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23 Aug 2008

lol! Its all lies :shock:
Swinging has been very eye openning for us (once being innocent confused

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). Everyone is different - so how guys are supposed to get it right first time is beyond me - let alone guarentee it.
Some women cum from oral or "manual" and not from sex; some from sex and not from oral; and some with just toys. And some lucky fuckers from anything! mad

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The joy is finding out!

3 Aug 2008

On our todo list - maybe May next year?
So would love to hear more!

3 Jun 2008

How would you ever find out being a straight male?
So your profile says rolleyes

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29 Apr 2008

There are a couple of negative vibes in posts above.
Any reasons why?
We're eyeing up going for a long weekend, but don't hear glowing "yes" from anywhere and no details as to why not sad

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Do tell

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14 Jan 2008

Be greatful they turn up the first time! ;)
/bitter after 2 "interested" guys (after being filterd from 3,000) vanish as soon as we set a date.... mad

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lol!

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11 Jan 2008

Even after washing hands thoroughly, you can get surprising stings in some places you don't want!
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Ah well. There was a romantic gesture intended anyway!
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26 Dec 2007

Gentle "bump" smile

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We're booked in - say hello :)

13 Dec 2007

Rachel had a full body cast - superb bit of art.
Only "special" friends have seen it so far which is a shame....
Highly recommended - and if you are in the Reading area we can recommend someone ;)

11 Dec 2007

Anyone going?
Anyone go to the previous one? If so what was it like?

4 Nov 2007

Scarlet is available in big WHS shops, and whilst not a full on porn mag for women, it is very good!

31 Aug 2007

Hello
welcome
Rabbits can be lovely smile

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But they do vary...
The original was great (wore out)
The replacement improvement was great (wore out)
The "thruster" didn't hit the spot - it was just wrong for us.
The new "rippler" works for us!
We have friends who don't like rabbits.....
What we're trying to say is each woman is different - some may love and some may hate. Impossible to give decent advice.
Apart from suck it and see redface

redface

20 Aug 2007

Quote by mazandden

....has some of the stories on it as audio aswell, not sure whether you'd be able to get them on an mp3, but she could always have the computer near and it playing in the background?
They're free which is always good!
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This is the same site as TimandLene posted. For us at least, all the MP3s seem to be missing and the rest are real-media links which you correctly suggest don't go onto MP3 players. I guess we could use the laptop & headphones!
Thanks also for the other direct site for pics/prints - but it is oral (aural!) that Rachel is looking for! biggrin

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I'll see if I can rip the real-media into MP3 somehow....
R&M
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19 Aug 2007

lol!
Thanks for the offer - this is for her to have time for herself smile

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I'll keep searching...

19 Aug 2007

Hello
Rachel likes playing when having stories read to her, which is great, and I get a pampering too!
However she struggles reading to herself and playing at the same time.... Not enough hands....
So - does anyone know where we can get hold of (bittorrent names?) sexy stories we can put on her MP3 player so she can have some eyes-closed moments alone!
Thanks!

11 Jun 2007

We "started" with Desire mag - perhaps 6-7 years ago - just reading.... Then 4 years or so ago placed an ad.
ZERO response.
Replied to a few.
ZERO response.
Gave up then found the internet.
Our subscription expired 3 years ago and they still sent it through every month! (though it split into desire & desire contacts).
Only last month we got a letter saying they were stopping sending it and would we like to pay! LOL! Think they forgot to remove us ;)

11 Jun 2007

Rachel has one we bought from Tickled in Brighton (they have a website tickledonline) - though I couldn't find the toy in the website...
Its a cross between a double-ended thingy and a strap on - as it has a sort of big willy one one end, and a "bulb" at the other. The bulb goes "in" one person and they can wear it as if it was a strap on (but hands-free - no harness)
Have a look at our profile pics - there is one of it on there with Rachel.
(maybe this link will work http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/members/view-photo.html?id=0001193901
Bloody hell - look whats on wikipedia!!
Aha! This gives this link
Phew. It also has a vibrating bit for the wearers clit (ish).
Its good fun and almost hands free!
redface

redface

11 Jun 2007

Technically - yes.
It depends on what they have on site - but it isn't difficult or expensive to have such kit in place. Logging which sites/pages were accessed is trivial.
Also - as SH uses a proprietory password system, isn't over a secure link, depending on how the site is coded it is possible to capture username/password as it goes through.
Similarly - as the PMs etc appear to be simple forms, then yes, these can be captured.
Having implemented such systems, I prefered to ensure everyone knew what the systems COULD do - and I never had any issues with people going to iffy sites.
You need to check your company IT policies and your employment contract. Accessing SH (and pics) could get you fired depending on what they have.
However, if your actions are logged, the company SHOULD let you know about it - we had a "All email and internet access is being monitored" box every time user logged on - they had to click "I agree to this" in order to work. So they were very well reminded!! If they don't you have a legal get out of jail free card.
(As mentioned - remote screen shots are possible, but as web activity can be recorded/played back from the server side it isn't necessary to replicate what you look at and how long for)
As mentioned below - I'd strongly suggest you kept away from such sites at work unless you know the managers are also players smile

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Edit: To reiterate above - deleting ANYTHING on your client will have NO EFFECT at all on work systems. This is only good for home computers so the kids can't see it. Also - remember your home ISP can keep logs, and also remember your kids may have other tools to watch you :)

11 Jun 2007

Is there any way I can upload a picture to the forum? (I can't host it).
One of our "local" pubs had a big sign out side we took a photo of saying:-
"ATTENTION SWINGERS!"
Sadly in small letters it said "no - not that type" - and it was for a Jazz night! sad

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What made it worse was we were there to meet someone from the site who didn't turn up, reply, answer phone, reply to text.... Our first no show ever. Grrr
Maybe one day there will be an open swingers pub locally smile

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11 Jun 2007

Hi
Does anyone know any more first hand experience of this club?
We're thinking of going for an entire weekend to chill in the nudist side for the daytime and get a good tan (remember the factor 30 for the white bits! ;) )
We're also planning to have a massage each (hopefully they are good!)
Also planning to go to the Saturday night party.
Hoping to stay the night there too.
Any info apprecaited on what its like, what the atmosphere is like, and how many people are there during the day and evening.
(We've read the reviews on the site - just researching more)
THANKS!
R&M

16 May 2007

Keep us advised as what you find!
We've also been looking.
Bristol Gardens have lovely (clean) massages - but only 1 at a time sad

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Also been looking for semi-dodgy massages for F - but no luck either!

16 Mar 2007

Interesting thread!
We are best of friends - were before we got married, and still are! As well as husband & wife. And as well as lovers. We still hold hands walking down the road...
Funny how others say relationships go down hill, sex dries up, no more BJ's.... smile

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12 years togther and we have more fun each year! (okay - swinging helps!) No one believs we have no secrets from each other and say "how do you know she isn't having an afair" or "you can't go out for a drink with X what would your wife say". You can't say "well if we wanted a bit on the side we'd do it at home and all join in!" lol!
We've no kids and aren't having any (planned from outset)
So why get married? FOR US. We had a great party (wedding) and wouldn't change a thing.
(okay - enough - you can be sick now)

24 Feb 2007

We are a couple and both of us hate chatting/flirting on phone so we avoid it. All meets with couples have actually been that - everyone has always turned up and been as described. (sounds like ebay!)
We've been "had" by a single "girl" before - so we are really careful here!
We find guys vanish before agreeing to a meet! lol!
Interestingly, whilst searching fem profiles within 20m of us last night, I think 5-6 of the first 10 returned were "The member is currently banned from this site". Says it all really.
Would be nice if you can search on "non-banned" profiles where the person has logged on within a week or two.
Other sites use verified/feedback method - think this cuts down fakes but not entirely.
So we dream and hope - but bet no money on singles girl meeets! smile

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22 Dec 2006

Not being funny but:-
Your profile attached to this account says:-
- Paul
- bi
- 34
- Divorced
The couple advert says
- Peter
- straight
- 44
- Couple
- Also says "No-one under 35" lol!!!!!
I smell bullshit.

22 Dec 2006

We'll be heading up! Hope the pool is warm!

12 May 2006

Hi
Any more for AbFabs on Satuday?
We're a happy couples in our 30's - see our ads - if you like and meet our overly fussy criteria then let us know! Worst case we say hello and have a drink!
Lets hope its as warm as this!
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13 Apr 2006

Ah well - last try!
We will be going - booked in a nice massage there for ourselves smile

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Maybe see you there!

10 Apr 2006

looks rather good - thanks for the tip. Sent off for some info - we can even camp there!
We are aware of the difference between nudity and swinging.
We assume no naughty business happens at these sort of places. Guess we'd need to find a nearby club! smile

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Thanks for the tip

9 Apr 2006

Thanks for all info and links so far - we will endeavour to go through them soon!
We were at Brands today so went to SliverLeigh (or rather went past) - and got a brochure etc. Outside looked quite run down. Hope the inside is better.
We'll research shortly -but any more info apprecaited!

9 Apr 2006

oh ohh - will we be the only ones....?! :shock:
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5 Apr 2006

Any couples going to Bristol Gardens on Easter Saturday evening?
We are looking at going - not sure - so no promisses!
If we are though - it'd be nice to know some faces just to say hello if nothing else!
Our profile has all our details!
Thanks
R&M