Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
flicknlick__cpl
Over 90 days ago
Male
Forum
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that
it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants to
use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(you're gonna love this)
(its a real treat)
(a masterpiece)
(wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
Rolling Stone."
You're singing it, aren't you?
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that
it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants to
use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(you're gonna love this)
(its a real treat)
(a masterpiece)
(wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
Rolling Stone."
You're singing it, aren't you?
Quote by flicknlick-cpl
Having just walked in the kitchen and noticed a pack of hot pots by the micro wave
I have some questions
1. has flick found a new fast food and left it for me.
2. Has she cooked it already in the hope that re-cooking will give me food poisoning.
3. Has the world of food been taken over by us drunken we`ll eat any shite, (p.s. they taste good but there`s not enough colestral)
4. I can`t work out, cos you got me so healthy eating, is this, enjoy your fat darling, or have a heart attack ya twat. know you had a very long day at work sweetheart but it was football
THERE CALLED HOT POPS, YOU DAFT TWONK !!!!
AND YOUR LUCKY YOU GOT THEM
:lol: :lol: :lol: I HAD THE MICRO RIBS AND THEY WERE LOVELY, YUM!!!!
JUST THOUGHT I SHOULD ADD, LICK WAS WATCHING FOOTBALL IN THE PUB, NOT ACTUALLY PLAYING!!!
LOVE FLICK XXXXXXX WOV U
Having just walked in the kitchen and noticed a pack of hot pots by the micro wave
I have some questions
1. has flick found a new fast food and left it for me.
2. Has she cooked it already in the hope that re-cooking will give me food poisoning.
3. Has the world of food been taken over by us drunken we`ll eat any shite, (p.s. they taste good but there`s not enough colestral)
4. I can`t work out, cos you got me so healthy eating, is this, enjoy your fat darling, or have a heart attack ya twat. know you had a very long day at work sweetheart but it was football
I have some questions
1. has flick found a new fast food and left it for me.
2. Has she cooked it already in the hope that re-cooking will give me food poisoning.
3. Has the world of food been taken over by us drunken we`ll eat any shite, (p.s. they taste good but there`s not enough colestral)
4. I can`t work out, cos you got me so healthy eating, is this, enjoy your fat darling, or have a heart attack ya twat. know you had a very long day at work sweetheart but it was football
Quote by fem_manc-cpl
Very rare.
I live in manchester and feel the need to speak out. Old trafford doesn't even come into the city of manchester (trafford boundary and has different rules and LocalAuthority) and therefore there is only one true Manchester team.
I don't like the fact that no matter where I go in the world someone will ask me where are you from? I will reply Manchester in England and they will say ahhhh yessss, manchester united.
Like there is nothing else in this city to talk about.
BEING A POOL FAN i have learn`t the song. "There`s only one team in manchester" and it aint RED
Ok first impressions ........ I'm rubbish at em! 
Many a time I've thought someone was being aloof, when in fact they're just shy. Also, the other way round, I've thought someone was brilliant, then after about an hour, realised they're complete berks
MISSCEIF
GO TO THE TOpOF THE CLASS,
you just made a lot of newbies happy (and pissed a few off) hope we`re still in here
Many a time I've thought someone was being aloof, when in fact they're just shy. Also, the other way round, I've thought someone was brilliant, then after about an hour, realised they're complete berks
MISSCEIF
GO TO THE TOpOF THE CLASS,
you just made a lot of newbies happy (and pissed a few off) hope we`re still in here
wake up in the morning, just had one hell of a fuck, one of those we did`nt expect, morning time, the love handles have taken a holiday, i loook good, wear my new keks today, i look good, work is sound, even the customers are being polite, try to get a pic on a post, loads of help, sucess,the day is mine, go play sport, play like a shite, pool play the same, mancs win and a scouser scores a fuckin hatrick for them, to me now this is a big problem, but two years ago someone breathing was a tragedy,i hated me, BUT, it does change and it will get better, sorry if it sounds shite but you touched a nerve.
After spending 8hrs a day designing process plant on software that is now legally old enough to vote i come on here and can`t see the wood for the trees
All i want to do is insert a pic from the library on my p.c. into a post
I know the img tab has something to do with it
I would be eternally grateful if someone could do an idiot step by step guide
I haven`t got a clue what an url is even though i`ve been using computers for almost 20 f*ckin years. I think technology overtook me when i wasn`t looking.
ops:
thanks in advance
flick
All i want to do is insert a pic from the library on my p.c. into a post
I know the img tab has something to do with it
I would be eternally grateful if someone could do an idiot step by step guide
I haven`t got a clue what an url is even though i`ve been using computers for almost 20 f*ckin years. I think technology overtook me when i wasn`t looking.
ops: thanks in advance
flick
for ironing my shirts, but leaving the rest out with the board and iron, is that a hint my sweet.
I`ve got a number of choices here,
chances are you won`t read this because it`ll be off the page when you log on, so i can say i didn`t go in the conservatory and piss off the pub or gym instead.
i could sit here and read all the threads and say i stayed in but fell asleep.
or (you scheming cow) " yes i know, aint done any for weeks, i`ll do some then"
guess i`ll struggle through the tiredness and backache and do some darling but if i`m too tired to lick you when you get home IT`S YOUR OWN FAULT :twisted:
lick
xxxx
I`ve got a number of choices here,
chances are you won`t read this because it`ll be off the page when you log on, so i can say i didn`t go in the conservatory and piss off the pub or gym instead.
i could sit here and read all the threads and say i stayed in but fell asleep.
or (you scheming cow) " yes i know, aint done any for weeks, i`ll do some then"
guess i`ll struggle through the tiredness and backache and do some darling but if i`m too tired to lick you when you get home IT`S YOUR OWN FAULT :twisted:
lick
xxxx
Just read a really good book by Bill Bryton.. A short history of everything
full a mind boggling information.
" if the nucleus of an atom was the size of a fly then the electron shell would be the size of a cathedral" so we`re all just empty space :shock:
any one got any other mind boggling info
flick
full a mind boggling information.
" if the nucleus of an atom was the size of a fly then the electron shell would be the size of a cathedral" so we`re all just empty space :shock:
any one got any other mind boggling info
flick
Quote by bestd
completely off the wall but what about Prince , the little fuck mister himself!
Kiss, insatiable, do me baby you sexy mother f.!
OH YES !!!!!!!!!
we had the most amazing fucks to insatiable,couldnt agree more.
i would put it on now only my hubbys away in ireland,oh well maybe
my rampant rabbit might like prince. :haha:
Flick
xxxx
Quote by mindblowing
Just a quick question from a pair of new cummers...........
As you are all real experts, which is the best club in the UK?
P&C :?
Hi Mr&Mrs Mindblowing,
I wouldnt say we are experts we have only been swinging for a short time ourselves
but we did go to a club called utopia a few weeks ago for the first time,and boy were we nervous!!! but when we got accustomed to the sight of people shagging infront of everyone and anyone,we had a fucking ball !!!!!!!! defo go again, and defo recommend
it for first timers as there is no pressure at all to do anything your not comfortable with.
of warning though, if you like a drink take your own as they dont have a licence
to sell drink.
FlicknLick cpl
WELCOME BTW XX
Quote by westerross
Why do you assume that the Russian authorities are at fault? .
History I suppose, I hope I`m wrong but the authorities have always put their power before their people, have the Russian government ever brought a hostage situation to and end without killing hostages as well as terrorists
Some years ago i believed the earth was suffering from a cancer, the human race.
Reading the threads on September 11th and now watching the uncaring russian mentality of "get these terroists at all costs", even childrens lives, brings back those memories.
I started reading a lot of military and political history at that time and believe me we ARE getting better, the atrocities through history (st bartholomue massacre etc etc etc) where an everyday occurence. We are not cured yet and won`t be in our lifetime but I think the sane and caring genes far outway the nutters for probably the first time in history.
Saying that recently a car bomb went off in Liverpool very close to where our daughter and granson live.
"We demand a better future" well said Mr. Bowie
Reading the threads on September 11th and now watching the uncaring russian mentality of "get these terroists at all costs", even childrens lives, brings back those memories.
I started reading a lot of military and political history at that time and believe me we ARE getting better, the atrocities through history (st bartholomue massacre etc etc etc) where an everyday occurence. We are not cured yet and won`t be in our lifetime but I think the sane and caring genes far outway the nutters for probably the first time in history.
Saying that recently a car bomb went off in Liverpool very close to where our daughter and granson live.
"We demand a better future" well said Mr. Bowie
to us the first two episodes where brilliant but this one seemed set up,
three couples all agreeing to be filmed and all from a different spectrum,
the old hands, slightly scary to us newbies
the intelligent caring couple (well done u 2)
then the virgins.
Statistically this seemed a bit planned
Definately won`t be going there, the host was a power mad control freak.
We did feel sorry for the couple watchin the stupid kung fu while all they wanted to do was shag.
All in all the series was very informative and we hope that we meet couples like D+R at the clubs.
The general outcome is we`ve never felt so "normal" :lol: :lol:
FlicknLick
three couples all agreeing to be filmed and all from a different spectrum,
the old hands, slightly scary to us newbies
the intelligent caring couple (well done u 2)
then the virgins.
Statistically this seemed a bit planned
Definately won`t be going there, the host was a power mad control freak.
We did feel sorry for the couple watchin the stupid kung fu while all they wanted to do was shag.
All in all the series was very informative and we hope that we meet couples like D+R at the clubs.
The general outcome is we`ve never felt so "normal"
:lol: :lol: FlicknLick
[quote=... what pets do you have? How long have you had them and what are their names?
[/quote We had a staffordshire bull terrier called leo,we just recently had to part with him due to my unsociable working hours,the poor little bugger was on his own for 10 hours aday !
He is with a lovely family now,who adore him and they send us pics of him and keep us updated with news about him which is great,but i still think of him as my dog and miss him an awful lot,especialy when iam at home on my own, theres no one to talk too !
Soppy ? i know i know ! but you get so attached to them.
[/quote We had a staffordshire bull terrier called leo,we just recently had to part with him due to my unsociable working hours,the poor little bugger was on his own for 10 hours aday !He is with a lovely family now,who adore him and they send us pics of him and keep us updated with news about him which is great,but i still think of him as my dog and miss him an awful lot,especialy when iam at home on my own, theres no one to talk too !
Soppy ? i know i know ! but you get so attached to them.
