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14 Sep 2006

Quote by Versace Vase
By your local fertility clinic,

Actually, this is quite a serious matter.
There's a dire shortage of sperm donors at the moment which means that cpls who are depserate to have children but cant, either because the male partner is infertile or there is no male partner are having a really hard time.
I donate regulary and its nice to know that I am contributing to a worthwhile cause as well as furthering my gene pool.
You also get tested regulary for any STD's so combined with popping out during your lunch hour for a bit of DIY manuel relief you get a full check up.
:thumbup: :thumbup:

14 Sep 2006

Quote by usmeandu
I'm in Wales, I've looked at your ad. I'm trying to decide if I'm a wanker or a timewaster.
H.x

yes some one from wales .mmmmm
Perhaps it might help if you actually learnt to spell and used at the very least the most basic punctuation.
:huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: rolleyes

rolleyes

14 Sep 2006

Quote by Iceraider
Off to India for 6 weeks with work...
5 star hotel, all meals and drinks paid for with no weekend work and spending money every day...
Just what I need right now...
:happy: :bounce: :happy: :bounce:

Off to Greece on Sunday for a week long cruise around the islands on a friends 40ft yacht - nothing to do but swim, relax, suntan, drink, eat and hopefully have lots and lots of sex with a lovely lady friend who I havnt seen in ages and is coming over from Cape Town especially to see me...
(well the stay on the yacht in Greece kind of did it really but im not complaining....)
:bounce: :bounce: :thrilled: :bounce: :thrilled: :bounce: :thrilled: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

12 Sep 2006

Quote by Freckledbird

Am I making sense to anyone? For men its about quantity of sexual partners or quantity of fantasies, but for women it's about hours and satisfaction and the greater insatiable desire is sparked by a more limited number of special people?

I don't agree that it's necessary about quantity of sexual partners just for men. Or that it's about hours and satisfaction just for women. I do agree with this though: 'the greater insatiable desire is sparked by a more limited number of special people'
Well! yes. You make perfect sense but from my point of view and that which comes from a 30 year old man with a very high sex drive I personally feel that it needs two to tango.
In a perfect world should my partner/wife girlfriend be equal in respect to been able to match mine or her partners sex drive (as mentioned earlier "asking him as sweetly as possible if we can have sex again in the middle of the night even though he has to get up and do a full day"
would the question of wanting to look for greener pastures or varity be such a big one?? dunno

dunno

12 Sep 2006

Quote by Saffy
I can see why some guys think this site is a waste of time or find it very hard to find fun.
You have a well written profile which you have put time and effert into, also have a pic on your profile so David you have done what most people ask for on here & still nooooooooo luck. Makes you wonder what a guy has to do
God am i glad i am a female
Good Luck David

What Saffy said!
and yes, makes you realise how hard it is for the genuine guys - good luck David. :thumbup: :thumbup:

8 Sep 2006

Quote by earthchild
am going away on holiday with my mam dad sis brother in law, 3 kids under 4 and the dog, to silloth in cumbria
i am taking my laptop in the slim hope of finding a wireless network
if i dont come back i have been arrested for murder
Earthy xx

Silloth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - oh dear.
Me? had a great day confused

confused

but just to spoil a otherwise good day my ex calls - down hill from there mad

mad

8 Sep 2006

WTF.....Im Bugs Bunny.
You are fun, friendly, and popular. You are a real crowd pleaser.
You have probably been out on the town your share of times, yet you
come home with the values that your mother taught you.
Ahhh - isnt that nice lol

lol

8 Sep 2006

just been skimming through youtube and there are loads of spoof irwin death vids - and to be honest I did click on a few of them out of pure curiosity - only to watch a silly stingray swim around for a while and then suddenly get directed to some porn site.... mad

mad

8 Sep 2006

Easy - I would be the sly fox in the cartoon version of Robin Hood.
fast, cunning, charming, good with his hands and chases after rabbits :P

8 Sep 2006

Right !!!! well might as well throw the chicken to the fox --->
Me, I love watching porn, cant get enough of it sometimes and theres one part that really does it for me and its the money shot as well, now does that make me wierd??? dunno

dunno

:dunno:

4 Sep 2006

Quote by H-x
I really do need to think about relocating.
H.x

Man with a van number coming right up.......
oh hang on, I have a van, what was I thinking. perhaps I could help you to relocate :P :P

4 Sep 2006

Quote by H-x
errrr? who's dee cat????

I don't know but it would appear his luck is in.
H.x
Damn - and a newbie as well?
oh well, good for him! confused

confused

4 Sep 2006

errrr? who's dee cat???? dunno

dunno

4 Sep 2006

Quote by louise_and_joe
Hi stevedee, this is the same debate that is happening on another thread........single(married guys) take a look. Theres a lot of mixed views on the subject. I did raise this question myself on the thread, from a womans point of view. Whether going with a single(married guy) was ok. Now ive come to the conclusion that its better left to the individual to decide . So good luck. Hope you find what you are looking for.

Same here....lots of different views.
(oh, and louise_and_joe) - just wanted to say that you got some serious avatar thing going on there blink

blink

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4 Sep 2006

Quote by Abilene
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Who knew that Berkshire could be so fun!

