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Straight Male, 84
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Quote by Srne
Hopefully it will mean when i go for a shit at work...i won't have to worry about all the cigarettes butts and fucking fag ash on the floor around the toilet!....f**king dirty bastards!

Yeah i kno i work on a building site and its the same there the smell of builders shit mixed with fag ash and smoke is something nobody should have to endure!! :shock:
As someone else mentioned the fact that i wont come home from my very rare nights out, rare because of the very same reason, smelling like an ash tray and waking up with a slight headache but feeling sick because of the smell of smoke.
It really does knock me sick, i realise smokers dont kno how bad it is as they are used to it but for a non smoker its really rough!!
Bring on the Public Smoking Ban, all you fag smokers go to your room (the designated smoking room) lol
This is what Iv'e been waiting for thank the Lord, how I have suffered having to breathe tobacco smoke over the years, no wonder people go down with all types of cancer and related diseases. common sense has prevailed at last.
Thank you all who have repied to my post! have noted the advice & will use it as and when.
I cannot do that because there is no log in screen & Windows 98 only flashes on for a second & then goes blank again.
Can anyone tell me how to install windows millenium in a Toshiba satellite 4030 CDT laptop please, it already has windows 98 on it but I don't know the password, so I cannot get in, although I have tried, I cannot install my own disc and I am stuck, any advice would be much appreciated.
Thank you in advance for any help!
P. S. I have never used a laptop before.
Can I put down as a maybe please, will let you know if I can make it nearer the time.
Quote by onebadman1978
:cry: :cry: sorry gang but im going to moan very hard as a single male to meet people ,naturally people are wary ov sinlge males on here coz alot not all but alot are idiots for want of a better you it could still be the fact that im new on here,an il be the first to say im no oil painting but bloody hell im not that bad....i hope lol not a reply not a sniff boo hoo. lol anyway rant over deep breaths an am back on top of the lads out there got any advice on breaking into the scene?.. cheers gang and sorry for the rant

Yes, it is hard for a single male to get fixed up, but have you thought how much harder it would be if you were at an advanced age!!! think about it!!!
I should say everyone loves watching a couple having sex and it is no different watching your wife having it with another man, certainly, it is something I have always enjoyed, my first experience was watching my wife fucking a young man of fifteen years in our bed when she was thirty two, a real beauty and you should have seen them going at it, to say it turned me on is an understatement, his prick was a monster and I watched her with her legs wide open lying on her back on top of him, whilst he was fucking her like mad, she had a body to die for and the young man thought all his birthdays had come at once, when he had finished, his friend had a go at her and the one with the large cock and I finished up fucking her together, one at each side of her, but my, it was so tight, we planned to repeat the experience, but sadly, never got round to it................................
Quote by guy4fun
hi hopefully a simple question here .
im trying to sell on e-bay a product for under £50 which means i can not use the reserve feature but i would like to get about £40 for the item , how do i go about this , do i use the buy it now feature and set that at £40 and start the listing lower to build the bids up to this figure and hopefully over it .
i've tried contacting e-bay ages ago but ive had no reply
all help appreciated .
paul

I registered with Ebay but when they asked for my visa card details, I cancelled it, they said the details are secure, but I don't believe it !!!
I am a naturist by choice and have practised naturism for many years, however, I draw the line at going naked in Supermarkets and public places, because of offending others, it isn't right to expose oneself to young children, old ladies or anyone who is embarrassed by nudity.
You will always get the idiot who will start masurbating in public if they see a naked woman, with the potential for uproar and public disorder, as there are always certain individuals who cannot restrain themselves and do not care how they upset other people.
One has to have laws to protect the general public from nincompoops, to stop behavoir which is reprehensible and abhorrent in certain circumstances, in other words, everyone has to suffer because of a stupid minority.
I am a naturist by choice and have practised naturism for many years, however, I draw the line at going naked in Supermarkets and public places, because of offending others, it isn't right to expose oneself to young children, old ladies or anyone who is embarrassed by nudity.
You will always get the idiot who will start masurbating in public if they see a naked woman, with the potential for uproar and public disorder, as there are always certain individuals who cannot restrain themselves and do not care how they upset other people.
One has to have laws to protect the general public from nincompoops, to stop behavoir which is reprehensible and abhorrent in certain circumstances, in other words, everyone has to suffer because of a stupid minority.
When to own a suit with a waiscoat from Burtons on the High St. put you in the
upper class and you felt a millionaire out on the town picking up the girls with a half
crown in your pocket...............Ah Happy Days. rotflmao rolleyes lol
Quote by bluexxx
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe................. had you going there, didn't I????? :lol2:
Just thought I'd enter into the spirit of blatent sexual advertising as I thought it might be fun.......... :rascal:
Anyways.......... I don't want a fuck now, but I do very soon............
Offers???????????
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:grin:

When?
Where?
How much?
He He!!!
A girl,
Age 18,
Beatifull,
Rich,
Who loves me,
Agreeable,
Kind,
Loving,
Plenty of TLC,
Ha Ha. lol :lol: :lol: :happy:
How can anyone give oral sex to someone they meet casually on the forum, surely this is most distastefull, apart from being too risky from disease and infection.
I would have to get to know someone very well before I could bring myselt to perform such an act, according to the posts I have read, people are quite willing to do this on the strength of an advert, a stranger whom they have never met and know nothing about.
Also, the same principle applies to sexual intercourse and full penetration, to exchange body fluids with a total and complete stranger is foolish in the extreme, dangerous and lacking in any thought of basic hygiene. rolleyes sad
Quote by Long un
I take it you don't know what a suzuki gsxr750 is then?
No worries mate, it's a motorbike. (a quick one too!)

