We're leaving this site.
When we first joined, there was a very warm, friendly community spirit. Having returned to the site after an absence, it was easy to see that things had changed. There's an atmosphere now that's extremely unpalatable - much more rudeness, back-biting, bickering, supposed elitism and cowardliness that it's worth putting up with. Some of it is down to the newcomers, but some of it is perpetrated by people who ought to know better.
Those of you who we've met and got on with, or are in regular contact with, fret not. It's the site we're leaving, not friends we've made through it in the past.
We tried putting up with the poisonous atmosphere for a while, but it's really not worth the effort and annoyance involved. And not only does it drive people away, but it's not good 'public relations' for the acceptance of the scene.
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Quote by MikeNorth
I think it is worth pointing out to people hoping to come to a munch, but who have not posted very much in the forum, that you might feel a bit lost if you do get invited to a munch. The more you have posted in here, and I mean posts that show something of your personality, your opinions and sense of humour (rather than just posts about making contact), the more you have become "known" to others here, and the better that is to break the ice with fellow SH members, quite a few of whom are shyer than you think. Of course there are exceptions to this, especially if the new person is very outgoing.
Good luck anyway,
Mike.
I find this assumption somewhat offensive.
You have of course checked my past posts to see how many "we are looking for someone to shag..." posts there are? No exactly a big number, is it now?
And since we've been to more non-SH munches that I can remember without digging out old diaries, I'd say the chance of feeling a bit lost isn't very high either.
Looks like it's happened to quite a few of us. OK, I'll grant that when I posted and PM'd I did state that I wasn't certain if we would be able to make it to the munch... but would try.
Some kind of reply would have been appreciated, even if only "bugger off".
Thus, we have indeed made other plans.
Some kind of reply would have been appreciated, even if only "bugger off".
Thus, we have indeed made other plans.
)A suggestion, Mr Swansea... if you'd like your post to attract anything more than a very cursory and rather blank look, how about doing a bit of chatting first and giving people some info about who you are, what you're like, etc.
People than then make an informed opinion about whether they'd like to chat or not...
People than then make an informed opinion about whether they'd like to chat or not...
OK, so I realise the chances are very slim that the f-wits that I'm ranting about will actually read this post... but just in case you do...
Location: A well known north London site.
Time: Around midnight, Monday night/Tuesday morning.
For the attention of the prowling pack of single blokes in the car park...
1. Kindly wait until the sodding wheels have stopped rotating before pressing your faces up against the car windows.
2. When someone tells you to get thee hence and come back in ten or fifteen minutes, try to understand that "go away" means more than four feet away.
3. Give me enough room to open the car door without having to ram it against your 'nads before I can actually do so.
4. When you do return, redoubled in number, try to leave a bit of room around the car. Perhaps enough to slide a Rizla paper through maybe?
5. When I get out of the car a second time to inform you that we're leaving because my young lady is not happy with the situation, consider perhaps that the fault might lie very close to home and had you behaved with more decorum, you may well have had more of a show.
On the bright side...
We had a really good time somewhere else...
And... the look on exhibit A's face when I got out of the car was a picture. If you're going to stand that close, then there's just an outside chance that when someone twice your size gets out of the car, you're going to get loomed over. When that happens and you feel the need to step back suddenly, you really ought to watch what you're stepping in...
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Location: A well known north London site.
Time: Around midnight, Monday night/Tuesday morning.
For the attention of the prowling pack of single blokes in the car park...
1. Kindly wait until the sodding wheels have stopped rotating before pressing your faces up against the car windows.
2. When someone tells you to get thee hence and come back in ten or fifteen minutes, try to understand that "go away" means more than four feet away.
3. Give me enough room to open the car door without having to ram it against your 'nads before I can actually do so.
4. When you do return, redoubled in number, try to leave a bit of room around the car. Perhaps enough to slide a Rizla paper through maybe?
5. When I get out of the car a second time to inform you that we're leaving because my young lady is not happy with the situation, consider perhaps that the fault might lie very close to home and had you behaved with more decorum, you may well have had more of a show.
On the bright side...
We had a really good time somewhere else...
And... the look on exhibit A's face when I got out of the car was a picture. If you're going to stand that close, then there's just an outside chance that when someone twice your size gets out of the car, you're going to get loomed over. When that happens and you feel the need to step back suddenly, you really ought to watch what you're stepping in...
A
On a related note...
How can you send a message to another phone by Bluetooth anyway? As far as I can see, my mobile doesn't have anything vaguely like this. Are only some Bluetooth phones able to do this while others can't?
(There's a 'chat' function that seems to be internet based - which I haven't used. It sends and receives texts via the mobile network as normal. When its Bluetooth is switched on it is detected correctly by other Bluetooth things. But I can't find anything that would let one sent a message/chat/text via Bluetooth.)
Is it my phone that's lacking, or have I missed something obvious?
How can you send a message to another phone by Bluetooth anyway? As far as I can see, my mobile doesn't have anything vaguely like this. Are only some Bluetooth phones able to do this while others can't?
