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4 Feb 2007

Quote by varca
I've used up all my sick days, so tomorrow i'm calling in 'dead'.
Seriously tho', one of our blokes rang up and said, '' I'm really sorry, but i cant come in to work today as i'm sick.'' I said, ''FFS, This is the fifth time in a fortnight, exactly how sick are you?.'' He replied, ''Well, really sick. I'm in bed with my 12 year old sister.'' :shock:

not funny.. in fact, quite offensive. rolleyes

Yup :?
It is always wise to think before you post XJXKX. That is just so NOT funny :!: :roll:
mad

What made you think it was meant to be funny? :? :shock:
Do you see any laughing smilies?
Polo asked for an excuse and that was one, dunno

sorry if that offended anyone redface

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4 Feb 2007

I've used up all my sick days, so tomorrow i'm calling in 'dead'. confused

Seriously tho', one of our blokes rang up and said, '' I'm really sorry, but i cant come in to work today as i'm sick.'' I said, ''FFS, This is the fifth time in a fortnight, exactly how sick are you?.'' He replied, ''Well, really sick. I'm in bed with my 12 year old sister.'' :shock:
bolt

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29 Jan 2007

Quote by mdr2000
Without a doubt I would.. To what level would depend on the situation but I would get involved. I would never sleep knowing I ignored it! That poor fella could be anyone of us!
If we all took a stance in one way or another we would all benifit.
Mike xx

Totally agree :thumbup:

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29 Jan 2007

You know your getting old when you start having dry dreams and wet farts, and the names in your little black book are mostly doctors. wink

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27 Jan 2007

Yeah, sounds good. :thumbup:
So who's a good organiser then?

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25 Jan 2007

Quote by dambuster
Is that like See you last Tuesday ?
:giggle:

:) :)
But will our months be safe? Or will they be renamed like Octember, Septober, Junely?
Think i've been 3d'd. confused

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24 Jan 2007

Quote by blonde
She's gone to bluddy India now! :x :x :x :x :x :x
For goodness sake!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Yeah, she has apparently decided to change her name and adopt the muslim faith to prove she is'nt racist.
She wants to be known as ''Yaffat Fooka''.

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21 Jan 2007

Can 'Shoogle' please advise on what to do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant confused

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21 Jan 2007

Hate that 'ugly' word. sad

We would only class someone unattractive to us and certainly would'nt play with them if......
There dentist treats them by mail order....or
The Elephant Man would pay to see them......or
There pillows cry at night......and
If you look up 'ugly' in the dictionary...... theres a picture of them.
wink

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20 Jan 2007

Quote by kc
Hi, My advise would be. Forget the drink it will all end in tears, Have a cup of Tea and then say Lets get Naked.... Works for Me

Ah! Tea, the elixor of life and the answer to where I've been going wrong! confused

Thanks mate :thumbup:

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20 Jan 2007

Quote by felixx1416
What really happened to Elvis?
He died.
:P

what do you think he would be doing now if he was alive confused

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Probably trying to scratch and claw his way out. wink

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19 Jan 2007

Quote by naughtynymphos1
wouldn't bother me at all, infact i'd even ask them to pass some bog roll under :lol2:

What if they said no? :twisted:

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19 Jan 2007

Quote by naughtynymphos1
wouldn't bother me at all, infact i'd even ask them to pass some bog roll under :lol2:

So basically what your saying is "You could'nt give a shit" :shock:

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19 Jan 2007

Quote by freimation
i was an extra for thunderbirds in my younger days.

Yeah! But look what happened to them!
They melted mate wink

Thunderbirds are go. lol

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19 Jan 2007

Just checked out your profile and pics and to be honest, you look like your made of plastic. Nice pic yes, but very plasticcy.
Are you really a blow up doll and having us all on? confused

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19 Jan 2007

Quote by swing_fun_cpl
But then saying that i am far more reserved when it comes to going no2 not sure why,just am.
Nicky

Not sure why?
Would'nt have anything to do with the pharffs, the splatts and the 'having to flush 3 times would it? redface

Oh! and the pong. wink

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19 Jan 2007

I'm 6'4'', around 13 stone, slim but toned.
Some larger proportioned people may think i'm 'skinny', some may not.
Some smaller proportioned people may think i'm 'large', some may not.
To put it in simple terms, if it takes you two trips to get through a revolving door, then your FAT! wink

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17 Jan 2007

851 & 814 :shock:
Erotic is using a feather.
Kinky is using the whole chicken. :twisted:

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17 Jan 2007

Have you got your own personal postcode?
No!
Then you aint fat. wink

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15 Jan 2007

Kellogs, Heinz, Yorkshire Teabags, Tissimol Coffee, these are just a few of the must have 'no compromise' products on our shopping list.
However, when it comes prunes, any make or label will give you a good run for your money.

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15 Jan 2007

Going......... Going.........Gone!
Goodbye Charlie wave

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14 Jan 2007

When you quit smoking you'll feel better, smell better, and its a lot safer to drink out of the old beer cans lying around the house.

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11 Jan 2007

I've managed to stop smoking thanks to those special patches you can buy.
I stuck one over each of my eyes. Now I cant find my fags.

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10 Jan 2007

That you forgot what you were going to say!

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5 Jan 2007

Quote by mazandden
Does anyone like them???
We are watching 'Hostel' at the moment - it's horrendous! I've come on here to distract myself, but I still feel sick to the bone!
Den, on the other hand, appears to be loving it!
I'm still part glued to it - is that the appeal??? Some horrors I quite like, has anyone else seen hostel???
m xxx

Personally, they dont do it for me, and I cant understand what the appeal is when all you have to look forward to, is to piss or shit your pants, or spew that chicken balti all over the poor bastard who's sitting in front of you. Maybe its some kind of fetish! wink

Oh, and btw, I know, I was that 'poor bastard'. :shock:

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5 Jan 2007

Name Saddam Hussein
Username DICK_tator
Status I 'swing' alone
Looking for The bastard who pulled my lever
Activities Exhibitionism, Being Video'd
Profile Dominant, Have a fully equipped torture chamber if your into that
ps. Feeling stiff, anyone good at neck massage?

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4 Jan 2007

Name: Zac Dingle
Username: Dingley Dangley
Status: With Lisa
Looking for: The next free pint
Activities: Pussy Poacher, Fun in the Forest.
Profile: Can travel and accommodate as have passion "shagging wagon''.

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1 Jan 2007

Oooooh!!......Just got up and in need of 'hair of the dog'.
Hope you all have a happy and healthy 2007.
:cheers:

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29 Dec 2006

Quote by Mallock2006
no i'm curious now, what does mallock mean!

I know ner ner :bounce: :haha:
and i'm really sorry mallock but i really detest them sad

Why

The las time i saw them which was the late 90's early 2000 they was ugly really ugly
And there was very little of them which made it very boring around certian well know place near a very well know airport in the east of midland with out giving it away to much lol

They havent changed much since their inception really but then thats the attraction of them to many........Grass roots and all that wink

Are they magic mushrooms? :lol:

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29 Dec 2006

Quote by Mallock2006
MALLCOCK dont spoile it, the nght has aged a bit, it is still young at 15

Firstly the name isMallock
Secondly I think you meanspoil
Thirdly WTF are you on about dunno

WTF are you on? sounds more like it.

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