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daniNmat
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 50
Straight Female, 53
0 miles · Berkshire
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Warming the Bed
"Lucky that my breasts are small & humble, So you don't confuse them with mountains"
hwoar:
Shakira
Now my breasts aren't particularly small & humble, but not so big that you'd confuse them with mountains! Do you think it loses something in translation from the original Spanish?!
hwoar: Shakira
Now my breasts aren't particularly small & humble, but not so big that you'd confuse them with mountains! Do you think it loses something in translation from the original Spanish?!
Warming the Bed
Are you the Card Holder? Yes No
If NO, do you have their permission? Yes No
Please note that if you are not the cardholder and do not have their permission your shopping bag will be emptied. If you wish to place an order and use a different method of payment or an alternative card please click on one of the departments above.
Just came across this as I was trying to complete a transaction. It strikes me that you would have to be pretty stupid to admit that you don't have the cardholder's permission - kind of like the entry forms for the USA where they ask you if you're a terrorist. How thick would you have to be a say "Yes, I'm a terrorist"?!
Warming the Bed
4 Catholic ladies are having coffee together,discussing how important their children are:
The 1st one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'"
The 2nd Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace.'"
The 3rd Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence.'"
The 4th Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The 1st three women give her a subtle "Well...?"
She replies, My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard bodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "'My God!'"
The 1st one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'"
The 2nd Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace.'"
The 3rd Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence.'"
The 4th Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The 1st three women give her a subtle "Well...?"
She replies, My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard bodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "'My God!'"
Warming the Bed
...I belong to a completely unrelated forum & SH is getting mentions on there. There's a thread about a munch, which goes on for about 20 pages & a link to here.
What is going on?
Is the whole world swinging? :swingingchair: My mum always said I was a trend setter!
D
What is going on?
Is the whole world swinging? :swingingchair: My mum always said I was a trend setter!
D
