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he loses his manhood next month!!!
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Robin__Prince__of__Thieves
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by stupid student
i have always wanted to make love to girl with a strap on. my fuck buddy is up for it but neither of us has tried this before. Anybody know where we can get some pointers.
Right, hang on! let me just get this straight - You as a guy would rather fuck your g/f or f**k buddy with an inamimate object like a strap one instead of using your cock.
Sheeeshh
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Quote by Saffy
Well the view has improved:arrow: Maybe i should take in more of the attractions on my next visit lol
Oh, lots to see and do Saffy. Would be delighted to introduce you to some of the attrations :rascal::rascal: should you find yourself in Reading in the not to distant future. :lickface:
Quote by Saffy
But has Reading brought fruit any personal attention & fun or has my home town gone down hill that much lol mmmmmmmmm maybe you shouldn't tell me or i'll never go back again lol
Actually Reading isnt that bad, I mean I live there after all and everyone knows what a fun guy I am.... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :cheers: :thumbup:
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:whistling: :whistling: :whistling: Quote by Kiss
has anyone actually met a man who says he is average or meduim lenght but when actually met he has been bigger than he said?????????
Yes my ex boyfriend. He thought he was average but was very pleased when I told him that in my opinion he was well above average. :shock:
And you know what - for a guy there is nothing better than to hear "ooooohhhhh, you are a big boy arnt you"
does wonders for the self esteem and "cough" EGO :lol: :lol:
Quote by winchwench
Wandering around a garden center today, we came across (:shocka very endearing, life sized statue of a Silverback Gorilla.
When I left him, moments later......said Gorilla was wearing fetching pink lipstick
Now of course I have no idea how it got there- but it got me thinking, whens the last time you did something simply mischevious, just because you could? And, obviously, what was it?
The confessional is open........
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Priceless - well done you..
ohh and another one that springs to mind.
in my teenage years and having been going out with my girl friend of the time for a few months I got invited to go on holiday for a few days with a group of friends to Spain..
As you do on a particualry drunken night I ended up having a one night stand with lovely looking lass that I met in a bar (or so I thought at the time).
Parted company the next morning with a tinge of guilt but thought nothing else of it. Got back home a few days later - lots of missed you sex with girlfriend followed. Then over the course of the next few days I started to have this odd itchy sensation in my pubes
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You got it, the girl I slept with in Spain only went and gave me crabs
Girlfriend calls me up a few days later telling me for some strange reason she seems to have caught crabs as well
Guess you can see how this happy tale ended
in my teenage years and having been going out with my girl friend of the time for a few months I got invited to go on holiday for a few days with a group of friends to Spain..
As you do on a particualry drunken night I ended up having a one night stand with lovely looking lass that I met in a bar (or so I thought at the time).
Parted company the next morning with a tinge of guilt but thought nothing else of it. Got back home a few days later - lots of missed you sex with girlfriend followed. Then over the course of the next few days I started to have this odd itchy sensation in my pubes
:blink: You got it, the girl I slept with in Spain only went and gave me crabs
Girlfriend calls me up a few days later telling me for some strange reason she seems to have caught crabs as well
Guess you can see how this happy tale ended
Quote by louise_and_joe
OOOOOOhhhhhh yes. :cry:
I have been caught out but i think im going to wait for a few others to reply to see how bad their situations were before I put mine down :dry:
They were exactly my thoughts too. Oh which one do i pick. 
Louise xx
What??? you have that many to choose from :shock:
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Quote by mezagog
having two of the little darlings under 8 with just a year between them . I can totally empathise with everything that has been said ,,,x2 ..
Likewise i can so relate to this topic and although my two boys are both under 6 I still get shudders down my spine when thinking of a time when shopping in Tesco I turned my back for something like three seconds while reaching for something from the top shelf and turning around my youngest has dissapeared :shock: :shock:
Panic stations as I run up and down the isle's looking for him thinking the worst possible thoughts only to see him sitting on the floor one isle away happily pulling all the childrens books off the rack un-aware of the panic he has caused.
Things like that really really scare me... :scared:
Quote by louise_and_joe
When your done with him send him round ours the mirrors are covered in finger marks and he could 'huff' em clean in no time
:rotflmao:I have so many messed up images going through my mind right now!
Love the avatar kiss. Its right up my street. :giggle:
Ahhhhhhhh my eyes!!!!!
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: good to see you back :thumbup:
