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Mr__Henderson
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
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3 woman go out for a meal, afterwards the waiter brings the bill over that will be please, the woman all pay each! as the waiter takes the money to the manager she says i have made a mistake and the bill is only there are pound coins please give them back there change, The waiter slips into his pocket for his tip and gives the 3 woman a pound each saying there was a mistake and the meal was only 3 x is the waiter has thats WHERES THE OTHER POUND???????????????????????????????? :yinyang:
0000 YOU OLD SLAG 
Well why dont you get away for the weekend somewhere book a hotel and arrange for all of your friends from this site to be there for the day and night and just have a bloody good :swingingchair: time,or if you dont want to :swingingchair: just state that its a sociable meet, hope you have a great day on your birthday :cheers: 
Well why dont you get away for the weekend somewhere book a hotel and arrange for all of your friends from this site to be there for the day and night and just have a bloody good :swingingchair: time,or if you dont want to :swingingchair: just state that its a sociable meet, hope you have a great day on your birthday :cheers: 
:cheers: :boink: :cheers:mammy balloon, daddy balloon, and baby balloon all in bed asleep when baby balloon wakes up and and goes into mammy and daddys bed daddy balloon wakes and says what you doing in my bed, baby balloon says i get frightend in my room, ok baby balloon replys daddy i will sleep in your bed tonite to show you that there is nothing to be frightend of, the next day daddy balloon says to baby balloon see there is nothing to be frightend about ok daddy think i might be alright tonite. that night baby balloon wakes up frightend and goes into mammy and daddys room but there too big and he cant fit into bed, baby balloon unties daddy balloon and lets some air out then ties him back up then does the same with his mammy but he still cant fit in so he unties himself lets abit of air out ties himself back up and jumps into bed with mammy and daddy, daddy wakes up the next day and says awe baby balloon you have let me DOWN your mam DOWNbut most of all you have let yourself DOWN :lol2:
im starting to get emails from woman who say they have seen my add or thanks to replying to there add, but they are no longer with Swinging Heaven due to the response they had but with now with another site which i wont say, now then im sure this is just a con as you have to pay to get in touch with these so called woman. does anyone else know anything off this. find it stange as i only use this site. 
: big thanks to Mark also :cheers: