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Quote by garden
No you're far from past it.
Fill your aged boots, m8y, and enjoy.
But don't get too excited about the webcam thing.
I've had 3 pms today from chaps wanting to show me their todgers.
It gets VERY dull.

HEY Garden... wanna see my todger lol *Ducks and runs................................*
Quote by weejock
Hi I am new to this but here goes I have just turned 50 and am looking to explore everything to do all the things that I am told I should not I would like to meet anyone for fun with my web cam and e mail chat anything goes

You're far from past it kid lol I'm 57 and still manage the lot when she wants it, and she's 12 yrs younger than me wink You're only as old as the woman you feel :lol: Any girl of about 18 want a touch up??
Quote by little gem
Would you be as delighted if they told you were too old though Ice?
I know I'd feel more paranoid about being told I was too old than too young.

You get used to it after a while love, and then like me you start telling people you're too old before they have chance to say it lol
Quote by jiggle
I was surfing a Web site i use. for when i'm trying to decifer Technical jargon. and i came across this one.
I think you'll all agree this version is not as fun (so i've heard :angel:
gang bang
The use of large numbers of loosely coupled programmers in an attempt to wedge a great many features into a product in a short time. Though there have been memorable gang bangs (e.g. that over-the-weekend assembler port mentioned in Steven Levy's "Hackers"), most are perpetrated by large companies trying to meet deadlines; the inevitable result is enormous buggy masses of code entirely lacking in orthogonality. When market-driven managers make a list of all the features the competition has and assign one programmer to implement each, the probability of maintaining a coherent (or even functional) design goes infinitesimal.

Oh... that's what she gets up to, I often wondered when she says, "I'm off out for a gangbang darling".
Quote by Nicole-tv
Hi All
I've decided to jump aboard the good ship SH in search of new adventures and new friends. The forums look like a fun place to drop anchor so i thought it best to start with a brief 'hello' before i start mingling (for the visually impaired, thats MINGLING..... not MINGING) biggrin
Nicole

Lo Nicole, welcome... love the Av very sensual.
Wife chose it for me, must be some boyfriend or other rolleyes This is the only site I use it on, I didn't want to use my real handle here, the one I use on a dozen other sites like.
Quote by DreamerHelen
I'm friendly and kinky!!! LoL.......now where are all my PM's? :twisted:
Welcome Yosho......hope you join in the madness and have fun....

Scurries off to write a kinky PM :twisted:
Lo mate, welcome... pull up a discarded newbie and take a seat.
Quote by slackalice
hi am am new here never used a chat room or forum b4 so please be gentle with me
i am a female newly divorced and looking to make freinds

Lo Slack, nice to meet you... I'll be your friend :twisted: lol
PS: I've got a story using your nick published on another site, don't know as you'd approve of the genre and content though :lol:
Welcome to the madhouse mate lol If you find any friendly kinky birds here, save one for me :twisted:
Quote by PoloLady
You know the tune.....
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday dear polo
Happy birthday to me
rolleyes

Happy birthday love, and many of them to come cool
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Yeh!! Give the bloke a chance!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

For all we know his son could be 19 .............................................. and his wife gets sex EVERY night!!!! confused :? :? :? :? :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Taxi for Bilko!! bolt

:shock: :shock: :shock: You mean there's something wrong with a woman sleeping with her late teen son Sarge... Oh my God!! I need a word with those two later :twisted:
Listen to the good folks Garreth, they've all just about covered it, talk to the lady, and do your bit with the babbie. If you want to preserve your marriage don't do the illicit nookie thing. wink
I'm the only gay in this thread.
Lesbo Spackers. (or whatever it is he-she says)
Hmmm... must be our postman thinking of a wife... he can't spell either, he delivers enough letters to the wrong house anyway.
And a good time was had by all, nice one, seems like a fun get together.
My face is already there in the avatar, slightly diguised of course, I don't always have a parrot on my shoulder, he has to sleep some time, and I suppose a bit screwed up lighting the fag, but that is me, I've nothing to hide.
Quote by el'grecco
77 views, and only 4 replies.
:shock: lol

Six lol Lo mate.
Quote by Rainbows
I thought lincskate was a girl too
A girl called Lin who skates

Quote by lincskate
Men - I'm not female - and my names not Kate - !!

I was just wondering why only men were allowed to know this fact dunno
Dunno but it pissed me off, I wanted to shag him.
Firefox is a good and quick browser, got it on the system... but a better one in my POV although a tad slower, is Avant, (another free download) it seems to have more features than Firefox and IE put together... selective pop-up blockers, multi page, full screen, you name it, it's got it... and it aint nothing to do with MS.
Quote by fpfun
Newbie here, just wondered as had well over 90% being timewasters! mad

Depends on what you mean by time wasters, if you think every person you contact is going to jump in bed with you 10 minutes later, you're going to meet a lot more friend.
On the other hand if you're being led up the garden path and left waiting somewhere for someone who promised to turn up but didn't, then I'm afraid that's all par for the course.
This is the wrong board to be ranting on anyway, I was under the impression, this board is for general chit-chat.
Mornin Rox, welcome to the fun-house... I've a feeling your PM box is going to be quite full later lol
Right must go I have a PM to write wink
Quote by chick0074

i have to admit i've never actually done it with six at a time, just visualised it in the planning stages wink it's getting six guys who can last long enough to get the job going, at least two are bound to cum all over the floor with excitement trying to get in position. :twisted: no four's the most i recall being done by at once, and that was two holes and two hands.

That is why I always advise to vet the guys first for a gangbang, use guys you have been with before and know they are reliable - they will turn up, can get it up and keep it up.
I did a gangbang once where one of the guys waiting got so excited he squirted just watching the action, so he eliminated himself. Then the next guy couldn't get it up.
What was supposed to be a 5 guy gangbang ended up reduced to just me and 3 guys, one of whom was my husband (and as always he was the best).
So as with all things Proper Prior Planning Prevents Poor Performance.
Or something like that.
Rachel
:wink:
Shit when that happens isn't it dear, all keyed up for a good long session and the performers start dropping out half way through. I can never understand how a guy can't get it up in the company of a hot horny lady waiting to be taken, hell's bells I'm up again seconds after I've cum in such hot situations. Must be a nervous thing I suppose, fear of underperformance causing a guy to underperform.
Quote by lorrilove
i got to agree with everyone else honey, the degree of swing is up to the individual's concerned, there aint no laid down rules and regulations... just a tender kiss with another guy and with hubby's permission can be swing, if hubby's getting his rocks on over it, same for the wife seeing hubby snogg some bird with wet pants over it... you don't have to roar about naked shagging like bunnies with any guy or gal in the room to be a swinger... and take this from a gal who's been at it for 24 years honey, i should bloody know by now what's what.
i think this guy or whatever who wrote you is a freekin chancer, probably never shagged anything but his hand in his life.

Listen to the lady, she knows biggrin Lo Lorrilove you made it then, I told you you'd soon find something of interest here didn't I, welcome sweet lady. I see you've almost got your tits out already :twisted:
Quote by anais
I can relate to that one Arkan lol
I have more problems with my darlings now than I did when they were littleuns!
xanaisx

What makes it worse anais... our other boy (19 yr old) and our daughter (13 yr old) fight like cat and dog, (she always wins), and the oldest winds the buggers up to it. biggrin
And what really puts the top hat on it, I'm 57 in two days time, and I'm getting too bloody old for it... Perils of marrying a girl 10 yrs younger than me... that however has its up side as well :twisted:
We've got a 21 yr old who acts like a bloody 10 yr old... when he was 10 he couldn't wait to grow up... All part of the fun dear.
Hi sparkycpl enjoy your stay and have fun, nothing more to say the others have said it all... Don't forget to advertise on here though detailing your needs.
Got one this morning on mail... I replied to it though, well I thought it my duty to support the effort.
I just wrote F**k off you low life shite, and sent it in reply.
I've never found the need or will to pay for sexual favour or pleasure directly love... I spent a freeking fortune on booze, meals, and presents to get my end away though... Could be that your method is cheaper lol