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Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 55
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Well done to MM1970 and Marcuso for putting on the Burton Munch, I am a regular in the venue it was held in, but tonight I had far more fun than should be allowed in there 
:D :D :D
also thanks to all I met there, special thanks to new :-) and extra special thanks to Mistress Sassy :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
P.S. Sassy, I got home OK
Rob
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:D :D :D also thanks to all I met there, special thanks to new :-) and extra special thanks to Mistress Sassy :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
P.S. Sassy, I got home OK
Rob
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Quote by rachel-lane+peaches
I forgot I heard on the radoi a few months ago of a local company that won an award for the best name - it's a skip company, and they are called " Speedy Gone Garbage" !
theres a company that deals with skips in leics ...........there called t watts
get it ? eh? t watts ...hey nudge wink, twatts
I saw one of their wagons as well, just stood there in amazement until I saw a piddly full stop between the T and W.........Imagine the abuse the poor guy or gal who owns the company got at school
Dont think their parents thought the name through did they Hi, JJ. Do take a little bit of an excception to that to be honest. MM1970 is a mate of mine who can vouch that I am a "decent guy" and I have been on the scene a good few years and know Chams quite well and im certainly not here to mess anybody about.
Best think to do, is to PM folk back with a thanks, but no thanks, rather than saying we are all a waste of time before you even know us.
I think my sentiment might go for quite a few of the guys who have obviously PMed you.
Hope you do get there though
Best think to do, is to PM folk back with a thanks, but no thanks, rather than saying we are all a waste of time before you even know us.
I think my sentiment might go for quite a few of the guys who have obviously PMed you.
Hope you do get there though
Hi, Chams, or Chamealeons is a nice club over in the Midlands off J9 M6. They do have 2 clubs but I have only been to the Birmingham one.
They have a really great, massive jaccuzi that is done out in a sort of grotto style, they have a steam room on the second floor and sauna on the top one. Loads of rooms (some private and lockable). I cant remember the web addres, sorry. If you get chance to go you wont be dissapointed. With all of the stuff they have there its reminded me of a naughty health spa.....
They have a really great, massive jaccuzi that is done out in a sort of grotto style, they have a steam room on the second floor and sauna on the top one. Loads of rooms (some private and lockable). I cant remember the web addres, sorry. If you get chance to go you wont be dissapointed. With all of the stuff they have there its reminded me of a naughty health spa.....
Hi Jenna, I have been to Chams a couple of times and now I am very single anf footloose and fancy free I would be happy to take you over.
I PM ed you, but just in case you didnt get it, Midlandsman1970 can vouch for me. I am off to his Mini Munch in Burton on the 15th.
Let me know either way about chams.
Catch you later :taz:
I PM ed you, but just in case you didnt get it, Midlandsman1970 can vouch for me. I am off to his Mini Munch in Burton on the 15th.
Let me know either way about chams.
Catch you later :taz:
Hi guys, I am quite new to this site, not to the life style though. I have been on the scene for about 5 years and on AFF, DD etc, plus since I was 18 and lived in Blackpool at college I have a friend who has been into the scene for many a year, so I do have a wee bit of experience.
The one slip of advice I would give to anybody who is either new to the scene or to this site is dont be too keen. I know that sounds a bit odd, but after reading through the posts, I am in Burton 3-7 nights a week, I would love to go to this Munch, but.....and here is the but, I know of, but dont know personaly, 1 person who will be there. I have PM,ed them just to say Hi and let them know I cant be verified by anybody else, but wouldnt expect them to verify me as they dont know me personally, but I was happy to introduce myself in the hope that I might be able to go to the next one and they might be able to vouch for me next time.
To all newbies out there, please dont make the mistake I made in my early days which was to think this Munch is the be all and end all, just because it is in your area.
I have found over the years that the friends you make in this kind of lifestyle might seem a little odd to most vanilla people, but you can see them years down the line and still sit and chat like you saw each other yesterday.
