Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
bollocks
Over 90 days ago
Male

Forum

Quote by uhuru
It shouldn't be here but it is. I don't like it any more than you. In 1837 when registrations of birth became compulsory people didn't like it and tried to avoid it. Now we accept it as the norm. My point is that we still have a choice in using electronic means. I don't have to use my mobile phone or my PC. I don't have to use cash machines or any other electronic finance. I could disappear into oblivion if I choose to, as could anyone else.
I prefer not to use these things but I don't believe electronic means of dealing with finance have suddenly introduced Big Brother to the world. The authorities have been following and checking up on us for years. Birth certificates, National Insurance numbers, National health numbers. Electoral role, etc etc. Believe me, it's far easier than you think to trace a person, without using computers or electronics of any kind.

I like the way you claim you can vanish into thin air than go on to explain how it is far easier to trace without elecronic aids, yeah that must be way the CIA et al DONT use satellites and other electronic surveillence equipment via a network that DARPA call the Matrix, seriously Google it if you doubt me
Birth registrations (and all of the other examples) were not popular BUT WERE INTRODUCED ANYWAY as is integration into the EU (and soon to be NAFTA block) but nonetheless these things happened, my point exactly, and who benefitted outside of multinational globalism?, now what do we have? forced removal of blood samples from newborns in some countries for fuck all reason and even greater centralised government, great!
We dont actually have a choice at all at the more fundamental level that this stuff is phased in, when was the last time you tried getting gold instead of electronic money or the equally worthless bank notes (which are being phased out and when they were first introduced were met with protest that had to be quashed with the legal tender act) from the bank?, when was the last time you tried buying online with cash?, oh yeah you cant
No, you do not decide to subscribe to the methods of payment you use, you do however have a limited group of payment methods presented to you from which you can choose (not the same thing) thus implanting a feeling of choice where in reality there is none, true alice in wonderland stuff
Even if the points you made about conveinience were true that doesnt change the fact that there is no restriction, no regulation on governments having greater powers by using these electronic methods to spy on us, and to compound this these spying powers are increased after every terroisrt attack, attacks of which seem to benefit the same people whom push onto us the electronic society (the politicians, microchip companies etc), but hey it is all one big coincidence I suppose?
Of course it isnt, all of the avenues needed to get us to the final place that is 'the electronic slave society' are owned by the same people, whether the media (whatever side of the false left/right paradigm the sit) whom tell you this stuff will be good for your convenience, whether the politicians(same false left/right paradigm) whom start wars or the companies whom sell the weapons (Carlysle Group) or the companies that clean up (halliburton) after the war and not to mention the companies that benifit after the war has ended with industrial programs (the big pipeline from afghanistan to the caspian sea should give you a clue) all of the above are controlled by the same forces
Coincidence though?, and what does it matter as long as you can order a pizza online?
Anyone ever see this?, its very funny...a rude episode of rainbow lol
Quote by neilinleeds
ooooooooooooooooooh Im in heaven at last I can play space invaders again biggrin
thank you so much babes kiss
off to play some more of my old atari favourites
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

aaahhhh nostalgia! love it! :D i mean what's that Halo 2 all about eh? ;)
well if it's atari you want?
you could try here . . . .
and
or amiga here . . .

or all those arcade favs here . . .

get all the ole games offline without all that flash and shockwave damn i need broadband for this eh? malarkey.. :D
/off to play Lemmings and Donkey Kong for a bit . . . .
n x x x ;)
Neil I downloaded the MAME32 emulator a few months back, I have a few games for it and it is the balls
However I cant remeber the adyy for the games site, do you have one at all?
I fancy a game of yie ar kung fu as well as some others lol
Quote by Ice Pie
GOLF i got round in 41 worship
great site thanks :thumbup: takes me back to the 80s :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Woohoooo!!!

;)
How the fuck did you get past the last hole without going over 48?, jammy fucker lol, took me 56 to do it
Pissing helicopter game, I just cant stop playing lol
Quote by flapjackboy
I'm pretty sure there's more nutritional value in the pot than there is in the contents...
Nasty, horrible things. Much rather rustle up something myself.

I agree, bloody horrible things!
Late night cheese on toast or a leftover roast beats the balls of off Pot Noodle!
Quote by freckledbird
Thing is, you're over reacting and I don't think people actually worry that much, see?
This isn't a political forum and this is getting a bit heavy, don't you think?
Jags gave a friendly warning to people to be wary of a dodgy 'ebay' scam, that's all. Chill. lol

Heavy, not really, its the cafe forum and I from what I have read there would sem to be more than a few guys here into this stuff
Frecklebird, which part of is overreacting?, which part is NOT happening right now? which part dosent have statements from politicians and CEOs of tech companies to back my previous posts up?
Overreacting?, yeah like boming the crap out of fuck nows how many afghans/iraqis with fuck all evidence was overreacting maybe? (same people behind the RFID chips/electronic society with the same motivation for invading central asia before you ask 'what that has to do with anything'), but hey who cares that was several years ago right?, I agree with you lets move on biggrin
Yeah, chill :lol:
I am actually off to bake a sponge in a moment (victoria sponge with blackcurrant jam), that may help :D
Quote by uhuru
I've never felt Ebay or Paypal controlled anyone. Are we getting off topic here? I would say car registration and tax is far more of a 'big brother' issue. How long before sat nav is used to pin point your every move? Or mobile phones? It can't be far off 100% of over 18s that have one. How long before they integrate them with some kind of ID card system?
We could get scared by all this. But why? The authorities can already track us where necessary by millions of different means, whether we consider it necessary or not.

Sat Nav/GPS, mobile phones??? they are exactly what I am talking about, and it is not 'how long' (because they are already used to track criminals etc) but rather how much more invasive will it get?
Uhuru that you take an unrestricted authoritarian society as 'an acceptable norm' somewhat proves my point, it is becasue we here have never been subject to a constitutional restricting of government that we do not question when such invasive tyranny comes along, we (as you have just done) simply say 'ah fuck it, its here what can we do'?????
That is my point, why should it be here?, it shouldnt!, we the people should not allow it, simple really!
There is no historical reson for it other than social control and it amazes me the number of people whom seem keen to permit such an action when infact such a control structure under a free society should never and could never be implemented
Quote by freckledbird
Thing is, you're over reacting and I don't think people actually worry that much, see?
This isn't a political forum and this is getting a bit heavy, don't you think?
Jags gave a friendly warning to people to be wary of a dodgy 'ebay' scam, that's all. Chill. lol

Heavy, not really, its the cafe forum and I from what I have read there would sem to be more than a few guys here into this stuff
Frecklebird, which part of is overreacting?, which part is NOT happening right now? which part dosent have statements from politicians and CEOs of tech companies to back my previous posts up?
Overreacting?, yeah like boming the crap out of fuck nows how many afghans/iraqis with fuck all evidence was overreacting maybe? (same people behind the RFID chips/electronic society with the same motivation for invading central asia before you ask 'what that has to do with anything'), but hey who cares that was several years ago right?, I agree with you lets move on biggrin
Quote by rogerthedragon
Some good points and I'm not going to argue with you as you are probably right but what is the alternative - society 50 years ago was fine if you fitted in where you were but hell if like most people on here you had alternative views on things.
The electronic society allows people to do their own thing anonymously and without having to face people who will whisper and gossip. Most people worry more about their kids school teacher or their neighbour knowing their business than a faceless computer.
All things have their upsides and downsides only time will tell - maybe 2084? :shock:
Roger the Dragon cool

