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Cut here - had it done when I was about three for health reasons. Wouldn't have it any other way now - nice and clean.
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Article doesn't say anything about the number of guys who fall asleep on the job
lol
innocent
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You should have told them your wife handcuffed you to the bed and swallowed the key so you couldn't get away. Had to wait 24 hours for her to pass it though her system as you were too embarrassed to call the fire brigade.
rolleyes
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Don't listen to them, sticking cat's hair on your head would just make you look like a pussy.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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A few freckles on the cheeks are dead sexy. Not sure about the chest, let's have a look at it and I'll tell you what I think.
lol
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You could try making the rest of your face the same colour as the rings, that way they won't show up
:doh:
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I expected to meet some experienced people on this site but never thought there'd be so many on the game
lol
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Can't believe anyone would avoid someone as gorgeous as the person in your avatar, therefore must be (c) or alternatively could be (e) they've been involved in a car accident trying to get over to shag you again
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Clearly size does matter - even if most guys won't admit it. I have a thoery (for what it's worth), that the popularity of anal intercourse (for men anyway) is due to the extra snugness and friction experienced. This could be due to the guy having a small dick or the girl having a bucket.
Clearly if she's got a loose arse and vagina, then dump her as there's no fun for a guy to use his arm to fuck (time to duck the flying bullets)
Had my say
Bye
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Saw Bruce Sprinsteen @ Wembley Arena - three rows from the front - could hear nothing but ringing for a week after but was worth it.
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Debs,
I'm a slow reader so your messages are just great. Can't keep up with everyone else
lol
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nah, nah, nah, u've all got it wrong. It's absolutely clear if yor from Souf London. She's looking for a geezer wiv stamina !!!
Simple when you speak the lingo
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Ice,
when you say it is illegal for a moose to copulate in public are you referring to an ugly bird or the kind with antlers
confused
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I want to see the adult version of Andy Pandy - where we find out exactly what went on in the basket with Looby Loo
lol
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Song,
You won't be laughing about your cholestoral level if it stops the blood reaching certain parts of your anatomy !!
lol
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I wish I was ...
able to concentrate on the question instead of those juggling tits redface
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All time favourite - One flew over the cuckoo's nest.
This film's got it all - made me laugh and cry. How sad was it when the Indian kills Jack :cry:
Films that gave it a close run:
Godfather 1 & 2 (not 3 - hated that one)
The Lord of The Rings (all three)
The Green Mile
As Good as it gets
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