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17 Sep 2005

Quote by dambuster

I opted for the latter...... i drove like a maniac... all the time keeping one eye on the mirror and the evil arse-kicking arachnid . . . . . . .
equi-princess xxx

I really am sorry to laugh, as I know how serious a problem it can be. To you and someone else.
But I just can't shake the image of a kick arse spider.
I see four pairs of Dr Martin's under two tone tone Levi staypress, white T-shirt, red braces and a short cropped No 1 cut on the body/head.
"Come 'n av a go if ya fink yer 'ard enuff"

Yeah!! ...... spiders are the skinheads of the bug world......
This one obviously is part of a much larger contingent and he's been sent round to collect this month's payment..... now give us the dosh missus or the car gets it!!!
'ere 'arry ........ this bird can't park proper like ....... whaddya reckon... trash the car??
Had a magic centipde once.......... sent it to the shops to get me some fags and after two hours it hadn't returned.. so i went looking for it and found it sitting on the stairs........I asked it where my fags were and it replied 'Gimme a fecking chance to get my shoes on guv!'

15 Sep 2005

Quote by traceymod
tried to log in on the chat room but couldnt register.... i need advice on hoe to get myself known....any help me you wont be disapointed...I am a natural blonde, slim and sexy and very horny....

Quote by traceymod
I may live in London...but I travel a lot....

You'll do... get ya bum up to Dunstable ......... hehehe ...... click my nick below for a peek at my ad. or come n chat in the chat room

15 Sep 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
aint this the proceedure that makes it smaller and neater, and the bloke in the burns unit gets the left overs for a new set of ears ???? :grin:
M

rotflmao

:laughabove::rotflmao: :laughabove::rotflmao: :laughabove:
oh come on wishy that jokes almost as old as you
Any joke you've never heard before is brand new .. and that made me chuckle.. hehehe

15 Sep 2005

Can someone tell me what the hell this post is about!!!
Talk about Whooosh! ..... this went straight over my head like a speeding bullet!!

15 Sep 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
aint this the proceedure that makes it smaller and neater, and the bloke in the burns unit gets the left overs for a new set of ears ???? :grin:
M

rotflmao

:laughabove::rotflmao: :laughabove::rotflmao: :laughabove:

15 Sep 2005

Quote by xxx2niteman
I assume you will be travelling down the M6 towards Brum on the Monday of your tour? If you are going past Stoke/Stafford about lunch time give me a shout and we could have a beer and a bite to eat, help you to break up your journey?
Tom
:cheers:

Hi Tom,
Yes, I will be travelling past Stoke - stopping in Stoke too I hope.... so I'll be in touch nearer the time m8 and we'll hook up for a pint.
Cheers

14 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
wouldent like to come across her :eeek:

I don't think I'd have enough jizz to come across her!!!

14 Sep 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
actually (hang on let me sit down here lol) i agree with everything you have said, however if you are a woman walking down the street and a guy jumps out on you how are you to know if hes a or a murderer who uses sex in his crime? what i mean by that is how do you know wether to fight back or not? ok so the guy could be a opportunist whos just after sex and may well run if fought back but he may not be and fighting back could make it a lot worse for you, personally i think there is no right or wrong answer, people should not do these studies and then put out reports on what you should do in the event of someone jumping out on you, you do what i feel safe doing if u feel you could over power this person then do so, if you fear to then don't hit out just cause some person with a note pad has said its the best thing to do, it does not make u a weak person or the victim for putting ur safty first.
And what happens if the person is a member of your family, how does that work? cause this kind of don't really fall into any of the above, the what ifs are endless.
At the end of the day unless you have been in the possition you can't possabily know how it feels or what you would do, its ok sat here saying i would do this, that and the other, but when ur approched by a stranger who u don't know what they are capable of you can't have any idea what you would do

