What's all this about Blue's website - re last posting from Misschief.
I told you I was new here.
May I please be invited into the website?
ta
I am only a couple of weeks into the Forums myself SwP and have had quite a few laughs at the comments in the Cafe. I am becoming a more open person, enjoying getting to know people through their writings.
I donlt know if you could spend a litle time double checking your typing B4 submitting it but none of these PPL on the forum mind a few misspelled or mis-typed words.
It is true we all love sexy fun (so far as I can see), but we are not communicating here just for the shag. A time will come - hopefully before close of play today - oops I mean within a few months, when a correspondent will 'flirt' in their replies to me and I can flirt back and see if the hieroglyphics (haven't a clue how bad that spelling is, but anticipate a correction much sooner than my shag), are chemically favourable and a closer friendship can be attempted.
Hope things improeve for you matee
Hello Heather
I think you mislead by by keep cutting to the chase !! Cannock Chase haha.
Many guys (perhaps like myself - but not necessarily) love to give a rare opportunity to help somebody. (rare because we (I mean they) have just a small endowment of knowledge/handiwork ability and like to balance the account for all the help they have had freely given to them.
They find they are giving help to a beautiful lady (or just a female) and their lower brain kicks in with a hard shout. They have suddenly found that they have got into reciprocal communication with a bird - something they have a great deal of difficulty doing. Make hay while the going is good, try to make a date. I mean, at least he has let you know where you stand with him. He is playing straight and simply needs to be told.
"Thanks for the useful information, but I really don't feel I want to break forum ranks and go so far as a meeting. I hope you will continue to support me in my search for the specialist knowledge which has been so helpful to me."
- Just another opinion, don't know if it helps balance the ideas
lol
please meet me tonight at 7pm - only joking, not cos I don't fancy you, just that I was taking on the idea of giving you some help and then demanding a date. O Hell, someone draw me a shovel so I can dig myself out of this.
ta ta 4 now
I am so impressed with Dawn_Mids
I love to give underwear (well OK on the naughty side but comfortable to wear rather than the itchy £1 Sun offers).
I always get my ears bitten because I am accused of buying them for myself.
I cannot argue with that point of course, even though it wasn't my intention to wear them. Just get my mouth and nose close to them whilst being worn. (without returning too closley to the "going down on a woman" discussion.
Is it OK to buy decent quality naughties for a girl because you want to get your own pinkies into them?
Hi Curious_Karrie
I very much enjoyed your self viewing. Wish you were at mine checking yourself out!
Loads of fun avatars folks, thanks for joining in.
Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes to stockings, but not so turned on by suspenders. I love hold up's, and yes the glimpse of stocking tops is a view comparable to the taste of inside her knickers!
A flash of brief knickers is still an improvement, but now I'm being greedy.
Hi 'chief
I'm keeping looking at you 2
Wow
xxx
good luck
I'm gonna hate myself for this, but Gmanxxx
What are they then?
Damn, I wish I'd resisted..
Thanks for the help
Misschief you may find something useful at Google as suggested by Bassdude.
Mozzerella, thanks for your interest.
I would like a cuddly looking red squirrel ideally leaping but wearing sunglasses.
Couplecatcher has sent me an excellent possibility which I shall endeavour to use at least for now.
cheers
Hello Folks
Thanks for all the chat over my first posting as granniegobbler.
the nice administration people have very kindly changed my name and that's no secret!
Is there any correspondents who are digitally artistic and woudl relish a chance to show off? I would like an avatar and thought of a slick red squirrel wearing sunglasses. If you fancy rising to this little challenge I would welcome your outpouring. Sadly there is no prize to the winner, other than to see your own artistic creation flirting across the forum.
You can email to: mature_
bye for now
SecretSquirrel
I am here Sappo - stunned and in awe
What a "strange" spread you (all correspondents) are!
(if indeed at this stage nymphmaniacs we are)
I spotted your open sentence Sappo, but then my little laptop (size doesn't matter - unless you cannot see the hairs in the crack, on screen) wouldn't let me update the web pages. Once I got back in you had given away the answer.
I bury my nuts deep coz I never use them. Thats a lie. my walnuts are like rocks.
Sorry 'bout my spelling mistake Sgt - glad I wazn't court martialled over that.
A collection of computers is 'scrap'
Ps - I had realised and intended my opening message to go into the cafe, I just got it wrong when it mattered. Thanks for grabbing my by the (choose any part of my anatomy) and slipping me into the Cafe.
lol
What is the collective nown for a bunch of squirrells, now I feel so much part of the group.
I cannot help smiling I am so chuffed with all your responses. It has been rgeat and most welcoming.
Perhaps Granniegobbler is not such a good name, but I cannot think of a name that says it all. I am hopig to find a mature lady who enjoys having her ....... .......
Any of you folks got some suggestions for my re-launch? or does GG sumit up?
The Sergeant can call me horse, but that is one jock that wont be staying on, nothing personal Bilco!
Ha Ha
thanks everyone
Hi everyone
I am quite new to your site and have patiently been reading the threads.
I can see and understand why cards need to be played close to the chest, but when I joined I thought this was the way for a shy guy to find some saucy friendship.
It does make sense to get to know our fellow correspondents before getting in too deep, but not too sure how to fit in. I do feel more confident in this semi anonymous state than I would in meeting a lady in a pub (if a single one could be found).
Perhaps I am too sensitive but some of the replies seem quite caustic as well.
I am hoping that I can be accepted gently. I shall endeavour to connect on the chatroom.
For now, hope you are all getting (at leas close to) what you desire.
bye bye
Hiya everyone
my pleasure is the more mature lady. She knows when a guy is giving her a good time, and oh boy does she know how to reward him.
Could it be more than just a dream to meet one through our wonderful group? I don't need fantastic looks, just an enthusiastic woman.
RU there 4 Me?
lol
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