Rog mate, the convenience tag is merely the grease on the wheels to get it through 'it' being the plan to have each and every human tagged and bagged, the ability to know EVERYTHING you do, where you go, what you think all via RFID chips
Once the control grid is inplace then you wont be able to merely opt out it will indeed be the beast system (a term I am hesitent to use purley because it gives off a bollocks air of bible bashing which is not my thing at all), once it is in place then the ruling classes (like never before) willl be able to herd us into whatever crap they have instore for is, all thanks to us subscribing to this convenient technology
Yes it does offer convenince but it also offers unlimited control powers to whichever tyranny is in power at the time, shit soviet russia/nazi germany would have loved even one tenth of that which is on offer right here, in truth we are dealing with the same people
The point is we have politicians alot of whom have stated that even such things as free thought should be considered a privilege not a right, that how we think...human mental telemetry should be controlled, and what do we see now as per Huxleys Brave New World that depicted a society controlled by drugs programs (SOMA tablets) etc?, what do we see?? we see a society that is ever more closing down on free speech and those that oppose it are labled terrorists, those that oppose the teachings of current governemnts are labled troublemakers and targetted underthings such as the US patriot act with FBI directives such as project Megido which targets homeschoolers as terrorist groups (hey google it if you dont believe me folks) and.....those that disagree and feel depressed with such a society are forced to take drugs with names such as oooh lets see....SOMA (as per the drug mentioned earlier from Huxleys book), yes people you couldnt make this up!
It is not about convenience, that is merely the ticket on which this stuff gets sold, it is waht it allows (in terms of control) the tyranny in power do do to us
We are not talking about convenice in the same narrow context as microwaving your tea, see?
Quote by Steel
This might be the right place to post this but hey! I'm an innocent lol
Has anyone ever thought of or developed a swingers handshake... could be handy when you meet someone... just so that you know.
Just a thought :swingingchair:

Would you have to use the 'other' hand? :shock: biggrin
Uhuru I agree with you when you say its up to people to weigh up the risk etc, I weigh them up and dont use Paypal, simple lol
Oh and frecklenbird re:the microchips, if by 'perspective' you want to convince yourself something isnt happening and ongoing right now because you dont know about it then fine, it doesnt however change the fact that the plan is for the electronic society to be the standard (you can actually pay $50 to have one put in now, the company is called Applied Digital solutions and they will gladly 'give you one', Prince Charles and his lads have them)
The companies behind this technology have over the last 2 years started trying to market this stuff as 'cool' etc by targetting clubgoers at nighclubs (vip clubs) that to gain entry you have to have a microchip in your arm, again it is being sold via the 'its cool, its convienient' methodology
As for chips in your groceries etc?, well again companies from Benetton to Gillette have all started to put these things in their products, they have faced some opposition from groups but it is only a matter of time before they are in everything, it is what the multinationals want and it will happen, they have even been caught putting them in US dollars too
The sad thing is we have shelf stackers at various stores whom will be putting these products onto the shelves not realising they are actually setting themselves up to be fired...who will need shop assistants when you can just walk in, take it off the shelf and walk right out with it, the money is debitted from your bank account via the micro chip in your arm and hey presto its all great isnt it?, all 'convienient'?
On a separate note, does anyone else find it amusing that Ebay wontlet you sell used panties etc? lol :shock:
Quote by freckledbird
I only use it to pay for stuff anyway. Surely paypal can't be that bad or people would stop using it?

No, my point is that for the millions of people that use it most will not have a problem with it BUT if ever you do caught and fucked over through Paypal you should not complain about it, it is hardly a suprise and as I said whether you are a con man or the one being conned the mechanism is in pkace to allow it to happen
The scandal is no-one seems to give a fuck for doing anything about it, probably because Paypal/Ebay is more than likely being used as one of many trogan horses being used to get society accustomed to an electronic society under the guise of 'convenience'
As long as people are happy using 'electronic' currency that doesnt esixt and as long as the 'con rate' is low enough so that most people are happy with it then when the time comes that YOU are conned no-one will give a fuck and life goes on lol
The trouble will come when the people running the electrronic systems decide to con you all at the same time leavbing everyone with no money, yet at the same time you will have all of the 'convienient' micro chips in everything you have bought, probably in your arms too and as such you will instantly become a penniless slave herd, that is what the big gameplan is about, quite clever really, but then again who cares as long as you can buy a fake Von Dutch hat at a fiver from Ebay? lol
biggrin
Quote by freckledbird
I have an ebay/paypal account with my adress. They can't be blocked, or isn't that what you mean?