(There's a 'chat' function that seems to be internet based - which I haven't used. It sends and receives texts via the mobile network as normal. When its Bluetooth is switched on it is detected correctly by other Bluetooth things. But I can't find anything that would let one sent a message/chat/text via Bluetooth.)
Is it my phone that's lacking, or have I missed something obvious?
Um... if you've got six and a half grand to spare to spend, surely a rubber doll is the last thing you actually need...?
And this bit seems a bit concerning...
# Elastic - flesh can withstand over 300% elongation
# Heat Resistant - can withstand over 300 degrees heat
Come on, there's rough sex, and then there's rough sex!
And this bit seems a bit concerning...
# Elastic - flesh can withstand over 300% elongation
# Heat Resistant - can withstand over 300 degrees heat
Come on, there's rough sex, and then there's rough sex!
Well, I have to admit to mild astonishment. Never heard of this before...
Does she position herself upright when astride you, or does she lean forward? The difference in positions makes a big difference to where the sensations are for her (and for you too for that matter). I've found that, in my experience, more women prefer the feelings they get from leaning forward.
Maybe give that a try?
Does she position herself upright when astride you, or does she lean forward? The difference in positions makes a big difference to where the sensations are for her (and for you too for that matter). I've found that, in my experience, more women prefer the feelings they get from leaning forward.
Maybe give that a try?
Quote by wild rose and the stag
...they have devoted a whole page in the catologue to them so they must sell loads...
They certainly must sell enough to warrant the continued manufacture of the things. But.. I have to wonder how many get used more than once or twice after being bought. They certainly don't look like they've got much appeal, certainly not in my opinion. I suspect a considerably number of sales fall into the "got your money, and I know you're not going to come back and complain that it's crap" category...
Also... how many of the total purchases are genuinely bought for a joke/embarassing present/etc?
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
VODS - IT HAD TO COME OUT SOMETIME -
I am Jonathon Wilkes x
Cool. So you've recovered from that rainy afternoon on the bank of the Thames the other week? I got such a bloody cold from that day...
What do you mean, that sounds suggestive? It wasn't like that at all. It was just a bunch of blokes getting sweaty running around in short trousers and...
I guess that doesn't sound any better does it?
Quote by kazswallows
no mine are fast too, they look really silly........lmao
thanxs for the tip to download firefox, just done it and will test drive it for a while but so far so good.
did someone say it stops a lot of spyware
kaz
Assuming that the cut-down Firefox works in much the same way as the "proper" Mozilla browser, then it won't stop spyware, but you can set it to kill those interminable pop-up windows that so many sites use to advertise. Of course, if there is a site that uses a pop-up window for something that it perceives as useful, then that will get blocked too. (But, in my opinion, stuff 'em, since pop-ups are the work of the Devil and people that code them should have atrocities committed upon them...!)
Spyware is not a browser specific thing normally, but a tiny little program that gets running and stays resident in memory, reporting back to its source various details, mainly about browser. Spyware is written to report from IE, but I presume some can interpret the actions of other browsers too.
OK... a related question...
I use the "full fat" version of Mozilla (v1.6 to be precise) and I would have thought, if anything, it should have been slower than the supposedely "streamlined" Firefox version.
But I've never had any complaints with it. It's as fast a weasel on speed and rollerskates.
Why is Firefox slower? Is it slow doing everything, or just certain things? (What?)
I use the "full fat" version of Mozilla (v1.6 to be precise) and I would have thought, if anything, it should have been slower than the supposedely "streamlined" Firefox version.
But I've never had any complaints with it. It's as fast a weasel on speed and rollerskates.
Why is Firefox slower? Is it slow doing everything, or just certain things? (What?)
Right, let's think for a moment... cracks knuckles and begins to type...
I Touch Myself
The DeVinyls(gotta be amongst the sexiest song lyrics ever)
Get It On
Marc Bolan/T-Rex
Down, Down (which continues 'deeper and down')
Status Quo(not sexy at all, but it amused me...!)
Peaches
The Stranglers
Beat Me Senseless
The Circle Jerks (no, I'm not kidding, that one's real!)
All I Want To Do Is Make Love to You
Heart
And... almost anything by Alice Cooper, and almost anything by Transvision Vamp (someone else must remember Wendy James, surely?)
I could easily go on... and on.... and on.... !
(But I won't, you'll be pleased to know!)
I Touch Myself
The DeVinyls(gotta be amongst the sexiest song lyrics ever)
Get It On
Marc Bolan/T-Rex
Down, Down (which continues 'deeper and down')
Status Quo(not sexy at all, but it amused me...!)
Peaches
The Stranglers
Beat Me Senseless
The Circle Jerks (no, I'm not kidding, that one's real!)
All I Want To Do Is Make Love to You
Heart
And... almost anything by Alice Cooper, and almost anything by Transvision Vamp (someone else must remember Wendy James, surely?)
I could easily go on... and on.... and on.... !
(But I won't, you'll be pleased to know!)
