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hello and wellcome :welcome:
Stroooooth mezagog!!!!!
I like your avatar???
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Robin__Prince__of__Thieves
Over 90 days ago
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and theres me thinking there was more important things to worry about, than an avatar, which has been confirmed as being no problem
little things and little minds......
i just had to say......i found it really funny the other day....when Ted Bundy was mistaken for your avatar.........
yeah, but you only have to look at the person who had the confusion
somewhere theres a village missing its idiot.....
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:DIn the paper this mornning (metro) there is a write up about so called "elitist swinging"
Belle Baise, a club in Nottingham is getting a lot of complaints as they seem to be prejudiced against "quote - ugly people" and only caters for "quote - beautiful people and under 35's only"
Has anyone heard or attended or been turned away by this club before?
I know in London there are a few similiar so called "exclusive members only" swinging clubs where you have to fill out application forms, get assessed by a panel of judges before you get to be considered. To me this sounds nothing like swinging but a exclusive clique. Apply to get rejected or apply to get pushed up one notch on the evolutionary beautiful person ladder.
Does this mean that these clubs are missing the point of what swinging is about?
Mind you I can understand the concept behind this. What im trying to ask is does physical appeareance and age mean so much - I think it does.
Belle Baise, a club in Nottingham is getting a lot of complaints as they seem to be prejudiced against "quote - ugly people" and only caters for "quote - beautiful people and under 35's only"
Has anyone heard or attended or been turned away by this club before?
I know in London there are a few similiar so called "exclusive members only" swinging clubs where you have to fill out application forms, get assessed by a panel of judges before you get to be considered. To me this sounds nothing like swinging but a exclusive clique. Apply to get rejected or apply to get pushed up one notch on the evolutionary beautiful person ladder.
Does this mean that these clubs are missing the point of what swinging is about?
Mind you I can understand the concept behind this. What im trying to ask is does physical appeareance and age mean so much - I think it does.
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Thanks for all the great advice. We have decided to try out a social or two ( if we can find any here in london) and meet people if we can that way. Meet up for a drink then if we click with anyone then its all good but if not we made some friends instead.
Louise xx
Well if you do get round to attending a social or two in London and would like some moral support or just someone to have a few drinks with (ahem - dutch courage) let me know.
Always nice to put a face to an avatar - which by the way I have noticed you have changed yours
:silly: Sheeeshhh - A lonely and a Broken heart at the same time 
Now thats someting that I have had before I think. Thank fleck that it didnt last for long.
So, just for the record Lambchop it does get better after a while
And hey, if all else fails book yourself a holiday to Fiji for two weeks...
Does wonders - trust me I know. :cheers: :cheers: :thumbup:
Now thats someting that I have had before I think. Thank fleck that it didnt last for long.
So, just for the record Lambchop it does get better after a while
And hey, if all else fails book yourself a holiday to Fiji for two weeks...
Does wonders - trust me I know. :cheers: :cheers: :thumbup:
Now im only 30 years old and dont want to come across as a moaner but I have been shocked on more than one occasion at the blatant disrespect and callous yobbish attitude of a lot of younger people these days. And, by younger im referring to anything between 6-13.
A few months back when I was in the process of seling up and moving out we had one of those estate agents boards outside the front gate (as you do)...... 1:30am in the morning im woken up to this god awful banging thumping sounds, look out the windon and there is a group of 4 or 5 youths loittering outside in the road with one sluggish neanderthal looking hoody kids proceeding to punch the for sale sign for all he is worth.
I politely tell him to stop and get the usual flack in return, but they moved off nonetheless. Get back into bed and suddenly all hell breaks loose with glass bottles getting through against my front doors and windows.
Police arrive later, go through the motions ect ect. didnt catch the kids obviously and I moved out three weeks later - pity the new owners...
Bring back corporal punishment im thinking :fuckinghell:
A few months back when I was in the process of seling up and moving out we had one of those estate agents boards outside the front gate (as you do)...... 1:30am in the morning im woken up to this god awful banging thumping sounds, look out the windon and there is a group of 4 or 5 youths loittering outside in the road with one sluggish neanderthal looking hoody kids proceeding to punch the for sale sign for all he is worth.
I politely tell him to stop and get the usual flack in return, but they moved off nonetheless. Get back into bed and suddenly all hell breaks loose with glass bottles getting through against my front doors and windows.
Police arrive later, go through the motions ect ect. didnt catch the kids obviously and I moved out three weeks later - pity the new owners...
Bring back corporal punishment im thinking
:fuckinghell: 
Well, Cant really talk for all the others but if I was the person that you were referring to I would much prefer plain and simple honesty.
Most of us are big boys on SH and im sure that he wont break down in tears or fall to pieces.
But, hey thats just me.
I thrive on rejection :silly: :silly:
Most of us are big boys on SH and im sure that he wont break down in tears or fall to pieces.
But, hey thats just me.
I thrive on rejection :silly: :silly:
A man, sitting next to a woman on a jet, suddenly sneezes. Unexpectedly, he unzips his pants and wipes the end of his penis off with his handkerchief. He then zips up and continues reading his magazine.
The woman cannot believe what she just saw.
Then he sneezes again, unzips, pulls out his penis and wipes it off with a handkerchief. The woman says, "Excuse me sir, but that is disgusting and rude."
He says, "I am so sorry that I have offended you. I have this very rare, embarrassing physical handicap that causes me to orgasm every time I sneeze."
The woman, disarmed by the man's honesty, and somewhat embarrassed by her own callousness, says, with sympathy, "Oh you poor man, what,are you taking for it?"
"Pepper," he replies.
:bolt: :bolt:
The woman cannot believe what she just saw.
Then he sneezes again, unzips, pulls out his penis and wipes it off with a handkerchief. The woman says, "Excuse me sir, but that is disgusting and rude."
He says, "I am so sorry that I have offended you. I have this very rare, embarrassing physical handicap that causes me to orgasm every time I sneeze."
The woman, disarmed by the man's honesty, and somewhat embarrassed by her own callousness, says, with sympathy, "Oh you poor man, what,are you taking for it?"
"Pepper," he replies.
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: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:Quote by Jas-Tim
By your local fertility clinic,
Actually, this is quite a serious matter.
There's a dire shortage of sperm donors at the moment which means that cpls who are depserate to have children but cant, either because the male partner is infertile or there is no male partner are having a really hard time.
I donate regulary and its nice to know that I am contributing to a worthwhile cause as well as furthering my gene pool.
You also get tested regulary for any STD's so combined with popping out during your lunch hour for a bit of DIY manuel relief you get a full check up.
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Will you still feel as happy if any of the children you produce via donations come knocking on your door?
I know the change in anonymity rules has put many people off, which is sad but understable in some ways.
Just wondered whether it affected your outlook in your donations at all?
Jas
XXX
Yes, can understand that the recent change in the laws may have had an adverse effect on the numbers of male donors.
My decision to become a donor came about mainly as a result of knowing a cpl that couldnt have children as a result of the male having a near to zero sperm count - seeing how this affected them made me think that I could at least try to help others in the same boat.
Should any children as a result of my donations come knocking at my door 18 years down the line I would be delighted. So in answer my outlook is not affected at all.
