there was little time for tenderness or foreplay and nearly always it was standing up doggie style, but sometimes a dirty quickie is just what both of you want, with the added frisson of a colleague with your office key popping in by accident. (Of course the real fantasy was for one of our tastier colleagues, M or F, to come in unexpectedly and decide to join in, but that sort of thing only ever happens in cheesy Europorn flix.)
I've never had it off with a boss at work, although I certainly wouldn't have said no - you get your rocks off and earn brownie point. For two years I was a male temp but sadly never got to sit on the bosses' knee or get groped sad

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Mr Licks

29 Jul 2004

Quote by billybofh
Oh - as an example of a niche site, a friend of mine runs - a website with only vegetarian & vegan models. It's not going to make her a multi-millionaire, but it's a good site and, I think, a groovy idea

LOL! :-D
I'm staggered, although I shouldn't be. Does the site have the answer to that age-old veggie/vegan question: if I swallow am I consuming an animal product? ;-)
Mr Licks