Quote by nesxycple
Firstly sorry if this is in the wrong area but I was wondering what people are wearing to the munch. Will it be casual, smart casual or smart? Not sure what to wear.

Quote by Wishmaster
The most fiddliest fruit on the planet has to be pomegranites .... I love em but boy do they get a bit boring picking all the fruit out from the pith.
Now Strawberries.... hmmmm covered in sugar.. no cream (I use that for 'other' things )

Quote by eddyc
Hi
Hope one of your more experienced mebers can help.
I have just responded to my ad and unbelievably received a response. Typically, i now feel that I have been extremely lucky or (and this is where my paranoia creeps in) that this person is a journo'.
Is this a normal response and are there ways to be sure that "my arse is covered".
Your reassurance or advice is greatly appreciated.
E

Quote by icewolf89
I am really not comfortable getting them :shock: ,just dont enjoy it and cant relax while its friends say they love doing it and find it strange i dont enjoy got any ideas as to how i might start enjoying or suggestions.
Am i in the minority ? or am i just strange ?

Quote by Happy Cats
Gerry Adams wakes up in a good mood, goes to the bathroom looks in the mirror and thinks “jeez I look good, but whats that funny smell?”
Goes down for breakfast and the wife kisses him good morning and says “jeez you look good this morning, but whats the smell?”
Arrives at the Sinn Fein office and Martin says “ Hi Gerry, you look fantastic, can you smell something?”
Well Gerry is pissed off about this and goes to see his doctor. He explains that everyone has been complimenting him but what is the smell?
The doctor looks at him for a second and then says “Mr Adams, I know exactly what is wrong here……………..
Your’e a c*nt!”
I know, I know – offensive to c*nts

Quote by MQ
I've been pondering this a while and was wondering what you all thought. How do you approach someone at a party/club who you would like to have sex with? I tend to wait for someone elses advances on me before I do anything, but if there is someone I really fancy, I daren't come on to them! I feel silly admitting it, after all, everyone is there for the same reason, but not everyone will fancy everyone else.
How do I get over that hurdle and get into someones pants??? :twisted:

Quote by sexyjess23
I find it helps to vary what you're doin - suck it abit, then take it out ur mouth and lick it up and down, then suck some more, maybe just on the head then suck it in as far as u can without gagging and do whatever cums naturally!
blimey, writing that really got me in the mood for sucking some cock!! :shock:

Quote by LUCYLOOSEY
Swinging should enhance what you've already got with your partner.. not substitute for something thats missing.. Thats how problems start.

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Hungover from a beer festival lastnight, woke up with a hard on and not got rid of it yet. Still working on that now!!

Quote by mick216
Too much drink gives me an itchy bum... i dunno if it's quite the same thing,

Quote by k3v1n
Hungover from a beer festival lastnight, woke up with a hard on and not got rid of it yet. Still working on that now!!