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Seven_up
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
Straight Female
0 miles · Leicestershire
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Realizing that having reached an age where i've got more effective years behind me than in front focuses ones concentration on the pursuit of personal and physical fulfilment wonderfully. Some may conclude that a mid life crisis is at hand which affects many men over 45.
I also suspect that i may be going through the male 'change' in that the women that say catch my eye seem to be getting younger therefore logic dictates that i have gone from lecherous young to dirty old
Rob
I also suspect that i may be going through the male 'change' in that the women that say catch my eye seem to be getting younger therefore logic dictates that i have gone from lecherous young to dirty old
Rob
Quote by deancannock
two wrongs have never made a right. By agreeing to death penalty you lowering yourself to there level. We have seen so many convictions recently overturned...so chance of killing wrong person is high.
so as far as I am concerned the death penalty has no place in a civilised society.
"and the meek shall inherit the earth". NOT!!
It is precisely because there is no effective deterrent to make wrongdoers think twice that they have no repect for societys laws and rules and commit crimes at all levels with out fear of any meaningful reprisal.
So called do gooders and defenders of ferral anti social types profess to hold liberal attitudes would change i feel if it were they who were on the receiving end of a ,Mugging or Intimidation or had someone close to them have it happen or worse to them.
We have all seen the 'green light,go for it, be our guest' message sent out time and time again to the criminals with sentences meted out to victims such as Farmer Tony Martin.
This breeds apathy in the general public and no confidence in the law to protect us. This has to makers and Politicians take note.
By God i feel better after that.
Rob
: 
Something to put a 
on your faces girls.
...............
My boyfriend, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the
other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it
leaves a big f***ing red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll
buy me a big diamond.
My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make
you happy tonight."
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over
the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.
A couple are lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world."
The woman says, "I'll miss you."
Q.:- What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A.:- A rumour.
He said, "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to
you really badly."
She said, "Well, you've succeeded."
He said, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said, "That's a good idea......you stand by the ironing board while
I sit on the sofa and fart."
He said, "What have you been doing with all the grocery money that I
gave you?"
She said, "Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat b****ard."
Q.:- What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A.:- 45 minutes
Q.:- What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A.:- Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q.:- Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring
and good looking?
A.:- Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q.:- What makes men chase women if they have no intention of marrying?
A.:- The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.
Q.:- What do you do if you see a man running around with half a head?
A.:- Reload and try again!
Rob
on your faces girls................
My boyfriend, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the
other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it
leaves a big f***ing red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll
buy me a big diamond.
My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make
you happy tonight."
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over
the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.
A couple are lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world."
The woman says, "I'll miss you."
Q.:- What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A.:- A rumour.
He said, "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to
you really badly."
She said, "Well, you've succeeded."
He said, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said, "That's a good idea......you stand by the ironing board while
I sit on the sofa and fart."
He said, "What have you been doing with all the grocery money that I
gave you?"
She said, "Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat b****ard."
Q.:- What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A.:- 45 minutes
Q.:- What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A.:- Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q.:- Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring
and good looking?
A.:- Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q.:- What makes men chase women if they have no intention of marrying?
A.:- The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.
Q.:- What do you do if you see a man running around with half a head?
A.:- Reload and try again!
Rob
Gents,
If you delude your self into believing that you are a bit of a 'swordsman' around town then beware because your prowess/stat's (or lack of) may well be logged on the various ladies loo walls.
:shock: :twisted:
Ever wondered why women you've never met Glance and giggle in unison?
Rob
If you delude your self into believing that you are a bit of a 'swordsman' around town then beware because your prowess/stat's (or lack of) may well be logged on the various ladies loo walls.
:shock: :twisted:
Ever wondered why women you've never met Glance and giggle in unison?
Rob
Quote by Bustygal1974
hiya
you have to be a member so your best to get in touch with the club
arnt most single guys just looking for a shag ?
mind you thats why im going to the club for a shag that is
thanks jo x
i have a feeling single male membership has been suspended at the present although im not 100% on that
Single Male membership 'suspended'??
Care to expand on that one?
Quote by steve-j
having served in the services it would be with pride that i and fellow serviceman acknowledge the respect and support our family and fellow human beings wish to afford us for the service and security that we all enjoy.
be it a small token like a stamp-it shows that we are not, and havent done it for nothing.!(perhaps the money raised from these stamps could go to service support agencies)
so dont bleat about not supporting our peace keeping and active roles throughout the world when you havent got the balls to do it yourselves.!
by the way, merry christmas and a happy new year to all, especially our men and women in the services.!
With you 100%
An elderly Irishman lay dying in his bed.
While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite cheese scones wafting up the stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed.
Leaning against the wall he slowly made his way out of the bedroom and with even greater effort gripping the railing with both hands he crawled downstairs.
With laboured breath he leaned against the door frame gazing into the kitchen.
Were it not for death's agony he would have thought himself already in heaven for here spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were dozens of his favourite cheese scones. Was it heaven Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Irish wife of sixty years seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort he threw himself towards the table
landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted for he could almost taste the cheese scone before it was in his mouth seemingly bringing him back to life.
The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to the nearest scone at the edge of the table when his hand was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife!
"Fuck off" she said, they're for the funeral.
While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite cheese scones wafting up the stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed.
Leaning against the wall he slowly made his way out of the bedroom and with even greater effort gripping the railing with both hands he crawled downstairs.
With laboured breath he leaned against the door frame gazing into the kitchen.
Were it not for death's agony he would have thought himself already in heaven for here spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were dozens of his favourite cheese scones. Was it heaven Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Irish wife of sixty years seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort he threw himself towards the table
landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted for he could almost taste the cheese scone before it was in his mouth seemingly bringing him back to life.
The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to the nearest scone at the edge of the table when his hand was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife!
"Fuck off" she said, they're for the funeral.
Met a couple at La chambre on a Fiday and the female confided (whilst her man was at the bar) that she came here only because he kept on at her to get into swinging but it just didn't appeal to her.
Makes me wonder how many other people do it just to keep the peace between them or face falling out over it/splitting up :!:
If there is an impasse it leaves some (male point of view) options to chose from.
1. Give up swinging . :shock:
2. Swing as a single without her permission (cheat) :!:
3. Swing as a single with her permission
4. Visit clubs as a couple where you can play as a single with her blessing and she doesn't have to play (best to go on a mixed night). 8-)
5. Dump the narrow minded cow.
The choice is yours but first have a good honest 2 way talk with her about it all and find a compromise that is right for you may want to keep option 5 to your self unless she wont discuss the matter or you get caught after going for option 2 (that is if you haven't already been dumped) :!:
Keep us posted on how it goes Simon.
Btw,
It is only fair to invite the females on here to submit the options from a reluctant partners perspective as they see them if they were faced with the same situation.
( I've created a Monster) :twisted: :lol:
Seven_up.
Makes me wonder how many other people do it just to keep the peace between them or face falling out over it/splitting up :!:
If there is an impasse it leaves some (male point of view) options to chose from.
1. Give up swinging . :shock:
2. Swing as a single without her permission (cheat) :!:
3. Swing as a single with her permission
4. Visit clubs as a couple where you can play as a single with her blessing and she doesn't have to play (best to go on a mixed night). 8-)
5. Dump the narrow minded cow.
The choice is yours but first have a good honest 2 way talk with her about it all and find a compromise that is right for you may want to keep option 5 to your self unless she wont discuss the matter or you get caught after going for option 2 (that is if you haven't already been dumped) :!:
Keep us posted on how it goes Simon.
Btw,
It is only fair to invite the females on here to submit the options from a reluctant partners perspective as they see them if they were faced with the same situation.
( I've created a Monster) :twisted: :lol:
Seven_up.
Quote by sexkittenhfx
What all this about time slots? Am I missing something? I was just gonna go on cam in the normal way - booking slots??!
its a joke brighton....none of us want to miss your show, thats all lol
you dont really have to book a slot :thumbup:
Seems this could run and run with more shows than the 'Mousetrap'