Of course it's fun Kiss ... it's where I am !!!!
wave

wave

:thumbup:

4 Sep 2006

Quote by Kiss
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Who knew that Berkshire could be so fun!

You have no idea hun - Berkshire rocks :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :laughabove:

4 Sep 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I hear ya Robin. Thing is when hubby of 13 years left me it didn't seem to hurt as much as this break up with my mate has. Maybe because me and hubby fell out of love a long time ago and we were just drifting. The break up with my mate came out of the blue and I don't think we'll ever have real closure to it all because he won't talk about it.
Group hug?
:therethere:

Same - when my partner left me the weeks following were total hell (jealousy, anger, ect ect) but I think what hurt the most was not only loosing a partner/lover (even though our sex life was non-existant by that stage) but also the loosing of one of my best friends as well.
Isnt there a saying like "its not the actual person that you miss but its the association with the person"
I think I just made that up but what the hey
confused

confused

:? :?

4 Sep 2006

Moral of the story - swimming with stingrays should carry a health warning from now on..... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

4 Sep 2006

Been there - done that
Try 8 years together - mortage, two kids, some debt for good measure -
What me???? - baggage......
:taz: :taz: :taz:
Oh!! and if you are wondering what that noise is, its me throwing of the chains and running like mad for the first flight to Fiji. :smug: :smug: :smug:
No, but seriously - it hurts when you get dumped, especially since you feel that you put so much into the relationship for so long - but after a while it gets MUCH better...

1 Sep 2006

Hmmm - Im thinking that he might have been scared off by now bolt

bolt

:bolt:
but totally agree - no glove no love....

30 Aug 2006

30 Aug 2006

Nope, totally agree with the original poster on this matter.
If you are involved in the swinging scene then best to leave your emotional attachments at the front door as you wipe your feet.....
If you are looking for a serious relationship/dating/long term situation/wanting to get hitched/ call it what you will then you should have a big enough and strong enough constitution to not get emotionally to attached to the person that you are swinging with.
And as mentioned previously if the person does start to feel emotionally or possesive then that is their issue and not the other persons. Perhaps they should be strong enough to tell the other person how they feel and if necessary decide to stop seeing / swinging with each other...
Dont get me wrong, theres nothing wrong with showing kindness, affection, respect and compassion to the person but for me - its just sex between two consenting adults. If/when I want to settle down then its the straight and narrow for me and I would expect the same in return from the "ahem" Lucky lady....
But hey, what do I know anyway......
dunno

dunno

:dunno:

bolt

29 Aug 2006

not sure! but any bets on if it will pass its MOT test :crazy:
:crazy: dunno

dunno

29 Aug 2006

Hey, could be worse for us guys - imagine having to use one of these
:doh: blink

blink

27 Aug 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
So how was prison? were you someones bitch? :giggle:

hahahahahah - :shock: :eeek: :eeek:

27 Aug 2006

Quote by cheekychimp
Romance costs nothing if you have the imagination.....I once picked some small beautiful flowers from a country meadow (don't know what they were) and placed them in between the pages of a large, thick heavy book.....once they were pressed I framed them and gave them to a loved one...she loved them....!
LLR......Long Live Romance.... :bounce:
CC.....

Interesting.... do you do any of the following:
1. Listen to Kylie records?
2. Own a Barbara Streisand record?
3. Plump cushions (usually colour coordinated with bed linen)?
4. Rustle up a four course meal from nothing more than an onion, piece of cheese and old tomato?
:rascal:
Blokey bloke...answers to your pathetic Q's..
1 - I have done - who hasnt.... you Idiot
2 - I certainly do...she's mega....you Idiot
3 - My cushion are made from Dacron and the covers and bed linen are of pure white Egyptian cotton...they look fab either plumped or not...you have no style.... you Idiot
4 - I did get an 'O' level in home economics (that's what it was called back then)...I'm rather a good cook....can you cook....Idiot..??
Marcus........ innocent

innocent

Shhheeeessshhh - bit harsh!!!!!

27 Aug 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Hi Chris
As CC said, pop over to the Cafe and have a gander. If it's crazy girls you're after you're in luck. They're all barking mad !

woof woof bark bark bark woof woof woof :high-smile:
(thats hello and welcome in dog language) :taz:

26 Aug 2006

Hope you have a fab day and best of luck for the future. drinkies

drinkies

25 Aug 2006

Quote by Abilene
Is there going to be any font importing??

You're all just teasing me now! :twisted:
Ah but you are wrong there. I am being serious. If the font importing is done right you can have a very satisfying cross over of information that can be used to increase the receivabilty of the 'message'. Of course the enjoyabilty level is greatly dictated by whether you are the giver or the receiver of aforementioned font importing.
errrrr? k - yep, what Abi said!!!!! :confused: .
biggrin

biggrin

25 Aug 2006

Quote by handsometype
Mine was absolutely dreadful.
I ended up getting off with my wife :uhoh:

by the way.....Anyone got any advice about what one should do with a platinum 3 carrot diamond ring (ie) previous owner no longer needs it - melt it down or sell on ebay?????? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: