If I gave you three guesses would you get it right first time?
Tell you what I will make it easy.
A) The "v" key was missing when I made the name up.
B) I go around correcting peoples disagreements, everyone should be PC these days.
c) I working within the computer industry.
There that easy.
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PCRepairman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
Straight Female, 51
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Hi,
While having intercourse (a fuck :shock: ) does your cervix ever get hit/touched and if so does it add to
A) Your pleasure.
B) Makes it worse.
C) Just nothing.
D) WTF you on about
As a male I can tell when am hitting the cervix ( no I don't have a 13" cock :P , just some women have a cervix thats easy to find!) and sometimes it adds to the enjoyment.
What do you think?
Edit - Chaps ask the lady in your life, see what she says.
While having intercourse (a fuck :shock: ) does your cervix ever get hit/touched and if so does it add to
A) Your pleasure.
B) Makes it worse.
C) Just nothing.
D) WTF you on about
As a male I can tell when am hitting the cervix ( no I don't have a 13" cock :P , just some women have a cervix thats easy to find!) and sometimes it adds to the enjoyment.
What do you think?
Edit - Chaps ask the lady in your life, see what she says.
Used chatroom last night. Closed window. Left PC on over night.
Could not use internet this morning. PC locked up had to reboot.
Just used chatroom again, its fine while am using it, seems the video is better but that might just be in my head.
Then you log out, takes its time. Thats when it locks PC.
I closed everything in the task manager that was not needed and stilll it didnt free PC up.
Something is not letting go when it should do.
If you want me to run a program that you think could help then ask.
Could not use internet this morning. PC locked up had to reboot.
Just used chatroom again, its fine while am using it, seems the video is better but that might just be in my head.
Then you log out, takes its time. Thats when it locks PC.
I closed everything in the task manager that was not needed and stilll it didnt free PC up.
Something is not letting go when it should do.
If you want me to run a program that you think could help then ask.
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locked up on the beta vesion rebooted and cant get into old chat getting beyond a joke!!!!!!!!!
and no it aint mypc!!! have tried on the 3 pc's we have in house
This is a BETA, its not a working program, its a test. If you dont want things to go wrong then dont use any beta programs.
If some are having no problems, then the people who are have to work out what we have thats different to the working ones. Thats the FUN of betas.
Am on..
XP pro with SP2.
Firefox
Shockwave/Flash/Java all updated.
NTL 10 meg.
ATI video card.
Loged out. Went to login in again and locked PC up. Reboot needed.
Could be me but PC has been ok for months and I need it for work, so need to be OK.
Have got loads of programs installed. Like PeerGuardian 2, this blocks the chat room talking with Schlund + Partner AG. Seems to be a german company who do hosting but why is my PC talking to them? h**p://
Will try nasty IE next.
Flash, Shockwave, Sun Java all up to date.
Could be me but PC has been ok for months and I need it for work, so need to be OK.
Have got loads of programs installed. Like PeerGuardian 2, this blocks the chat room talking with Schlund + Partner AG. Seems to be a german company who do hosting but why is my PC talking to them? h**p://
Will try nasty IE next.
Flash, Shockwave, Sun Java all up to date.
Vista's requirements in summary
"In a 32 bit environment, half a gig of RAM is heaps. It's going to fly. For 64 bit you're going to want 2 gigs of DDR3 RAM.
"If you move from 32 to 64 bit, you basically need to at least double your memory. 2 gigs in 64 bit is the equivalent of a gig of RAM on a 32bit machine. That's because you're dealing with chunks that are twice the size… if you try to make do with what you've got you'll see less performance. But RAM is now so cheap, it's hardly an issue.
"In terms of disks, you're really going to want S-ATA 2hard drives with NCQ capability because it gives the OS the ability to get on with stuff while disk tasks complete. All the tier 1 and tier 2 vendors can provide this capability today.
"Thirdly, the graphics card and system bus is essential. PCI x16 is going to be very important. Any of today's 3D GPUs will be fine… we're not waiting for some mystical monster that may or may not come out. But they need to have 128MB of RAM on it. If they've only got 64 don't panic.
"We acknowledge that many corporate notebooks have fairly low-end integrated graphics chips. They're not exactly high performance graphics systems. For those users, we will provide a classic UI that looks like XP, and then we will have Aero that will start to make use of the GPU, and then there's Aero Glass that will demand the higher level.
"We are talking a year out here, so I have no doubt the vendors will address this in that period of time.
Its all about if you have a 32 bit CPU or a 64 bit CPU.
MS will want to make Vista appeal to as many people as possible which is why there will be several versions of it, so I was told.
If your graphics card is cr*p then you will only get the 2D desktop, a good card will get you the 3D desktop, so am told.