I mean Paypal AT ANY TIME CAN B-- LOCK YOUR ACCOUNT AND TAKE YOUR CASH
Paypal are notorius for this and have been hauled over the coal for it before with class actions in the states, quite frankly it is a huge piss take of a con
As I said, if you have any money from a transaction in your Paypal account transfer it to your 'normal' bank as soon as it reaches an amount you dont want to lose ie: for mnost of us pretty much anything over a tenner
Ultimately guys if you use Ebay/Paypal then you are setting yourself up to be conned, no ifs or buts
It is structurally set up to allow con men to seemingly operate with impunity
Whether you want to con somebody OR whether someone (a sales rival) whom regularly sells through Ebay wishes to fuck your Paypal account up thus fucking up your business..... it is TOO easy
If you want to con people use Ebay, if you want to stay safe make sure you never sends funds through Paypal unless you can afford to lose them to the conman AND INDEED never leave more than you can afford to lose in your Paypall account online, all it takes is some fucker to complain about you and Paypal will freeze your account and NEVER get back to you
Of course if you want to con people then simply use a anonymous email (not one from your service provider and NOT one from , these are blocked), a proxy account, a mailing address in bogata or someplace and your in, you can count the cash before some guy in Prague is aware its been robbed, easy peasy
Of course the above is not to be done, it is purley for information purposes to show you not what to do, it is however how scumbags would do it
Quote by MrBonjour
Thanks for the welcome everyone.
Let me explain further. I can see the pictures to the left of peoples' posts on here, but I can't see photos in the photo ads section.

a) are you clicking on an ad WITH photos? (not taking the piss it could be a simple mistake?)
b) are you on dial up?, sometimes the site can be slow to load the photos in the pop up window after clicking, this lag would be even worse on dial up
c) there is no c
Click here it is the bollocks
Allthough dont moan if you play the little 'helicopter in the caveern' game and become addicted like me, best score 1026 I think
I always forget this, ah well at least the little bedroom clock is now showing the right time after I forgot to put it an hour back in autumn lol
Quote by Nomad_Soul
Love the avatar, hate the the name.

Sounds like a good name for an album by Phil Colins
Quote by reddog
i love ant+dec but just had to watch dr who i use to love it when i was a kid.
and bollocks those top bollocks on your aviator are the dogs bollocks confused

Verily I agree sir!
Quote by rachel-lane
i know gem but come on after all these yrs they could have spent some money on it and actually made it into something special now theve scrapped garden force theres atlest 500 quid extra on special effects lol

Garden Force has been scrapped????
HOLY SHIT!!!!
Quote by VenusnMars
I can`t believe you people are actually clicking on the links :shock:
You poor damn fools :giggle:
Venusxxx

I only click them to gather examples for my 'how not to conduct yourself when online' masterclass! :shock:
Quote by mace173
got to be ant and dec for the comedy value

Comedy value?, as in 'it has got to be dr who for the shakespearean talents of Billie'?
Either way, neither for me, I am to wrapped up in BitTorrents and all of the illeagal download wonder contained therein
You have an addiction to hyperlinks then? lol
Stalkers, deaths???, I would say you have maybe earnt five mins of being self absorbed lol
If doing the naked 'typing with your nips' or whatever it was? LOL thing works for you then fuck it just do it!
I agree with the 'it is just the internet comment', I dont for the life of me see why some people have a hard on for shooting their traps off online, utters bollocks and I cannot be doing with it
Anyhoo HTML babe lol, look after yourself and lay off of the coffee after 8pm
Yo, bollocks! biggrin
Quote by naughtynymphos1
actually i wasn't going 2 bring it up but seeing as u did nomad_soul a bit of toothpaiste is great biggrin don't ask how i found that out lol

