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etched__Chaos
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40

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Thanks for the welcome smile.
Etched Chaos - Young but... I'm young lol, its bad enough as it is.
Ooh, I only drink WKD Irn Bru these days if we're doing WKD :P. I think its the Scot in me that makes me do that, I've really no idea. Well I'm enjoying some scotch and Coke too... Actually wheres my bottle of Jim Beam's that stuff is gorgeous.
I'm game, I'll get the vodka out and drink for you...
Actually on 2nd thought best make the Scotch... vodka is bad... i drink far too much of it far too quickly.
Ooh someone likes arms... Apparently i have amazing arms as some lady told me a year or so ago. I do have a habit like Marmalaid of lifting women... For no real reason than to just lift them lol.
redface Older people these days :P, always moaning :P... We're not all young tearaways biggrin... Some of us are just young :P.
Right I'm sure it'll get locked at some point lol, but I'd like to know what do you people think of me new avatar? My Cheesy grin avatar? We could have a cheesy grin avatar competition, cheesiest grin wins something or someone :P.
So what do you say?
Lol, ahh the older folks... Actually your pretty much all older sad... I feel so young!
But ym cheesy grin shall save me, i think... I hope... i wish.
I know sad, but thats me at my best unless I have a big cheesy grin... screw it!! Big Cheesy grin avatar coming up.
Quote by angelnn66
Am planning a session with the camera very soon wink
Gorgeous photo Thomas kiss

Ooh Photo session, can I join? :P;)
:O, you can explain the offside rule and LBW... have you been sent down from heaven to deal with us sport-mad guy, who yearn for a gal who knows what the offside rule is?
I feel confident to say that I never wear knickers... Or have ever worn knickers...
Sneaky Marmalaid :P. Being that the youngun on here can I jump to the front of the queue? biggrin :D ;)
Don;t worry Marmalaid, she never pmed me :P, and this is as smily as my pics get lol... I've no others that are better sad.
We're still waiting to see if it works :P, so you might wanna marinade that hat...
Well I'm on NTl and i hate it... Damn South East why can't we have Blueyonder over here at least that nets faster and with slightly better Customer Service although that fecked it up once when i was living in cheltenham. Chargining us when we had disconnected and then transferring accounts without my signature to authorise it.
Well, I'm feeling quite down right now and well I don't know why (well I do, but would rather not post it online). Well I need some love (not physical kind, though that would be nice, just kind words really or anything, a joke, a witty story) or anything to just remove the dreariness of my mind and cheer me up or make me feel better.
Tis late anyway, so won;t expect much if anything at all.
I never expect replies, I just wonder if maybe, I need to flaunt my rather lack of physical superiority or something. Maybe I'll upsurp those amazing one-liners.
In all honesty I send them because I want to, not because I'm expecting replies, replies and more replies. if i get a reply, great if not, I'll just errrr, well do nothing i guess... Which is the norm these days.
Ok so i joined today and there may be a bazillion threads on this, if so feel free to punish me via any other means you can. But are there many other users who actually read the ads? I know I'm young but i always try to make an effort and read the ad, and when i reply use some of my knowledge of having read the ad inside my mail.
Unofrtunately I've had no luck using this honest and considerate method, but I have high hopes for it. At least if someone replies they might thank me for reading their ad.
Oh and i felt compelled to follow the crowd and put 'No sing men' in my ad :P.
The Telegraph eh? Well I'll send mystrong-worded letter to the independent, we'll see then. I may be 21, but I know how to complain and write strong-worded letters already.
Signed
The Signee
My day has been ummmm uneventful would be a nice way to describe it. i got called shy lookign and ermmmm someone asked me for money and I didn't even know who they were. So yea thats my day.
I wish to complain about a Postie from Sidcup who has complained about a certain Col. Happy Cats who had complained about a lady called kinga who put a Bottle of the wine variety up her *censored*. This kind of wanton disregard for the sexually liberal of our nation is a disgrace. i for one would very much like to say that complaints have no palce in our society.
A rather disappointed.
Lord Garry of Drury
redface You'll make me blush in a moment. I am pretty shy i guess, it depends on who it is I'm with. So much easier on the internet :P.