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:rotflmao: :silly:Why demarchii?
Liked the sound of it way back when. The fully name is Portia Demarchii. Well, when I've got me dress on anyway.
Why Portia - it sounds like a car! I don't hear you cry, but I imagined it anyway.
I liked that too. But I can provide a flippant answer. (How did you know I was going to say that?)
I use the name because I am like the car. I'm sexy, I'm fast, my undercarriage has rubber on it, I growl when I am REALLY going fast, and like the car - all your mates look dead jealous when they see you riding me...
I thank you!
D
xxx
Liked the sound of it way back when. The fully name is Portia Demarchii. Well, when I've got me dress on anyway.
Why Portia - it sounds like a car! I don't hear you cry, but I imagined it anyway.
I liked that too. But I can provide a flippant answer. (How did you know I was going to say that?)
I use the name because I am like the car. I'm sexy, I'm fast, my undercarriage has rubber on it, I growl when I am REALLY going fast, and like the car - all your mates look dead jealous when they see you riding me...
I thank you!
D
xxx
I am totally with this. I do my level best only to respond to ads where I fit the criteria if at all possible. Saying that, I then find people don't write back but hey, you can't look gorgeous to everyone!
But I do get a LOT of people - especially single bi men - who get in touch with me. On occasions we get talking and it can lead to pleasant times and conversations and so on. However, most of them don't, and they do get really stroppy when they are told no to the inevitable:
Can I have your phone number/your address/my penis wedged into your rectum or whatever else it is they have interpreted 'no single males' to actually mean.
I also get a lot of stick from the same unsolicited people who get quite stroppy when I tell them that actually no, I don't DO anal sex as a receiving party. Not out of any sense of disgust (when I have been able to do so in the past I've enjoyed it) but because right now it is not POSSIBLE for me to do so for medical reasons.
I am totally stumped by precisely how an unsolicited response from a guy who is being very, very pushy can result in HIM being offended because the tranny refuses to bend over and be buggered after a 10 minute conversation.
Is it me, or am I harbouring expectations that are a little bit too high here? Is it wrong to expect people to look on me as more than just a walking hole for their shemale fantasies? Sure, I tend to be flirty but I'm not THAT bad....!
Disgruntled of Surrey, also known as
Dxxx
But I do get a LOT of people - especially single bi men - who get in touch with me. On occasions we get talking and it can lead to pleasant times and conversations and so on. However, most of them don't, and they do get really stroppy when they are told no to the inevitable:
Can I have your phone number/your address/my penis wedged into your rectum or whatever else it is they have interpreted 'no single males' to actually mean.
I also get a lot of stick from the same unsolicited people who get quite stroppy when I tell them that actually no, I don't DO anal sex as a receiving party. Not out of any sense of disgust (when I have been able to do so in the past I've enjoyed it) but because right now it is not POSSIBLE for me to do so for medical reasons.
I am totally stumped by precisely how an unsolicited response from a guy who is being very, very pushy can result in HIM being offended because the tranny refuses to bend over and be buggered after a 10 minute conversation.
Is it me, or am I harbouring expectations that are a little bit too high here? Is it wrong to expect people to look on me as more than just a walking hole for their shemale fantasies? Sure, I tend to be flirty but I'm not THAT bad....!
Disgruntled of Surrey, also known as
Dxxx
Heyhey!
There are plans afoot for a Surrey Munch. Here's the details:
Location - Dorking
Time - DAYTIME. Ideally meeting for lunch.
Venue - TBA, but the xxxxxx are brilliant. Failing that, we could try the xxxxxx are regular haunts of mine.
DATE - TBA. We'll see when is convenient. Will be midweek, not weekend.
I'm happy to organise this but must stress that I can't accomodate people, so you'll need to be local or make other arrangements for staying overnight, although at a Swinger's bash you can never be sure who'll go off with who...
If necessary I can book hotels though. There's several good ones in and around Dorking.
PM me if you're interested and I'll add you to the list. Ask any relevant questiumphs here.
D
xxx
Wny not take some time to read the site rules and policy!!
There are plans afoot for a Surrey Munch. Here's the details:
Location - Dorking
Time - DAYTIME. Ideally meeting for lunch.
Venue - TBA, but the xxxxxx are brilliant. Failing that, we could try the xxxxxx are regular haunts of mine.
DATE - TBA. We'll see when is convenient. Will be midweek, not weekend.
I'm happy to organise this but must stress that I can't accomodate people, so you'll need to be local or make other arrangements for staying overnight, although at a Swinger's bash you can never be sure who'll go off with who...
If necessary I can book hotels though. There's several good ones in and around Dorking.
PM me if you're interested and I'll add you to the list. Ask any relevant questiumphs here.
D
xxx
Wny not take some time to read the site rules and policy!!
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There are loads of sites that give you free movie downloads, but does anyone know of one for xxxx movies ???
I personally would recommend if you want that. Not a site, but peer to peer sharing. You won't have to pay a penny. Just be sure to virus scan what you find.
Hi all!
I am thinking of maybe having a trip to the Transformation Shop in Euston on a weekday very soon. I would like to go and maybe take advantage of their Changeaway service. Would anyone else be interested in accompanying me, maybe making it a girl's day out?
It would have to be a WEEKDAY and not a weekend, and I'd like to be there for mid-morning - say 10:30 at the latest.
Any TV/TS/CD etc interested, send me a PM.
Dxxx
I am thinking of maybe having a trip to the Transformation Shop in Euston on a weekday very soon. I would like to go and maybe take advantage of their Changeaway service. Would anyone else be interested in accompanying me, maybe making it a girl's day out?
It would have to be a WEEKDAY and not a weekend, and I'd like to be there for mid-morning - say 10:30 at the latest.
Any TV/TS/CD etc interested, send me a PM.
Dxxx
I have used them. And have to warn people: they may cause you to be able to re-erect faster, but they ALSO cause severe stomach irritation if the stomnach is in any way sensitive. I have a delicate stomach and I was in bloody agony ...
If you want something to keep it up, make sure you use something that doesn't incapacitate you in a different way!
Dxxx
If you want something to keep it up, make sure you use something that doesn't incapacitate you in a different way!
Dxxx
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You skipped happily over to aflecks and bought those thigh high white patent boots you have fallen in love with.
Well, that's what I'd have done. They had a brill pair a while back. Thigh high suede, 3 inch stilleto heels, in black.
The snappy part was that in about foot segnets the boots had gold zippers runing around them so you could have them as pixie boots or thigh highs or any stage in between. They looked GORGEOUS. Couldnae afford though
I'm a moral person and would have likely contacted the bank to explain the situation. Unless boots were involved...
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I'm quite partial to the biker look of long flowing hair. Really sexy guy with shiney long brown hair peeking out at you from behind his locks when at it... mmmmm
All the guys I've even been with have had some kind of facial hair so I'm not sure how it would feel to have someone silky smooth.... volunteers???
Hokay...dat's me
Dat's me f'sureWell, when I've not got it in bunches or something:D
I'll volunteer. I'm not sure I qualify as silky anything though:D
To be honest, I have found that the actual dimensions of my own member are so variable that I can't GIVE an exact figure. I've measured 6 inches and 10 inches, and almost everything in between. The longer I stay aroused, the larger it becomes.
So I can't really answer an ad with a definite statement of size. Am I the only one who experiences this? Seems perfectly normal to me!
Dxxx
So I can't really answer an ad with a definite statement of size. Am I the only one who experiences this? Seems perfectly normal to me!
Dxxx
Well, this happened to me just last night.
My partner and I had a serious discussion relating to my state of health (which is generally very poor) and she realised that she had been very unsupportive about certain issues. Much tears, much apologies and so forth. When we went our seperate ways to bed (we sleep seperately as I have very serious insomnia problems and my pacing about at night keeps her awake) I pulled back the duvet to discover a book I have wanted for ages and been unable to find. She'd bought it for some special moment and secreted it there for me to find as a gesture of love.
At that point, there was no better thing she could have said or done. I was very touched.
It varies from person to person what is apt, and only you really can judge your loved one that accurately. But for me, that really worked!
Dxxx
My partner and I had a serious discussion relating to my state of health (which is generally very poor) and she realised that she had been very unsupportive about certain issues. Much tears, much apologies and so forth. When we went our seperate ways to bed (we sleep seperately as I have very serious insomnia problems and my pacing about at night keeps her awake) I pulled back the duvet to discover a book I have wanted for ages and been unable to find. She'd bought it for some special moment and secreted it there for me to find as a gesture of love.
At that point, there was no better thing she could have said or done. I was very touched.
It varies from person to person what is apt, and only you really can judge your loved one that accurately. But for me, that really worked!
Dxxx
For me, this is a big issue.
I have two reasons for wanting to be hairless. One: a majorly hairy tranny is a majorly unrealistic tranny. Two: religious reasons (I'm kemetic. Ask if you want to go madly off topic).
However, I also have very dark body hair, that grows so fast you can see it curling. I'm an hairy man.
I was completely shaven all over save for hair on my head until a month or two ago. My partner really does not like me hairless. So out of respect for her wishes, I grew it back again. Now I am thinking of shaving once more.
Facial hair is a TOTAL turn off for me, both having and experiencing on others. Yow, that is for sure. I personally prefer to be totally shaved in every way. I just wish I didn't get 5 o'clock shadow on both sets of cheeks...
Dxxx
I have two reasons for wanting to be hairless. One: a majorly hairy tranny is a majorly unrealistic tranny. Two: religious reasons (I'm kemetic. Ask if you want to go madly off topic).
However, I also have very dark body hair, that grows so fast you can see it curling. I'm an hairy man.
I was completely shaven all over save for hair on my head until a month or two ago. My partner really does not like me hairless. So out of respect for her wishes, I grew it back again. Now I am thinking of shaving once more.
Facial hair is a TOTAL turn off for me, both having and experiencing on others. Yow, that is for sure. I personally prefer to be totally shaved in every way. I just wish I didn't get 5 o'clock shadow on both sets of cheeks...
Dxxx
Sounds like a superb idea. I can think of just the thing. I'll give it a go. Thanks for the tip:d And good luck with the club.
Heh. Thanks re: the sig. One forum I was on made me cut the length of the sig file down as it started to become longer than my posts...shall try to be more restrained here.
Heh. Thanks re: the sig. One forum I was on made me cut the length of the sig file down as it started to become longer than my posts...shall try to be more restrained here.
Quote by daniNmat
This sounds a lot like what Matt used to suffer with (we couldn't go out for a meal as he'd be physically sick for example) - he had a couple of sessions of hypnotherapy about 6 years ago & hasn't looked back.
I am not quite that bad. I can do that with people I know. but with those I don't then yes, I can get that reaction. Which is the problem - meeting new people through this sort of site is great, but if they want to go out for drinks or a meal before progressing to the sexual side of things, I'm seriously at a disadvantage.
Dxxx
