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duracellbunny
Over 90 days ago
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i had some replies i felt weren't for me so i just ignored them.
i would rather people think i was a time waster than hurt someones feelings
i think he means it luck.
you put out line and wait for the big one etc?
tell when when you catch this woman, make sure you hold her upside down and get a photo of yourself to post on. else we won't believe have big she was wink
also agricola? sam hill? i take it thats some sort of fruit seller talk for hell?
interesting was just about to post some thing up similar to this
do woman actually read the men seeking woman?
i'd imagine they do not need to? the woman definatly have the power in this world and going into that males area seems to me like panning for gold. you have to wade through all the shit in the river.
i was gonna put an ad in there but the ads get knocked off the first page so quickly. and myself i never go past page one. so i imagine others will be the same?
don't really care who hates who etc. i only come on here when i'm bored and no one else is in the house
however i do think there the factions that are waring need to get together and settle this. settle it street style...................i want each side to come up with a song about the other side, a dance routine. you will be marked on costume, movement, word play and rythming and use of props. it should be around 10 mins long including a dance break. if you want solos thats up to you
i like pvc suits so anyone that uses that theme is going to be at an advatage.
now i must go watch west side story as i have a huge desire to learn the shark dance all of a sudden!
Also, a lot of the best shaggers are dyslexic.
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is that true? i should list that on my ad
good looking, in-expearienced, athletic and engeritic dyslexia suffer seeks naughty misstress to correct spelling and grammer, must have own cane.
okay right back to a post on the first page ( i skipped the pages in between ) something along the lines of your measuring it wrong?
where you supposed to messure your dick from? never really given it much thought? i remember a lads magazine doing something like this and giving away a measuring device thing
seems to be allot of blokes moaning about women wanting big dicks? well laddies your in luck, my old teachers said i was the biggest dick she had ever taught. rolleyes
woman are entitled to want big dicks the way man want big tits etc, thats got to have been said somewhere
seriously the measuring
didn't read the rest of the replys, however i don;t think you trying to get a shag can be compaired to thousands of people dying, or a terrible style over content film made by a self rightious director with a silly beard and too much money.
suck it up private. if moaning about not getting sex, was a way of getting sex. then i'd be wouldn;t have the time to look on the web from all the sex i'd be having
i caught a bit of this. was it real? the whole thing had mockumentary feel to it?
where they real people or actors playing the real people
i could be totally wrong i am basing this on 20 seconds i saw about towels and a jiz-cusize
"Wonder if you get the career that you are doing now too?"
I bloody hope not that would kill me
whilst i'd look great in a thong ( i have a very smooth ass for a bloke, looks waxed but isn't ) the idea of men in thongs just brings to mind peter stringfellow. and whilst hes had more women than i've even kerked off over hes still an complete tit
have you tried leaving rollerskates at the top of the stairs?
that might get you the house?
still live me mine :cry:
moved back in after uni this year and have been here since. i have enough money to move out but am considering moving abroad and plus i don't have regular work yet as i'm self employed.
she does let me stay up as late as i want now though me dear old ma :P
going to have to say no, fake boobs don't bounce, thus killing my trampiline fantasy's i like to have
once considered a penis inlargement but what the hell am i supposed to do with 14" cock surprised
sorry couldn't resist i've been drinking
screw them, if they can't handle what you are and what you enjoy doing and accept that you are happy doing it then they can't claim to have your best interests at heart.
the way i see it is people like sex ( duh! ) and swingers are way more open about it and that scares some people as they wish they could be that way.
i don't know if thats wise those knitting kids can really swing surprised when they get going
i got like a real low score despite being cleverish and always getting good grades in things. its to do with the fact i have a fear of numbers and testing aswell as a mild form of the condition that makes it hard for certain people to read and write which i can't acually spell, how ironic lets all laugh at me surprised
dis-lex-e-er as you would say it
i'm another one whose going to have to go with birth as the best thing. else i wouldn't be here today.
actually those neon coloured socks one bright pink one bright orange or yellow. now they were cool.
gonna go see if i still have them actually!!!!!
ahh dammit i ain't old enough for this ride :P
its like being 7 years old at the fair again :cry:
the only problem with the munches is i'd be well nervious turning up by myself as a single guy. i know all i'd do is sit in the darkest bit of where-ever before bolting like a coward. i get that way sometimes surprised
ideally i'd like to meet a women/couple first but it seems hard to get the point across in the photo ads section with all the single guys, especially when your too timid to post a photo yet redface
do you reckon people would accept a crayon drawing? :P
in swinging? if you don't mind me asking?
i joined this site a while ago then dissapeared now i'm back again posting etc. however i've never been close to meeting anyone off the site. the problem i think is i still can't bring myself to get any photos of myself. i get a sinking feeling whenever i think about it ( i even created a seperate email strictly for this site ). does that mean this place isn't for me or something? if i can't bring myself to take or send pictures out yet. did this happen to any one else? male or female. or is this just a problem of my own head?
just done my B.A andam now looking into post grad stuff.
mainly cause i hate working but i dont think my name is long enough and want to add intials to the end of it surprised
birthday isn't actually till this monday, not looking for a serious relationship. i worded it that way as i notice allot of the single guy posts.
"i have a huge cock and want a women to fuck" etc etc
get completely bashed, ignored by the laddies here. i was hoping to meet someone for swinging but didn't want to come across like the rest of the folk and wasn't demanding just being polite and not seem a cock end, obviously didn't work :cry:
oh well
it me birthday on monday (22). any women in the northants / east midlands area want to give me a present? never met any one off this site so looking to start small. only expecting to meet someone to talk etc. maybe anything else would be entirely up to you. at least you'd be getting a free lunch. maybe even flowers if your lucky surprised