Any more places for fun in Tenerife this year?
OOOH, the sweet art of foreplay and a truly thoughtful lover.
Try Partners in Bury.
Pleasant atmosphere and facilities.
OMG----and for all these years, we just thought it was a euphemism to indicate that the people were actually running a paid escort service whilst getting around the site rules on such adverts!!!! :twisted:
Will arrange for Mrs V to come over, as I find that when she behaves in that way during the match,it makes me lose concentration.
Check in club section on this site
A & G Members Club.
Formerly Green Cross Pub Wakefield Rd
(Would be interested to learn more of details.)
Web site is not connecting, but may have opened this month.
Ryanair now proposing a quid to spend a penny.
Puts up the membershiop fee for the mile high club!
Back to the main thread.
"Saga Zone"---presses all the buttons!
Hi,
Can you book us in and reserve a non-obtrusive quiet corner with flatterring lighting for mature folk, please!
(Or if the best seats in the round room have already gone, somewhere at the front of the queue for the buffet and bar will do)
T & V
Weasel, you missed your chance at Partner's Valentines Party last Saturday, .
Two young ladies climbed into the jacuzzi, with a remarkabe amount of panache, wearing everything except their dresses, and including high heels!
Having overcome my initial surprise, I did see the time saving potentials when they moved on to the sauna and simply dried everyhing out.
MrsV went straight to the boring financials ---expressing concern over the effects on their shoe leather and knicker elastic.
But I must admire the confidence in only asking if you can get there by public transport.
The return home in the early hours would be real fun, if a lift or some alternative doesn't meterialise.
Your local Citizens Advice Bureau has a specialist who can help with quality free information and support. Just don't get involved with any of the agencies that advertise.
Hope it works out.
I did hear that too much would make you blind.
Best check that before the techie stuff
In the unlikely event that at this stage you have not got everything sorted, please stick us down as looking for a night out at late notice. We can promise to lurk in a corner and be no trouble!
"As an agnostic dyslexic insomniac I spend many bedtime hours wondering if any dog even exists."
With acknowledgement to Hallmark Cards
Is this the start of a petition?
At least I know now not to take it personally
Sometime ago Sgt Bilko opened chat rooms designed for newbies to have a learning experience.
Are these still running on any regular timetable basis? If not, is there any chance of some trustworthy and sane member resurrecting them?
(OK--I know that sane is asking a bit much)
Paris is far too good to waste on this type of activity! Keep it for true love, as it lives up to its name as the city for lovers.
You won't have time to get around its splendours if you waste it in the tourist traps.(Save that for Amsterdam) The Moulin Rouge is an institution--not erotic, but an (expensive) one-off. Do beware of the clubs and bars around Pigalle as they really can be clip joints. Avoid the Bois de Boulogne, like the plague, at night as it is seriously dangerous.
Have a great time and wear out just your feet.
Well thats really great!
This sort of offer causes massive inflation--I mean a trolley load of chocs for a kiss. Thats just put up the price of Sunday afternoon sessions to at least a transit van stuffed with Belgium hand mades
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