Good point Ali, you don't know if he's going to you or kill you and there is no way you can generalise about rapists - I just didn't want to post a lengthy list of types - yes, they could be known to you - and the law tends to fob these crimes of as 'domestics' - except in the case of child , of course. We're talking specifically about rapists that stalk their victims - you wouldn't wear a rapex condom if the only person you knew you going to see that day was Uncle Bert, and you trusted him.
Fighting back is something that the victim has to evaluate at the time of the attack - she has to weight up her % of survival rate against damage limitation and no amount of reports/studies/criminology profiling can do this for her - she has to decide at the time, and in a split second too.
We all react differently than we think we would under under extreme circumstances but I don't think that as a society we should generate this feeling of fear whenever a female leaves the safety of her home by issuing anti- condoms for her to wear. This world has some very beautiful things in it but there is much ugliness too - all we can hope for is that we get through our lives without experiencing too much of that ugliness, but I will not live in fear of anything - ok I'm not likely to be in my lifetime as I'm a man, but I still refuse to live in fear.

14 Sep 2005

Quote by teppic
it's a real shame when things that hold dear memories disapear, i went back to my old "home" town, a while ago...i almost cried when i saw the changes, so many memories there.
(<<<<<<<<<sobs into his tea)

Yeah, but nostalgia isn't what it used to be...

14 Sep 2005

is not about sex it's about power. The kind of man that resorts to is seeking power over his victims and usually has a inferioirity complex with regards to women in general, this is his way of exerting his 'power' over her. Understanding that psychological make up of a would be and it's not hard to understand that any woman that puts up a strong defence stands a better chance of not being than one who meekly submits. It's all down to the character of the woman involved and there is no cut and dried approach on how to defend oneself successfully against .
A strong minded woman will fight tooth and nail against a 'lesser' physical man and she may well beat him off. A strong man, physically, will overcome any woman if he's determined enough. The thing about these 'rapex' condoms is that the inventor has understood one vital factor here - men cannot stand the thought of ANTHING happening to their penises that renders them: useless, damaged or inoperative - if a man is damaged by one of these things I don't think retaliation will be the first thing on his mind - preservation of his penis will take precedence.
Rapists are cowards and most will turn tail and flee if confronted or fought back against. A that kills is not a , he's a murderer who uses sex in his crime and that's an entirely different mindset altogether. A pychopath will kill and he won't leave his victim any means of escaping as his crime is normally carefully planned and orchestrated, a is usually an opportunist.

14 Sep 2005

This is almost a munch innit.. can't we sticky the damn thing.. lol... saves me searching for it on page 4.
Wishy & David48 ........ the SH Spit Roast Tag Team

13 Sep 2005

Quote by midstwosome
We have never been to Chams yet............and its only 6 miles from us!! So seems like a good opportunity to kill two birds with one stone, and visit Chams and meet some of you loverly people
Hope to see y'all there
Midstwosome

Added you to the list .. be nice to meet you both.

13 Sep 2005

Whats wrong with our very own C H A T R O O M!!!

12 Sep 2005

Quote by Poohbear
Have you Wishmaster??
You jammy fekker..never had the pleasure myself..still waiting for a female to come along who can do it.
Bob

Sod off Bob.... you'll need a lady giraffe to give YOU Deep throat ffs!!!! i seen what he packs .... made me bloody cry in envy I'll tell ya..

12 Sep 2005

Quote by fem_4_taboo
It helps if the lady or man giving the head lies on her /his back with head over the end of the bed slightly , that way the throat is in a straight line , which makes deep throating easier for the less experienced.

But don't you get his balls in ya eyes that way???
i've had deep throat and it was very nice indeedy!!!!!

12 Sep 2005

'Fraid ur fooked tabbi....... even Bill Clinton couldn't get the incriminating evidence out of THAT dress!!!

12 Sep 2005

Quote by SirLee
is it lazy when you are underneath so it means your partner gets to do most of the work

No it isn't.... you're doing her a favour by checking her boobs bounce ok ..... that's working and definately NOT lazy.

