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ambervixen
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 45
England
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Sexlightened
Not helpful you're too far away, sigh, but the thought is there...
Sexlightened
I thought this was stickied.... for a geek this is embarassing!
BUMP A xxx
BUMP A xxx
Sexlightened
1. Marquis de Sade
2. Primo Levi
3. Phaedrus (from Plato) for erudite optimism
4. TS Elliot
Keeping order - Pacman, he eats you if you don't answer
Edited once, forgot how to spell
2. Primo Levi
3. Phaedrus (from Plato) for erudite optimism
4. TS Elliot
Keeping order - Pacman, he eats you if you don't answer
Edited once, forgot how to spell
Sexlightened
This is my favourite from today, check out my profile, and actually my eyes are grey, in my photos they are photo shopped out with large startling neon blobs... ahem
morning amber wow you got blue eyes may l ask which part of the uk you are
morning amber wow you got blue eyes may l ask which part of the uk you are
Sexlightened
Ruddy dongle!
Amber seeks intelligent and fun play mate m/f/mm/ff etc all good!!
Tempt me out (not looking likely!)
AV x
Amber seeks intelligent and fun play mate m/f/mm/ff etc all good!!
Tempt me out (not looking likely!)
AV x
Sexlightened
Ok I know I can be indiscriminate what with my flirting and all, but REALLY:
HI AMBER,
I HOPE YOU ARE WELL,YOU ARE A SEXY ONE,
LOVE TO TEASE AND SEDUCE YOU
HE as the male part of a couple met me about 3 weeks ago, they were lovely, but I thought I might have been a bit much for her first time with a girl since teenage years (why me ffs) rolled with it all was ok.
To not even remember me is a slap in the face with a wet fish, GOD, I need to do something if past meets can't even distinguish my name
HARUMPH AV
HI AMBER,
I HOPE YOU ARE WELL,YOU ARE A SEXY ONE,
LOVE TO TEASE AND SEDUCE YOU
HE as the male part of a couple met me about 3 weeks ago, they were lovely, but I thought I might have been a bit much for her first time with a girl since teenage years (why me ffs) rolled with it all was ok.
To not even remember me is a slap in the face with a wet fish, GOD, I need to do something if past meets can't even distinguish my name
HARUMPH AV
Sexlightened
If I'm having a meet then my preference is for there to be penetrative sex if everyone is interested, and if it's a guy, with a girl then it's also pleasant when that happens!
I don't think that it's completely necessary for there to be fun, I've met some gentlemen that have had difficulties for various reasons with reaching that point of firmness, and I've always been discreet.
There are ladies who do not want to be handled in such a way either (so to speak).
If I meet I like to be penetrated, if for any reason it doesn't happen then there's no point in worrying about it, there is always a second chance and there are other things to do!
Not sure I actually answered that...
Feckity Fuck....
I don't think that it's completely necessary for there to be fun, I've met some gentlemen that have had difficulties for various reasons with reaching that point of firmness, and I've always been discreet.
There are ladies who do not want to be handled in such a way either (so to speak).
If I meet I like to be penetrated, if for any reason it doesn't happen then there's no point in worrying about it, there is always a second chance and there are other things to do!
Not sure I actually answered that...
Feckity Fuck....
Sexlightened
Hi TLIAM,
I'd be happy to open a London social chatroom and will do once the dongle is back online (on T-mobile and limited between 4pm and 12 midnight.
Also happy to answer any questions here or via PM.
I think something relaxed and easygoing would be a nice thing to do, either in an open bar in central london or in a private room if there are enough people, maybe try this one first and then if it's successful organise a private room for a second one?
I just think it would be nice for people to get together and to say hello, given that this sort of thing doesn't seem to happen much in London.
Amber xxx
PS - Please send me a brief PM with munch in the title if you want to be added to the list.
A x
I'd be happy to open a London social chatroom and will do once the dongle is back online (on T-mobile and limited between 4pm and 12 midnight.
Also happy to answer any questions here or via PM.
I think something relaxed and easygoing would be a nice thing to do, either in an open bar in central london or in a private room if there are enough people, maybe try this one first and then if it's successful organise a private room for a second one?
I just think it would be nice for people to get together and to say hello, given that this sort of thing doesn't seem to happen much in London.
Amber xxx
PS - Please send me a brief PM with munch in the title if you want to be added to the list.
A x
Sexlightened
hye loverd, thou here my bone
thjat madest middelerd and mone,
and man of mirthes minne
trusty king and trewe in trone
that thou be with me saughte sone
sooile me of sinne
fol ich was in folies fayn,
in lithere lastes i am lain
that maketh myn thriftres thinne
that semly sawes was wont to sain
nou is marred al my main
away is al my winnne
thjat madest middelerd and mone,
and man of mirthes minne
trusty king and trewe in trone
that thou be with me saughte sone
sooile me of sinne
fol ich was in folies fayn,
in lithere lastes i am lain
that maketh myn thriftres thinne
that semly sawes was wont to sain
nou is marred al my main
away is al my winnne
Sexlightened
Hi All,
I think that it's about time that those of us inhabiting the fairer softer southern climate got together to say hello!!
I'm greedy and I'm doing it on BOTH days, come on, MWA HA HA HA
Evil amber opens pandoras box for TWO days.
Come along and have fun tell me which date!!!
AMBER AND EVIL MISTRESS MWA HA HAH MA MA MA MMA
This is open to all, my plan is to get everyone together, open some wine and then we have a chance to put faces to names etc. I've lived in London for 8 years so if you need advice on transport or hotels please let me know.
If you'd like to attend please PM me with the title 'munch' and I'll add you to the list.
ATTENDING:
Ambervixen :evil2:
XJames
Derek
Lipsav
Indeed
GangsterofLove
Skinyr
Addiction
Chocco
Lildude
Huck
Harrovian
Starfishpop
Londonguy
4wheeldrive
Male225
MeetLondon2004
MissSaraSmiler
Andynotts (Saturday)
Politegent79 (t or s)
Tentative:
Chafford Male
Essex34M
S1thisexist
Brucie
UKcompo
Aladdin
(I think that's everyone! - let me know if either or both - one hoopes - days work for you and I'll update the list - what fun - so excited this seems to be working!!!
The event will be in a central London bar, probably either Victoria or Kings Cross for ease of access, but I'm flexible on venue.
YEAH - this is fun!!!! Amber xxx
Hopefully others would like to come along!
Happy hunting Amber xxxx
I think that it's about time that those of us inhabiting the fairer softer southern climate got together to say hello!!
I'm greedy and I'm doing it on BOTH days, come on, MWA HA HA HA
Evil amber opens pandoras box for TWO days.
Come along and have fun tell me which date!!!
AMBER AND EVIL MISTRESS MWA HA HAH MA MA MA MMA
This is open to all, my plan is to get everyone together, open some wine and then we have a chance to put faces to names etc. I've lived in London for 8 years so if you need advice on transport or hotels please let me know.
If you'd like to attend please PM me with the title 'munch' and I'll add you to the list.
ATTENDING:
Ambervixen :evil2:
XJames
Derek
Lipsav
Indeed
GangsterofLove
Skinyr
Addiction
Chocco
Lildude
Huck
Harrovian
Starfishpop
Londonguy
4wheeldrive
Male225
MeetLondon2004
MissSaraSmiler
Andynotts (Saturday)
Politegent79 (t or s)
Tentative:
Chafford Male
Essex34M
S1thisexist
Brucie
UKcompo
Aladdin
(I think that's everyone! - let me know if either or both - one hoopes - days work for you and I'll update the list - what fun - so excited this seems to be working!!!
The event will be in a central London bar, probably either Victoria or Kings Cross for ease of access, but I'm flexible on venue.
YEAH - this is fun!!!! Amber xxx
Hopefully others would like to come along!
Happy hunting Amber xxxx
Sexlightened
My current favourites from this weekend:
1. Why is your handbag on your cooker (late night last night) I was stripping at the time, clearly not very convincingly!
2. Whilst sitting in my garden - are you in jail?
Genius!
1. Why is your handbag on your cooker (late night last night) I was stripping at the time, clearly not very convincingly!
2. Whilst sitting in my garden - are you in jail?
Genius!
Sexlightened
I'd rather like a red catsuit, maybe rubber would be better than pvc as pvc renders you rather perspiring! Not sure about being tied to a tree though, that would take a bit of convincing!
Sexlightened
I thought it was a bit pointless to start with but actually it was a good idea.
What gives? Is it gone? Is it disabled? Is my laptop disabled?
A ?:doh:
What gives? Is it gone? Is it disabled? Is my laptop disabled?
A ?:doh:
Sexlightened
Hello There!
Well as the subject says I am planning to maximise every minute of this long weekend to have as much filthy fun as I possibly can.
I'm hoping to go to a club I'm really fairly fluid at the moment as to what I'm doing and what will happen.
I'm training at the moment for the Great North Run so I have a lot of pent up energy to unleash1
I like to play with men, women, men and women, women and women, men and men! Etc...
So drop me a line if you'd like to help me make this a Bank Holiday to remember - please put BH in the title so I know what it's about.
I look forward to suggestions and naughtiness (Oh I'm London based and can accommodate!)
I also have an attractive assortment of male lovers in all shapes and sizes if there are any couples who want a couple to play with, and I only play with single men (as a couple) that I have established friendships with.
Amber x
Well as the subject says I am planning to maximise every minute of this long weekend to have as much filthy fun as I possibly can.
I'm hoping to go to a club I'm really fairly fluid at the moment as to what I'm doing and what will happen.
I'm training at the moment for the Great North Run so I have a lot of pent up energy to unleash1
I like to play with men, women, men and women, women and women, men and men! Etc...
So drop me a line if you'd like to help me make this a Bank Holiday to remember - please put BH in the title so I know what it's about.
I look forward to suggestions and naughtiness (Oh I'm London based and can accommodate!)
I also have an attractive assortment of male lovers in all shapes and sizes if there are any couples who want a couple to play with, and I only play with single men (as a couple) that I have established friendships with.
Amber x
Sexlightened
Hi all,
Having a naughty weekend with my lover seaturtle and we'd like a couple to have fun with.
If in the london area and game message us we're online with my profile so come along and say hi if available.
both happy to say hi on cam, well i am at least haven't asked mr s, so if free say hi and hopefully let's have naughty fun a xxxx
Having a naughty weekend with my lover seaturtle and we'd like a couple to have fun with.
If in the london area and game message us we're online with my profile so come along and say hi if available.
both happy to say hi on cam, well i am at least haven't asked mr s, so if free say hi and hopefully let's have naughty fun a xxxx
Sexlightened
Hey
I'm going to the f club tonight, hangover subsided sufficiently, wondered if anyone else is going to be there?
A x
I'm going to the f club tonight, hangover subsided sufficiently, wondered if anyone else is going to be there?
A x
Sexlightened
Quote by Trevaunance
You are a young, attractive single female. Therefore you shouldn't have to make rules for yourself, you make them up for other people to abide by. If they don't then you brush them off straight away.
Sorry to snip, but I just wanted to comment on this point: I don't see how being a young, attractive single female has anything to do with this!
Everyone on here should have rules for themselves and, just because of age, gender or perceived attractiveness, should not expect to be exempt. Let me explain what I mean: if I don't have rules that govern my own behaviour, then how can I expect others to have rules that govern theirs?
I would not expect others to follow my rules just because I thought I was young, single or attractive.
Firstly I meant what I said. She is a young attractive and single female. If she was a fat old hairy fool like me it wouldn't change my advice. She should have her own rules and stick by them, not allow others to sway her if she isn't comfortable.
Amber might be 6 tonne, have a very long grey nose, two big pointy teeth and four very large cankles for all I care. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that. But as I read her first post she was looking for advice on cutting down on timewasters and therefore I have given advice that has worked for us.
Ugly pig or Miss England the advice is still the same, but from my perspective a bit of positive re-enforcement for Amber is not a bad thing. If you don't agree with my description of her then that is totally up to you as it's your perspective.
Finally you seem to have misunderstood the context of my written prose. By looking at what she wants, only asking for that and sticking to her own rules on other people can she actually get what she wants, namely 'to get rid of the timewasters'.
Why waste time on something you don't want?
Sexlightened
Not at all,
All part of the learning, you can't proscribe!
They are my paramaters and mine alone, but I guess the first bit was how to go about a sesnsible way of meeting people, it's a common thread amongst friends of mine, how do you do the 'spontaneous' WOW this is hot meet, and how do you 'cultivate' something more...
The answer is, you can't, it's pot luck, it's chemistry and that something random we can't put our finger(s) on.
Also, Amber is very direct / bossy when she is not intending to be! Amber is learning
xx
All part of the learning, you can't proscribe!
They are my paramaters and mine alone, but I guess the first bit was how to go about a sesnsible way of meeting people, it's a common thread amongst friends of mine, how do you do the 'spontaneous' WOW this is hot meet, and how do you 'cultivate' something more...
The answer is, you can't, it's pot luck, it's chemistry and that something random we can't put our finger(s) on.
Also, Amber is very direct / bossy when she is not intending to be! Amber is learning
xx
Sexlightened
Quote by Freckledbird
Hi All,
I have decided to take a bit of a break from actively meeting people from this site for a while, though as the libidinous creature that I am I don't know how long that will last.
If you've just decided to take a break from meeting people, why are you writing rules for arranging meets?
Because it's a break, not a 'I never want to meet someone' I'm asking for help??
Guidance and ideas...
Especially as, on another thread, Amber has stated that she's 'outta here' on the 26th
Sexlightened
I was asking for advice and ideas, I am taking a leave of absence, but I don't want to 'leave', there was a thread that said that in 'anger', I'm looking for advice and tips, please? I was getting disappointed, I'm not alone, I was wondering where might be going wrong, these are rules for Amber, not rules for general playing!
I had a regular lover from the site over tonight and he also get's random emails, pointless things... I'm just trying to see where I might improve, where I might get better at this.
The gist of this is that despite writing a detailed profile and going through what I think are respectful and discretionary / friendly routes, i.e. trying to respond to all emails, trying to be safe, I still make mistakes.
I try to be polite, and I know that we all get time wasters, and I'm trying to cut them out.
Just because I'm single and bi and 'attractive' thank you by the way, doesn't mean that I can't make mistakes or learn how to go about the whole thing in a better manner?
Amnber
I had a regular lover from the site over tonight and he also get's random emails, pointless things... I'm just trying to see where I might improve, where I might get better at this.
The gist of this is that despite writing a detailed profile and going through what I think are respectful and discretionary / friendly routes, i.e. trying to respond to all emails, trying to be safe, I still make mistakes.
I try to be polite, and I know that we all get time wasters, and I'm trying to cut them out.
Just because I'm single and bi and 'attractive' thank you by the way, doesn't mean that I can't make mistakes or learn how to go about the whole thing in a better manner?
Amnber
Sexlightened
I expect a guy to put the same amount of effort into grooming that I do, and I don't just mean makeup and hair etc (though that's not a problem!):
Everything scrupulously clean
Shaved is great, trimmed is fine also (dependant upon your preference - a jungle is NOT happening)
Underarm hair gone or trimmed (that's a preference, as long as you're cleanr I don't mind body hair under the arms)
Deoderant
Very clean teeth
If you go the toilet, you clean yourself, thoroughly
Nails shrot and clean and smooth
I think it's a sign of courtexy to those that you meet that the least amount of effort you can make is to be groomed, smelling nice and clean from top to bottom?
Amber
I mean, us ladies even have to shave mid wax (ouch!)
Everything scrupulously clean
Shaved is great, trimmed is fine also (dependant upon your preference - a jungle is NOT happening)
Underarm hair gone or trimmed (that's a preference, as long as you're cleanr I don't mind body hair under the arms)
Deoderant
Very clean teeth
If you go the toilet, you clean yourself, thoroughly
Nails shrot and clean and smooth
I think it's a sign of courtexy to those that you meet that the least amount of effort you can make is to be groomed, smelling nice and clean from top to bottom?
Amber
I mean, us ladies even have to shave mid wax (ouch!)
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