I actually heard the guy from Right Said Fred (Richard Fairbass if I recall) say that during erotic photo shoots it wasnt uncommon for the guy to put some toothpaste on the old knobend which would cause a pleasant 'warm' sensation the effect of which would be to help the guy into a semi hard on for the photo shoot
Now of course being the guy I am I thought I will try this out..... and yes it does do what was stated
With this in mind I thought well shall I give Ralgex a go?, now of course we have all seen the comedians etc doing the old gag about ralgex on the knob and how it burns etc?, well when I tried it all I can say is it was very pleasurable, warmer than the toothpaste and nicer too
It of course goes without saying if you have any broken skin down there then give it a miss but otherwise next time your sprain your ankle or something, give it a go!
BTW, it was the spray not the cream, allthough I bet the cream would not have any deleterious effects over the spray
Cheers for the welcome guys (hell, even to Kristoph, yeah it is spelt wrong but tough tits I suppose lol, serves you rightl)
Seriously I know the score here and have seen more than a few 'hi im dave and want a shag' intros ripped apart hence my lighthearted and relatively long intro
Either way I was prepared for a couple of picky bastards whom while they may have genuinely found fault (allthough they went on on to do a crap job of highlighting where any fault was? a crap job picked up on by other members lol) it is also true to state they may have simply been picky to give themselves a power kick, but of course that would NEVER happen on a message board would it? lol
'Shits and giggles', as far as I am concerned is a term that originated from the U.S and simply means 'for a laugh', if it was blantantly not to mention widely perceived to mean 'for a piss take' then (drum roll please, maybe accompanied by a choral 'no shit sherlock') it would have been dumb of me to use it wouldnt it messrs manof and kristoff?
This site seems kewl because of the many views, I even like the way the critics can fire off as they do, they are only a problem if you lack the neccessary skills to fuck them off back to their little holes, ahem lol
Once again guys cheers for the welcome
BTW, if anyone is interested in a free IPod or joining my swinging forum.......ah gotcha!, LOL
Cheers biggrin
Just a quick post that will help out those whom wish to resize and use animated GIFs as their avatars
Here is a link to a piece of software that is free to use, it doesnt have to be downloaded, you simply visit the site and resize your GIF, then you merely save the resized GIF image, easy
Here is the link

After clicking the above link you then click 'file' (up on the left) then either upload the GIF from your harddrive (click 'browse' on the right) or type in the URL of the GIF you want to resize then click 'fetch image' on the left
After you have uploaded the image it will pop up on screen and then you click 'edit' and then 'resize' and then type in the picture dimensions you want the picture to be, the picture will then reappear im its resized form and all you have to do is right click it and save it, easy!
Quote by manofmuchfun
I'm totally lighthearted and not condescending !........trust me
stick around and have fun ! ..........I do !

Me likewise, in all probablitly I wont be posting much I simply thought I would take the first step rather than wondering 'if I should?'
Hopefully it will lead somewhere
Cheers
Quote by manofmuchfun
I'll say welcome........But I dont think your being serious......still each to their own
if you stick around you may get known...........this isnt a shag site.....!
what you are refering to is spammers, in my opinion you'd be better off there
so prove us wrong ?

Hey lighten up, I have been surfing this site for months and thought I would sign up, that is all there is to it, no links to spam site on my profile (hell I havent even completed a profile yet), no bullshit lines just a lighthearted introduction
Now from that if you wish to draw whatever conclusions you so wish then fine but dont deem to think that any condescending crap you may wish to chuck will receive much attention from me
No offence but maybe you could have fleshed out your criticsm somewhat rather than be seen to be the patronising tool