12 Sep 2005

I have to echo Postie's thoughts here.... I'm of the firm opinion that munches in the same area/town should be annual affairs .. too many per year in one place does belittle the munch ethos ... for me it's about getting out to different places and meeting different people from across the UK .. yes, we have the 'munch whores' that attend most of the munches regardless of location - and I'm one of them I guess, but that provides a nucleus of people for any given munch with additional 'locals' attending for good measure.
Cost is a factor too .... hotels, petrol, food & drink all make for an expensive night out and I for one can't do too many of them in any given month.
Also, I think that each munch should have three possible venues that are rotated each year, this would limit the potential damage caused by anyone thinking of sabotaging a munch. Ok, a determined person may well find out where a munch is being held but I think it's possible to weedle these people out at some point.
We just need to tighten the whole munch aspect of SH down a bit more.
Maybe instead of posting lists of attendees on the munch thread, we could publish a private list for those that are on it on a weekly basis. This could become a newsletter type publication to include hotel, travel information and any other relevant info to the munch. Access to this information can be password protected and I'm sure Mark can address this issue better than I.

12 Sep 2005

Good on ya GA3!!!!!!! .
.......... dont let the arseholes who call themselves friends then stab ya in the back get to you honey! .. you know who your friends are now, just be a little more guarded with your trust - it's horrible having to change yourself because of idiots that want to take of advantage of a good natured soul but it's an unfortunate aspect of life ... Glad you have got your inner demons sorted
................. now
.............. about that BJ . hehee

12 Sep 2005

Quote by Sarah
Wishmaster
I'm suprised you didn't just put an sos out on the site, to see who is nearest you, so they could bring some round, if you are being THAT lazy

See.... women!!..... Always thinking about sex ......... will he like me this way ... will he like me that way ..... typical ..... now ...... who wants to bring some milk round ..... I'm desperate!!!!

12 Sep 2005

Love the new nick HornyLittleBlonde .......... gonna have to meet you sometime now wink

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12 Sep 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
OK thank-you, and keep em coming!.......... err it's actually "To the North of London" Wish (not too far from you actually) so your suggestions might not work

Hmmm. how far north of london .......... and how close to me ???

12 Sep 2005

Swingers at a Vanfest??? U kinky buggers!!!!!!
Where the new couple fit... wink

wink

12 Sep 2005

North London???
how about CapitalSwingers
or...
CapitalCouple

12 Sep 2005

It occurred to me in the chat room this morning when someone mentioned coffee that I am a lazy bastard..........
Why?
Coz I have run out of milk so often I have now got used to black coffee when I used to hate it!!! ..... Is that laziness???
How Lazy Are You?

11 Sep 2005

Hey you lot!!. Be nice to our American cousin ... if he wants to come over and sample some British 'delights' then he should be welcomed ....
So, Welcome to SH yankintown biggrin

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10 Sep 2005

Well I been thinking.... if we do the bingo and the fete we might pick up a couple of grannies to take to Liasons with us .... the thing with shagging grannies though is finding the right wrinkle.... but you got more experience than me at that so I'll leave them in your capable arthritic hands...... hehehe

10 Sep 2005

Quote by fluffer
ah yes... mr. bowyer. hands up to that one. what a calamity that was eh? but at least i can always give him 10 out of 10 for effort on the pitch... as i can say for Dyer too. Dyer, when played on the right wing has been outstanding, leaving defenders for dead.. but im really looking forward to seeing him play a central midfield pushing through with his pace and providing the exact kind of ball that Owen feeds off.
well, that is when his hamstring ever gets better... it seems to be the curse of NUFC for the last few seasons.

A woman that CAN talk football... blimey...... get yer coat!!!

10 Sep 2005

Hiya,
Can you put me down for the after's party... can't make the show unfortunately.
Cheers
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10 Sep 2005

So let's get this straight then .... it's definately a couple you're looking for???
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