Was told if you can run google earth then you can run Vista!
Got it but just have not loaded it onto anything yet.
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Super Spunk Smoothie
1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey
Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice
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The answer that seems to be out there(in web world) is dont taste, just deep throat, ladys that will always work for me :twisted:
Here's a recipe for a drink that incorporates many popular cum-enhancing ingredients, as well as some used by cum-flavoring supplements. Though we can't make guarantees, it might make your cum taste better, and it's part of a balanced breakfast.
Super Spunk Smoothie
1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey
Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice
Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results.
The answer that seems to be out there(in web world) is dont taste, just deep throat, ladys that will always work for me :twisted:
Does Semen Have
Anti-depressant Properties?
Archives of Sexual Behavior
31(3): pp. 289-293; June 2002
According to the latest research, 7 million women in the U.S. suffer from clinical depression. Worldwide, women are at twice the risk of developing depression than are men.
Yet surprisingly, semen has been shown to possess certain "as-yet-unknown properties" that assist in lowering depression in women, according to a new study published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior (Issue 3, June 2002).
Study author Gordon Gallup, a psychology professor at the State University of New York in Albany, has conducted a study that provides intriguing evidence that the post-coital buzz which women get may be caused in part by some unknown chemical(s) in semen.
Gallup says this study suggests that semen is a drug, and that it is addictive: women go through a kind of withdrawal when they stop getting it.
New scientific study from the University of Adelaide reveals that "... oral sex may not only help a woman conceive but may make her pregnancy safer and more successful." In particular, regular fellatio resulted in protection against pre-eclampsia.
"The Australian study... claims to have found evidence that regular exposure (to semen) before pregnancy, especially by mouth, helps her immune system get used to her partner's sperm... the protective effect was strongest if the woman swallowed the semen."
(emphasis added)
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To continue along this thread I would just like to sing the praises of ZONE ALARM firewall and anti virus. Have been having mega mega computer problems since Feb.
Old comp got infected with something (don't know what, couldn't find critter) which would not allow me to connect to the internet, yet I could hear that the modem was active and my computer was clicking away so there were programs running.
Pulled plug on internet immediatley (didn't want anyone to get their hands on any personal info that could be used for identity cloning etc). I was still using Windows 98 at the time and the other half is only good at fixing problems if he is using XP. So had to wipe comp, upgrade the memory and installed XP. This got rid of the little nasty - but (there is always a but isn't there) I was now without any protection.
Plugged in modem, went straight to Symantec to download Zone alarm (other half swears by it) and BAM infected with biggest, nastiest, highest security rating virus that was doing the rounds. Unplugg internet again. Found the infected files, but (yes another but) as soon as one file was deleted another was replicating and we coundn't find master file.
So the only thing we could do was format the comp again, get someone else to download Zone alarm onto disk and installed it from disk before turning on internet. Fingers crossed I have had no more problems and in the month comp has been back up Zone Alarm has found and treated three viruses and deflected 16,000, yes 16,000 intrusions, so it gets thumbs up from me.
Traniee plugged new build PC into internet to do updates. Took 27sec to get msblast.
For home use free programs are ok.
Just dont go surfing to deep into web land.
How many ppl do a weekly back up of there files. I dont and i no I should.
Quote by HarryJones
My old pc is totally screwed
When open for more than twenty seconds IE windows open up at the rate of one every two seconds before I can do anything. Trouble is my entire picture collection is on there (and I mean holiday snaps etc not porn), and I want to get this onto my new pc, while you are all being so friendly and techie any ideas? I was going to open it in safemode but have heard a rumour that you cant save to CDROM in safe mode
Harry Jones
If your up for it and your new PC is fully protected then take old HD out of old PC and slave it to new one then just find your pic folder and copy away.
If you have XP then your CD-Rom will work in safe mode. Might be as easy if you had a USB stick.
If you can get into safe mode then you have a good chance of removing most virus/spyware.
Install :- Microsoft Antispyware(XP/2000) - Any paid for virus software - Any Firewall - FireFox(on new PC) -
If your old PC has a ethernet port then get a crossover cable and network both PCs, then transfer files.
If you get someone in to do transfer dont pay more than £30.
Something's happened. I was happily browsing Swinging Heaven, adding to the odd post, and suddenly I'm getting pop-ups - links to porn sites etc - and then loosing my connection to the site. This has NEVER happened before on Swinging Heaven and look how long it is since I joined.
Help needed.
Jezzay.
I 2nd what has been said so far. SO many ways to get pop-ups now. If it was SH more ppl would have posted.
Surfing is like having sex with a stranger, always wear your condom(Firewall/Virus checker/AntiSpyware).
