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RSAB2
Over 90 days ago
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A brand spanker out of my dads cupboard...in the ensuing struggle between me and my mates the front page was ripped accross :uhoh:
He's never said a word to this day!!
Robsom and Jerome or whatever their names were did a pretty poor attempt at covering Unchained Melody.........
Quote by mollyandchris
I've been told I look like Darlene form Roseanne and Chris has been told he looks like Frank lampard
We have our very own football team because Mr RSAB looks like Gary Neville
We could call it SHFC
Molly xx

Gee thanks Molly - bang goes any future chance of success on this site.... (you could have said I looked like Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise lol!)
This is a downright disgrace. What I can never understand is why the press have such an axe to grind with regard to swinging parties. Consensual fun in a safe, controlled environment is a national scandal, whilst teenagers getting wasted and doing all sorts after supping white lightning on a Friday night is "Socially acceptable" and therefore not in the public interest.
Am I missing something? dunno
Apologies to (those teenagers old enough to use this site) who do not fit the stereotypical criteria in the above message- I just needed to put the issue into context!
Well done Olive,
Hope things work out in your new job!
All the best........
Mr & Mrs RSAB2
Quote by Alexandra
I'm a firm beliver in the current limits in Built up areas, but I do think motorway limits should be 80-85mph!
Hugs,
Alex x

Here Here! But I think Motorway driving should be included as part of the driving test (or at least compulsary training when you've passed!). Bloody middle lane hoggers!!! mad
Mr RSAB2
See this thread if you're interested - I asked exactly the same question earlier this year. I think the last post says it all!
www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/8753.html
Good Luck!
Mr RSAB2
Quote by steveg_nw
So you haven't tried the "ooooooh......you have a sexy voice.....are you bisexual?" approach yet then?
Steve

Even better say it the other way round and you won't even complete your sentence!
I was feeler-upper at a mini 'best breasts' contest (rapildly assembled on the dancefloor- a bit unofficial if anything). Only 3 contestants and to the best of my knowledge they were all natural (unless any of the participants care to enlighten me!). Having 'tested' each one for size and squishability I find it difficult to believe an artificial one can compare.
I mean you all know how hard that silicon stuff sets when you've just sealed the shower cubilcle!
Punch was lethal (ask MrFC lol ) but free from all natural products - I can't actually remember what was in the 'chutney' but it was enhanced by body fluids. Wilma will remember -

WILMA ?
biggrin

Are you sure enhanced is the right word? :lol:
Quote by Jags
I was looking forward to fish and chips for tea, somethings affected my appetite and it wasn't just that bloody jar of mayo!
Each to their own and all that, but this is a whole new level :shock:

Do you not remember the jars on the windowledge of Fred and Wilma's kitchen at the last party?????
:shock:
No- never looked though I dread to think! T'other half has just mentioned that punch stuff?
I was looking forward to fish and chips for tea, somethings affected my appetite and it wasn't just that bloody jar of mayo!
Each to their own and all that, but this is a whole new level :shock:
Quote by marmalaid
Still only classed as a "Heavenly Helper". I Think a new description is required in honour!

Archangel maybe?
It has potential, how about SH Legend?
Still only classed as a "Heavenly Helper". I Think a new description is required in honour!
Pumpkin pie is a must - but be warned it's about the sweetest thing you can taste and a definate no, no for anyone trying to shift a few excess pounds!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Quote by Vix
Pssst? Has that Venus flounced? Can I borrow Mars, then? Just for a couple days. Promise to return him, to the forum, broken and beyond repair.

But she might notice that!
Quote by willxx69
Spirited Away is quite right. How a person posts on the Forum gives us all an insight into how their mind works and that is a very intimate thing. It means that you know the person pretty well before you even meet them. Having decided, from their posts and the parts of their personality that they betray, that you like someone meeting is merely a confirmation of what you have been thinking. The people I have met at Munches and such like in the past have all been every bit as wonderful in the flesh as they have been in the Forum and are now some of my dearest friends.

Well said Will, I certainly couldn't have put it better myself.
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
i believe our house to be Mr RSAB2's shrine to all things electric, powergen just love us!!!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
i've had to print this to stop my eyes from going funny, will be back at you once i've sussed it!
Quote by mollyandchris
Mrs RSAB
Id like to thank you for getting that song from the sound of music in my head it will be haunting me for days now thanks a bunch
Chris

Happy to oblige hun; but i prefer the wording from the big brovaz version - "black gucci dresses and drop top kompresses"
lol
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
and one i just had the pleasure of....
4. quickies on a sunday afternoon in front of the fire!!!!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel: