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Quote by Pete_sw
In my book, a Swinger is just someone who enjoys recreational sex outside the so-called "normal" monogamous relationship. No other definition needed, that I can see. No need to force people into boxes or sub-categories, or we'd be here forever. Everybody's different, thank God.
Although the shortest reply so far, some very interesting undertones. Nothing like getting to the root of a question ...............................o2u :twisted:
Why don't you tell us what has led you to rethink your views..... and you haven't said what your new opinions are either... just stuck some :twisted: icon at the end of your post........ I can't help thinking you're toying with us a bit here ...
Quote by equi-princess
FANCY MEETING UP ,, I'LL BRING" HERMIE "MY PET TURANTULA , :shock: , THAT'LL GET YER DRAWERS OFF QUICKER THAN PETROL PRICES RISIN (EVIL LAUGH) HA HA HA HA ,,, :twisted:
If i met a tarantula walking across the carpet.... my heart would stop instantly..... !!!!!!!!!
I still haven't found that mega-humongous arachnid intruder as yet.... but i keep looking everywhere... he's here somewhere... and after having been told they can get underneath doors............ i am absolutely terrified that it will get into the bedroom.!!!!!!!!!!
equi-princess xxx
:twisted: Look under your pillow equi....... just before you turn the light off to go to sleep.... that's when they like to snuggle up nice n close like.... :twisted:
........and what scares me??? ..... Nothing! ...... I don't particularly like spiders but I just trap them in an upturned pint glass and either:
1). Throw them out the window (I live on the 1st floor of a block of flats so if the fecker ain't got wings it had better grow some pronto!)
2). Watch it die! (After it's driven itself mentally friggin insane trying to break the glass with it's eight pathetic little legs and head but the glass three or four zillion times!)
Not a great lover of flying either but it's got better since I watched Fight Club where Brad Pitt explains that all the safety cards show smiling people as happy as Hindu cows even though the plane is going down! ......... (it's coz they are breathing pure oxygen and oxygen gets you high! - apparently)
p.s. Innit funny how you can dread the thought of getting on a plane for six months (if you book in January like my ex-wife used to) yet you know darn well you gotta get back on the bloody thing 2 weeks later but you don't fear it as much. It's all psychological bollox. I just get wankered and to hell with it.
1). Throw them out the window (I live on the 1st floor of a block of flats so if the fecker ain't got wings it had better grow some pronto!)
2). Watch it die! (After it's driven itself mentally friggin insane trying to break the glass with it's eight pathetic little legs and head but the glass three or four zillion times!)
Not a great lover of flying either but it's got better since I watched Fight Club where Brad Pitt explains that all the safety cards show smiling people as happy as Hindu cows even though the plane is going down! ......... (it's coz they are breathing pure oxygen and oxygen gets you high! - apparently)
p.s. Innit funny how you can dread the thought of getting on a plane for six months (if you book in January like my ex-wife used to) yet you know darn well you gotta get back on the bloody thing 2 weeks later but you don't fear it as much. It's all psychological bollox. I just get wankered and to hell with it.
The time displayed in the actual posts is the time as it is ON THE WEBSERVER not on your pc. You can adjust your profile to show your own local time settings ie.. GMT, GMT+/- 1,2,3,4 etc. but you cannot adjust the server settings. (The server is approximately 14 minutes ahead of my own pc clock which has been set to Greenwich Mean Time and is accurate give or take a minute'ish ... hehe)
Quote by WibblyWobbly
My then husband's head swivelled on his shoulder to look at me in amazement at my words and accent...
But did his head swivel 360 degress like in the Exorcist .... nah THAT'S freaky!!!
Quote by sierra
its got to be wishys new avatar, scares me shit less.
looks like it has the same affect on meaty as well. :scared:
It's from the film 'Legend' - the devil is red in the film but this is Tim Curry during make-up, it took four hours to apply all the base foundoution - the black stuff - to get that final red layer to look like it was real skin - and then they added the horns ..... wow .... I 'd love to go to a fancy dress party dressed like ............................
THIS!
Quote by postie
Just realized, it's going to be 2 days after my 1st SH birthday..... can we use that as an excuse wishmaster???
can we, can we, can we..... ????????????????
Oy! Postie!!!! .. This is just ur cunning plan to infiltrate my 21-fem jacuzzi ..... grrrrrrrrrrr ........... ok.... ur in!!
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Ha ha dawn mids and naughty nyphs..lets face it..u brummie birds are behind the door when it comes to recognising quality men pmsl...us northern men have an attraction lol..and suze has spotted it lol...
one day u brummie girls will learn!!!!!
David
i agree with u david then brummies are a wierd lot....so glad i'm not one
You're a pseudo brummie naughty .... you CHOSE to move there...... poor you ... hehehe
Quote by babe1
hi
wishy
U brave coming up north in the winter. Give us a shout
hugs
Babe1
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Definately babe1 - the first leg of the tour will be Sheffield but there's a few ppl in Wakefield / Leeds area that I'll be tying up with ..... we'll all have to go to Le Chambre for the evening. I'll let ya know nearer the time ok.
Quote by Add+
A bored Bi-guy currently working in Glasgow Mon-Fri, reasonably fit and attractive with an IQ just above that of a shithouse rat would welcome some company and verbal stimulation. Considered a piss artist of the first degree but limited to no more than two sips of beer per day due to impending death by pancreatitis, I'm finding it hard to get out "there" and meet you folks.
As sure as God made little green apples there must be someone willing to take pity on me and join me in a night of pure un-adulterous filth. I'm Particularly partial to burying my cock in a slim ebony beauty whilst her "brother" delivers the goods to my rear but driven by desparation and despair, I'd settle for Esmeralda and Quasi-fackin-modo right now!
Help!
sing along with me ...On the blue ridge mountains of Virginia, on the trail of the ........
Quasimodo huh? ....... that's one way of getting a bloody good hump!
Quite why ya wanna do it in fecking Glasgow though is beyond me ... hehehe
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:lol: :lol: Quote by naughtynymphos1
Monday, 16th January
Birmingham - Club: Chameleons (bi-night)
:shock: something your not telling us?
no doubt i'll see you there
P.S told u a million times b4 chameleons is not in birmingham
lol.. I know it's not in Birmingham but when I say Darlaston the next question 'Where the feck is that' and my answer is....... near Birmingham!!!
Quote by Jags
Whistle Stop Tour of the North
The North? Manchester??? The North ??
Not sure that Mancheter is The North - it's north of something but it's not The North! Try being in Newcastle, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Aberdeen, Carlisle - they're in The North.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:wink:It's well north of where I live Jags ... hehehe .. I've heard a lot about the Manchester scene so that's why I'm focusing the tour around the Manchester area.... I'd love to take in Scotland but there's no swingers club up there.
Quote by bluexxx
JANUARY?
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I've read the post several times and I am still convinced it says JANUARY
Bloody hell, you don't half plan ahead :shock:
I don't even know what I'm doing next week, but if I can make Partners on the Saturday, I'll catch ya in there, or maybe Chams on the Monday.... tho I think that's just wishful thinking
I'm a busy busy bee!!!!!!! ....... I looked at my calendar and the only date I could come up with was 13th Jan .... I had NYE free but thats not practical as people will have their own plans....... I'm all munched out lol.... Be great to see ya at either Partners or Chams.
Quote by couple_ne2000
Ok I've got one:
People who invite me out somewhere where smoking is permitted, and then make snide comments or start coughing when I light up.
They bloody well know I smoke, if it's that offensive to them why do they bother asking me in the first place?
and another one, which may well get me flamed - anti-smoking campaigners.
Do they really have nothing better to do with their lives than spend time and energy trying to tell other people how to live theirs?
I happen to know that smoking is not particularly good for you, though how bad it really is is difficult to tell since any research that shows it's anything but incredibly dangerous or a bad thing is suppressed and rubbished by people who ought to know better (from the WHO downwards). I wouldn't mind so much if they devoted the same amount of time and energy to other sources of air pollution, but as it is I feel like I'm being picked on as an easy target, and consequentially go out of my way to ignore them.
What he said!
But what really gets me is the anti-smoking brigaders who after spouting off, being all hollier than thou for not smoking, then jump in their cars and start churning out cancer causing chemicals!!!! Pot, Kettle, Black.
I challange any non-smoking driver to hook a hose pipe to their exhaust and inhale the fumes while I chain smoke cigarettes - I know who will be the last one standing!
Applause ... Clap Clap Clap
Only one thing worse than anti-smoking campaigners ..... my doctor ..... tells me to quit and the fecker smokes himself...... prat!!!
Welcome to Wishmaster's Whistle Stop Tour of the North
Living in the south of the Uk means that I can't get to the nice people & clubs in the north of the country as frequently as I would like to. After an off-the-cuff quip made in the chat room I have decided to conduct a Tour of the North, taking in as many places and people as humanly possible in one long weekend.
So, when, where, who & why?
When: Friday, 13th January - Monday, 16th January inclusive
Where: Outward Leg: Sheffield & Manchester - Homeward Leg: Manchester & Birmingham (and anywhere in between those places)
Who: Me & anyone else that wishes to accompany me and knows how to enjoy themselves!!
Why: Why not?
* These dates and locations are subject to alteration dependant on who else gets involved. This is just a general guide to my schedule.
I shall be starting at Sheffield as it is precisely two hours drive from where I live. I can pick up anyone, male or female, who lives on the M1 corridor between Luton and Sheffield who wishes to join me, (max. 4 people - car limitations). The plan is to meet as many people as possible during the day and end each evening at the clubs listed below. Me/us will require digs so if anyone on the route above can help out on the nights listed this will be greatly appreciated. I would like to emphasise that this tour is not about sex but more to do with meeting as many people as possible that I have made friends with on Swinging Heaven. This could be for lunch, dinner or a social drink in the evening. Some fun would be nice but it's not essential. There are no fees for this trip apart from club entry fees.
What do you do next? Add your name to this thread and let's have a giggle!!!
If you would like to be involved in the tour please add your name below indicating your location and which day/evening/night you are free based on the schedule below. I/we will be driving 100 miles from each location listed below during the day so that as many people as possible can get involved in the tour.
If there is enough interest there may be more than one car on the tour.
The Tour
Friday, 13th January (It's unlucky to be superstitious ... hehehe)
Sheffield - Club: Le Chambre
Saturday, 14th January
Daytime: Mini-Brunch/Munch at Yorks_Dave's ... tks Dave m8
If you'd like to come along please pm me or Yorks_Dave (times to be confirmed)
Night: Manchester - Club: Partners
Should be hitting Manchester approx tea-time... so an evening social courtesy of David48 is arranged finishing off at Partners.
Sunday, 15th January
Manchester - Club: tbc
Monday, 16th January
Birmingham - Club: Chameleons (bi-night)
p.s. Anyone got SatNav?.... hehehe
Living in the south of the Uk means that I can't get to the nice people & clubs in the north of the country as frequently as I would like to. After an off-the-cuff quip made in the chat room I have decided to conduct a Tour of the North, taking in as many places and people as humanly possible in one long weekend.
So, when, where, who & why?
When: Friday, 13th January - Monday, 16th January inclusive
Where: Outward Leg: Sheffield & Manchester - Homeward Leg: Manchester & Birmingham (and anywhere in between those places)
Who: Me & anyone else that wishes to accompany me and knows how to enjoy themselves!!
Why: Why not?
* These dates and locations are subject to alteration dependant on who else gets involved. This is just a general guide to my schedule.
I shall be starting at Sheffield as it is precisely two hours drive from where I live. I can pick up anyone, male or female, who lives on the M1 corridor between Luton and Sheffield who wishes to join me, (max. 4 people - car limitations). The plan is to meet as many people as possible during the day and end each evening at the clubs listed below. Me/us will require digs so if anyone on the route above can help out on the nights listed this will be greatly appreciated. I would like to emphasise that this tour is not about sex but more to do with meeting as many people as possible that I have made friends with on Swinging Heaven. This could be for lunch, dinner or a social drink in the evening. Some fun would be nice but it's not essential. There are no fees for this trip apart from club entry fees.
What do you do next? Add your name to this thread and let's have a giggle!!!
If you would like to be involved in the tour please add your name below indicating your location and which day/evening/night you are free based on the schedule below. I/we will be driving 100 miles from each location listed below during the day so that as many people as possible can get involved in the tour.
If there is enough interest there may be more than one car on the tour.
The Tour
Friday, 13th January (It's unlucky to be superstitious ... hehehe)
Sheffield - Club: Le Chambre
Saturday, 14th January
Daytime: Mini-Brunch/Munch at Yorks_Dave's ... tks Dave m8
If you'd like to come along please pm me or Yorks_Dave (times to be confirmed)
Night: Manchester - Club: Partners
Should be hitting Manchester approx tea-time... so an evening social courtesy of David48 is arranged finishing off at Partners.
Sunday, 15th January
Manchester - Club: tbc
Monday, 16th January
Birmingham - Club: Chameleons (bi-night)
p.s. Anyone got SatNav?.... hehehe
Quote by sexyfella
Iv been on other sites before this one and ive noticed single men have a much harder time to find what there looking for can anyone explain why this seems to be the case?
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Enough!!!!! ....... I hate this 'single guy - why am I singled out' syndrome ..... you're single BECAUSE you have this syndrome. Get a bleedin life m8.
You have that 'itch' that you feel needs scratching .. but you are asking us to scratch it when you should be asking your partner..
Is swinging for you? .... it sounds to me that you are an intelligent person - your post proves that - but you must now ask yourself: can you have unemotional sex with relative strangers?
Answer that question and see where your road lies. We'll embrace anyone who knows what they want but do not ask us to travel on a journey blindly where only you know where it leads. We have feelings too.
Is swinging for you? .... it sounds to me that you are an intelligent person - your post proves that - but you must now ask yourself: can you have unemotional sex with relative strangers?
Answer that question and see where your road lies. We'll embrace anyone who knows what they want but do not ask us to travel on a journey blindly where only you know where it leads. We have feelings too.
Quote by edinbughchris
ok . . . probably meaningless to everybody else . . . but got press acreditation today, which means I get (free) entrance to movies world wide yippee!!
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
told ya'all it wos boring tae everyun' else lol . . .
am over the moon so just wannid tae share . . . sorry fur shoutin' - am just so thrilled
.......... but........... Can ya get me two tickets to the premier of The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe???
You'd make my daughter's day if ya can!!!
Quote by kazswallows
How do you kiss??????????????
I kiss like a girl, apparently.
No no no ice that sounds bad, you kiss lovely
. very gentle, softly and sensuously, like a woman does, there is a difference :)My kisses are differant depending on who I kiss and what i'm doing, some are full on, toe tingling, tonsils playing, some are soft and sensual with a little nibbling and sucking, others are just breaths, no contact, just movement and breathe and highly sexy.
Then the usual, pecks or air brushes
Care to demonstrate, Kaz????