Saw this,
With ntl so dont look at me for any isp help, they were cheap and handy, what can i say. Other than give me un-metered downloads with 10Mb speed, o and a modem that can handle it, NOW not in 2006.
As for set up, cables a little faster to set up. Both really easy, no it is, would i lie. Other thing is to go with a ethernet router/cable modem and not a usb one.
PS dont forget the firewall/anti virus/spyware removers. Get so many call outs just after ppl go onto BB. Its like sex, better safe than dead(as in no OS and all that lost porn).
Which? pronounce on best broadband ISP
05/08/2005 10:13:00
Consumer watchdog, Which? has stuck out its neck and crowned Metronet as the UK’s best broadband service provider.
A survey of Which? readers gave Metronet a rating of 91 per cent, some 11 per cent above second placed Freedom 2 Surf. A total of eight broadband service providers were identified with satisfaction ratings of 70 per cent or more including Zen Internet, 79 per cent; Nildram, 77 per cent; Waitrose, 73 per cent; Eclipse, 73 per cent; PlusNet, 71 per cent; and Force 9, 70 per cent.
The major household names (those with the largest marketing budgets) fared relatively badly: Wanadoo, 37 per cent; Tiscali, 35 per cent; AOL Europe, 35 per cent; and BT, 34 per cent.
Trailing in last place with the dubious title of Worst Broadband provider was NTL on a lowly 19 per cent.
Of course, magazine surveys like these can only ever be a snapshot in time and are usually at least eight weeks out of date. The best way to track performance is over a number of months using sites like ADSL Guide, ISP Review and Net4nowt.
The other complication is that best is a pretty subjective word. Best for one person may not be sliced bread for another. Doing the research first before placing an order or migrating can save a lot of frustration and expense.
With ntl so dont look at me for any isp help, they were cheap and handy, what can i say. Other than give me un-metered downloads with 10Mb speed, o and a modem that can handle it, NOW not in 2006.
As for set up, cables a little faster to set up. Both really easy, no it is, would i lie. Other thing is to go with a ethernet router/cable modem and not a usb one.
PS dont forget the firewall/anti virus/spyware removers. Get so many call outs just after ppl go onto BB. Its like sex, better safe than dead(as in no OS and all that lost porn).
There we were in the car, parked up on a industrial estate, windows steamed up, when theres a tap on the glass, g/f(mistress, now wife) stops the bj and there i am pulling up my trousers, openning the window we see the smiling face of PC Plod. "em your not going to rob anyone are you sir/miss" he said, "O no were a little to busy for that officer" I say, we smile and then hes on his way.
:twisted:
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Cock sucking this way please
Traffic Update
Unusually heavy traffic on all roads leading to Milton Keynes
Dont worry thats just the Leeds boys/girls going to see luton town getting thrashed
Were are them car keys nothing like getting some good head.
Simple answer is if your not happy(sounds like she might not be to happy either) then do something(get on with that talk), if that something is leaving, then do so. Sounds to me that you both haven't learned enough about sex/relationships to be right for each other, then again I dont now you.
From Caitlin
DANGER! Never, never, never go anywhere near anyone's genitals with capsicum on the breath or on your hands. Try not touching your face either. Capsicum is what makes chiles spicy, and also what makes fire-ant bites hurt!
After slicing Thai Super-Chiles, Scotch Bonnets, or any of the other super-hots, one should use acetone or nail-polish remover to strip the chile oil from the hands - or just start off by wearing surgical gloves. Is there sex after salsa? Yes, but be VERY careful! Aye Chihuahua!
Select (Q=Exit)> 10
THE DISK DRIVE BOMB
===================
INGREDENTS:
-----------
MATCHES
FINGER NAIL POLISH REMOVER
FLOPPY DISK
RAZOR BLADE
First, take a regular drinking glass and poor a small amount of nail
polish remover in it. CENSURED THE REST.
THE REACTION:
More (Y/N/NS):
When to two heads of the disk drive scrapes across the disk to read
the info. The match heads and nail polish remover reaction will cause
the disk to explode and goodby disk drive.
Best i could do.
Or your going away to have a sex change and you will need nail varnish to look extra sexy on your return, so that means you will need the remover later.
:P
OK,
Here goes, instead of a night of passion we dismanteled a bunk bed.
Then the fun part, I erected a bunk bed(new) bought of ebay.
Now were is that whisky.
Sorry if this is a big disappointment but its only Wednesday, chains, whips, candles and an ""AmazingTY" video will come out on the weekend :twisted:
Here goes, instead of a night of passion we dismanteled a bunk bed.
Then the fun part, I erected a bunk bed(new) bought of ebay.
Now were is that whisky.
Sorry if this is a big disappointment but its only Wednesday, chains, whips, candles and an ""AmazingTY" video will come out on the weekend :twisted:
