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banlwales
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
Straight Female, 60
0 miles · Caerphilly
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Master of Sex
Quote by jaymar
I have a Geordie friend who calls it her "tuppence"... I kinda like that! :smile:
I'm not a fan of the "see you next tuesday" word either, I don't mind pussy (perhaps cause it's soft and furry and stroke it right and it makes you purr?!)
I have a tendency to call it my "flower" but I guess that's from childhood when I got the birds and the bees chat!
lol yes, I've heard that one! we also use "foof" :happy:
Isn't "foo foo" from an old Ben Elton sketch on this very subject.
Master of Sex
Quote by Drewxcore
I've always thought desert island discs was a stupid program/.....if you crash land on a desert island what are the chances that the grammar phone player you have with you will survive the crash? second to none....the programs been going years! it doesnt work
I've a sneaky feeling that the programme shouldn't be taken too literally. The concept that the guest is abandoned on a desert island is reasonably sound. It is pure conjecture whether they survived a plummeting hell of aviation fuel and screaming passengers or whether they casually drifted ashore aboard a piece of suitable flotsam.
We are quite happy in the knolwedge that they are ashore, haven't resorted to eating those that didn't survive (I assume) and have with them the means to enjoy their somewhat interesting choice in music.
I find it comforting that they've been provided with ample kindling in the form of the obligatory reading matter provided.
Master of Sex
well..
if, as you say, the motorcar is an extension of man and you need at least 3, i'd respectfully suggest some sort of psychiatric help is in order.
why no go for summat small, practical, comfortable and fast thereby saving all that insurance and road tax...?
you know it makes sense.
if, as you say, the motorcar is an extension of man and you need at least 3, i'd respectfully suggest some sort of psychiatric help is in order.
why no go for summat small, practical, comfortable and fast thereby saving all that insurance and road tax...?
you know it makes sense.
Master of Sex
just to do the geeky thing.....
these are all abbreviations.
simple abbreviations are just that, GPO, RAC, IBM etc
acronyms form a word, POLO, NATO etc
contractions are an abbreviation that has been squeezed, Mr, can't etc
things like KISS keep it simple stupid, are both a mnemonic and an acronym.
ROYGBIV for the rainbow colours is just a mnemonic.
going back to sleep now....zzzz
these are all abbreviations.
simple abbreviations are just that, GPO, RAC, IBM etc
acronyms form a word, POLO, NATO etc
contractions are an abbreviation that has been squeezed, Mr, can't etc
things like KISS keep it simple stupid, are both a mnemonic and an acronym.
ROYGBIV for the rainbow colours is just a mnemonic.
going back to sleep now....zzzz
Master of Sex
are there adverts out there specifying a minimum penis size..?
modern girls huh..?
I understand that this is the tried and tested technique....
1. measure from nape of neck, around arse, to penis...flaccid is fine.
2. add any number you fancy to the above measurement.
3. throw away result.
4. decide on a size of 9" plus.
5. photograph penis.
6. use photoshop to create blurry 9" plus penis..alternatively steal random knob shot off internet.
7. create user id from a random combination of the following selections; big, 9inch, girth, 4U, 69, vvwe, massive, cum, kok, cock, nob, guy
8. enter chat
9. click on every cam 'til you find a pleasing image.
10. wank furiously preferably showing your own cam.
11. include your beer gut in the frame.
12. DO NOT speak in the chatroom.
13. don't ruin it by having an erection.
i hope i haven't let too many secrets out there.
totally numbed from recent chatroom visits....sorry
modern girls huh..?
I understand that this is the tried and tested technique....
1. measure from nape of neck, around arse, to penis...flaccid is fine.
2. add any number you fancy to the above measurement.
3. throw away result.
4. decide on a size of 9" plus.
5. photograph penis.
6. use photoshop to create blurry 9" plus penis..alternatively steal random knob shot off internet.
7. create user id from a random combination of the following selections; big, 9inch, girth, 4U, 69, vvwe, massive, cum, kok, cock, nob, guy
8. enter chat
9. click on every cam 'til you find a pleasing image.
10. wank furiously preferably showing your own cam.
11. include your beer gut in the frame.
12. DO NOT speak in the chatroom.
13. don't ruin it by having an erection.
i hope i haven't let too many secrets out there.
totally numbed from recent chatroom visits....sorry
Master of Sex
Quote by sheddy
hiya all anybody no the street wher it is in cardiff?? many thanks
The cheeky fooker has hidden his msn addy in his profile text :shock:
I said the cheeky fooker has hidden his msn addy in his profile text :twisted: :twisted:
oh yeah, it's just like the da vinci code here.
well we DO know the street in question but, for the sake of your well being, we're not gonna tell you.
Master of Sex
Quote by sheddy
I should take it back,but i cant find the receipt
You don't need a receipt for faulty goods no matter what they tell you
Be brave walk in tot he shop with it in your hand then in the style of the dead parrot sketch just wave it in the assistents face and bag it on the counter proclaiming it a dead vibrator
then again, would the shopkeeper be brave enough to say no to someone who'd just slapped a dead vibrator on the counter, or perhaps even indicate that it was simply "pining for the fjords"..?