I hope that some of you guys who have been on this site for some time might be able to back me up on this.......this is what I have found anyway.
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The one slip of advice I would give to anybody who is either new to the scene or to this site is dont be too keen. I know that sounds a bit odd, but after reading through the posts, I am in Burton 3-7 nights a week, I would love to go to this Munch, but.....and here is the but, I know of, but dont know personaly, 1 person who will be there. I have PM,ed them just to say Hi and let them know I cant be verified by anybody else, but wouldnt expect them to verify me as they dont know me personally, but I was happy to introduce myself in the hope that I might be able to go to the next one and they might be able to vouch for me next time.
To all newbies out there, please dont make the mistake I made in my early days which was to think this Munch is the be all and end all, just because it is in your area.
I have found over the years that the friends you make in this kind of lifestyle might seem a little odd to most vanilla people, but you can see them years down the line and still sit and chat like you saw each other yesterday.
I hope that some of you guys who have been on this site for some time might be able to back me up on this.......this is what I have found anyway.
:taz:
I know its a pain in the arse.
Are you PC or Apple Macintosh based?
Try going through the following list:
1. Has it only just started to do it? If so it could be a newly installed software related problem.
2. have you spoken to BT about the problem? Sometimes the ADSL line will drop, or appear to drop, rebooting your PC or Mac will reconnect it or you could have a phone line or exchnge problem.
3. How are you connected to the ADSL? Do you have a Router, are you wireless? or did BT install a box that you plug your cable into?
Try to post a little more info if you can as these are the things I would go for first, but its very difficult or near enough impossible to diagnose somebody elses system.
Hope it has given you a couple of things to try.
Best of luck, Rob.
Are you PC or Apple Macintosh based?
Try going through the following list:
1. Has it only just started to do it? If so it could be a newly installed software related problem.
2. have you spoken to BT about the problem? Sometimes the ADSL line will drop, or appear to drop, rebooting your PC or Mac will reconnect it or you could have a phone line or exchnge problem.
3. How are you connected to the ADSL? Do you have a Router, are you wireless? or did BT install a box that you plug your cable into?
Try to post a little more info if you can as these are the things I would go for first, but its very difficult or near enough impossible to diagnose somebody elses system.
Hope it has given you a couple of things to try.
Best of luck, Rob.
Quote by marshallamp
ive started having sex with a close & cherished ,she is a heavy smoker & when she kisses me its like tasting the bottom of a dirty old ash tray,YUK,it really is awful & got to the point where i dread her kissing me,is this a common problem?i dont want to hurt my friends feelings.
Tell her to lick your arse first, it will take the taste away form her breath.......might find the odd winnit or clingon though, dont dispair just pretend thet are chocolate raisins and chew with delight.
Sorry, I am a sick man!! What can I say
If he is really 21...he will or should be horny all day long even if its 40º below or 100º in the shade.....try being 35 and having to suffer the hot dangly balls and wanting to shag every woman in sight on a nice hot day cos you have the pot noodle horn!!....admitedly the cold days can be a bit of a problem on the bike :-) that thing about peeing on you finger..or should that be fingers??.
You have a real baptism of fire in front of you....join the club of horny guys who love the sun bunnies, but have to put up with our lurid thoughts and bugger all else¡¡¡¡¡¡ :taz:
Oh, the pain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have a real baptism of fire in front of you....join the club of horny guys who love the sun bunnies, but have to put up with our lurid thoughts and bugger all else¡¡¡¡¡¡ :taz:
Oh, the pain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Has anybody actually got an 850 watt microwave?? I think they are a mythe, the only instructions I seem to find on food give the time for one of these 850 watt beasts...it becomes a bit of a lottery when you find your microwave pizza could be used to beat somebody to death even after the 2 1/2 minutes youy gave it + or - your best guess!!
By the way, If you cook a metal spoon leave it for 2 minutes after you take it out and stir with another spoon before consuming...problem solved.