Of course I know what a motorbike is mate ! It was a joke, tongue in cheek and all that, used to ride one myself in the old days and I agree with you what a thrill, the speed, the rush of air around my body, the open road, the feeling of controling a monster, we were in much more danger however, as no one wore a crash helmet then.........Ahh happy days !!! lol biggrin :happy:
Quote by Long un
Hi everyone, i'm Drew from Hereford. Quite new to the scene but not afraid to make new friends. I'm into the bike scene as well (own a Gsxr750 Srad). Anyone out there up for a blast into the welsh mountains? Looking for nsa fun with like minded females too. Pillion passengers welcome as long as you don't mind going too fast.
And yes, I do think bikes are better than sex.
Cheers,
Drew x

Push bikes or motor bikes ???
Quote by Alexandra
45???
Too old??? :shock:
OK - well that's me well past it then - now where did I put my zimmer frame? rolleyes

If I was 45 again, I would jump for joy, YIPPEE :happy: biggrin wink lol
Quote by maidinheaven
I'm 54.
Never thought about Horlicks. I'll try it tonight if I can find somebody to take me to the supermarket.
Mollie

Swear by ovaltine myself, morning and evening
Quote by little miss 2hot2handle
Hi there,
Thought i would add my 2 pence, being a 'younger swinger',
From our experiance here,When we first joined this site. we we're very worried how people here would take to us. I think, we made a thread asking what everyone thought about couple's our age and if we would be welcome here.
Well, we we're welcomed with open arm's, Nearly everyone said that our age was not an issue when it come's to swinging. yes, we have had knock back from couple's here who say that we are too young for them to swing with, And yes we have also not played with couple's because maybe they we're just a little bit too old for us. Not everyone is for everyone. there will alway's be reason's why couple's dont swing with each other.
But, we have still become good friend's with them. Very good friend's in fact. When i see them on here or in the chatroom. I get treated equally, no different to anybody else. I'm still a swinger. Same with munch's, been to a couple now and have had fantastic time's.
People looked after us, not 'cos of our age but becos we we're newbies' again no different to anybody else. Everyone made the effort to talk to us, and was really friendly. I could safely say that no one felt awkward round us and us with them.
We enjoyed them so much, that i nearly put my name down for every munch there was.
But then reality hit me and it was'nt possible to get to that many munch's, so we had to pull out a few. when we told people that we could'nt go, they we're genuinely gutted for us becos they either wanted to see us again or meet us for the first time.
Swinging is a atitude,a right frame of open mind and maturity is needed for swinging, there's no adult age limit for maturity.I've met 48 yr old's not really very mature, but,I've also met plenty of mature young swinger's (phantom single bi-fem's as well) with the right open mind and atitude who are very active swinger's here.
Age is just a number. not a problem. When i've told people my age in the chatroom, some have been surprised but again still treat me the same. we've never been considered time waster's, i think most people here know you can be any age to mess people about. So i dont belive that anyone think's time waster's and age have any relevance with each other? but i could be wrong?.
This site is has people of all age's,size's and colour. Be patient, get to know people and make friend's. And you will find there's lot's of people of all age's to play with.
That's from my personal experiance here. hope it help's.
Luv Lm2hot2handle
Age 20
Swinger
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Hi Little Miss 2,
Thanks for your comments, I feel very vulnerable at my age, if I was younger it wouldn't be a problem, suppose all I can do is to remain a member and join in the chat because anyone knowing my age ( which I dare not say ) would steer clear of me, especially twenty year olds.
I am a geezer of advanced age, but I do not have a problem having sex with young people, it is just the fact that I am on the begging end and would be embarrassed if anyone younger turned me down.
I am slim, clean, friendly, don't smell and not pushy, but would be wary of a young person making derogatory remarks about my age, so, I dare not make the first move and can not bring myself to attend a Munch for the same reason.
So, I'm afraid I am stuck in the wilderness ! "Checkmate" HELP.........
Quote by equi-princess
mmm.... what would be your choice...
Stockings..... very sexy in either sheer or black
Tights... very useful for keeping warm in the winter under jods on a cold day, not much use for anything else.....
Bare legs... bit chilly... only works if you have tanned legs ...
So.... people.... which would you choose to wear and why???????
equi-princess xxx

Legs in stockings and suspenders,
Legs in tights,
Bare legs,
Just female legs and I'm happy ! ! !
Quote by Dijon
What are the chances of a 60yr old male with all his facilties finding a Fuck Buddy hump

There is every chance, if one can get the prick stand ! ! !
And there's the rub...................
I am sixfoot two and proud of my body.
On the plus side : yobo's think twice before taking me on.
Can see more in a crowd.
Usefull for reaching up high.
People look up to me.
Minus : None really, I enjoy walking tall.