By the way, If you cook a metal spoon leave it for 2 minutes after you take it out and stir with another spoon before consuming...problem solved.
Thanks upfor_txt ...it is a bit of a piffling little picture of you , but with my nose to the monitor I appreciate what you say and yes, I agree. We probably do both have good taste myself and your guy
On a slightly more serious note... be it gal or guy who wants to put their 2 penneth in, I am actually on here for some serious fun and I am a little confused with some of the posts I have seen....not in here, but ad's etc..and requirements from guys and the way its all phrased.
I am on here for a genuine purpose, to have fun and I do hope to meet up with a gal at some point....what throws me is quite what 2 say in some respects.??
I notice that a lot of guys seem to go balls out (excuse the phraseology) and just seem to want to steem roller all in their path to drop at their feet and look at their 25 foot manhood!! and be their sex slave without question.
For a slightly more modest guy like me who raises about 6 inches (giggle if you must, I am who I am) :D I find it a little dificult to quite say what I can offer on a site like this without my tackle being the firt thing on the ad. The folk who have put a comment in the thread I started have all been great, but how do I go further on here when I have to compete with all of the BS I see in the ads??....I know I will get the "dont beleive all you read or see answers" but that dosent help.
Sounds a bit grim and insecure, I know ....any advice will be very, very much appreciated though.
Rob.
On a slightly more serious note... be it gal or guy who wants to put their 2 penneth in, I am actually on here for some serious fun and I am a little confused with some of the posts I have seen....not in here, but ad's etc..and requirements from guys and the way its all phrased.
I am on here for a genuine purpose, to have fun and I do hope to meet up with a gal at some point....what throws me is quite what 2 say in some respects.??
I notice that a lot of guys seem to go balls out (excuse the phraseology) and just seem to want to steem roller all in their path to drop at their feet and look at their 25 foot manhood!! and be their sex slave without question.
For a slightly more modest guy like me who raises about 6 inches (giggle if you must, I am who I am) :D I find it a little dificult to quite say what I can offer on a site like this without my tackle being the firt thing on the ad. The folk who have put a comment in the thread I started have all been great, but how do I go further on here when I have to compete with all of the BS I see in the ads??....I know I will get the "dont beleive all you read or see answers" but that dosent help.
Sounds a bit grim and insecure, I know ....any advice will be very, very much appreciated though.
Rob.
Hi, Im 35 years old, 5 foot 8, built like a rugby player (no1 loose head prop, which I used to be).
I am a Graphic Designer, I love fast cars and ride a motorbike, smoke and drink and in the last few months have gotten my life back on track and I am having a ball :-)
I do have a special passion for petite women with small boobs, but I also love a more full bodied woman with curves in all the right places as well.
The main think I go for in a woman first is the eyes....yes I know it sounds crap....but Im a sucker for green eyes....and a big turn off is somebody who cant hold eye contact when talking.
I do have a very wicked, dry sense of humour that can and does get me in trouble at times, but what the hell....I prefer to be the one on the dance floor now at a club as opposed to one of the sad gits sitting there with a pint telling his mate what a pillock I look like.
Hope that has given a bit of an insight as to the revised me.
Rob
I am a Graphic Designer, I love fast cars and ride a motorbike, smoke and drink and in the last few months have gotten my life back on track and I am having a ball :-)
I do have a special passion for petite women with small boobs, but I also love a more full bodied woman with curves in all the right places as well.
The main think I go for in a woman first is the eyes....yes I know it sounds crap....but Im a sucker for green eyes....and a big turn off is somebody who cant hold eye contact when talking.
I do have a very wicked, dry sense of humour that can and does get me in trouble at times, but what the hell....I prefer to be the one on the dance floor now at a club as opposed to one of the sad gits sitting there with a pint telling his mate what a pillock I look like.
Hope that has given a bit of an insight as to the revised me.
Rob
