Whilst dealing with insomnia last night, I stumbled onto the Drastic Plastic programme on channel five...markz has already mentioned part of this in a thread last night...
It was total turn off tv, but I felt the need to watch it all.
Starts off quite tame, with a woman who wanted to have her bum reshaped, so had a bit of lyposuction and bits cut out of her thighs. She could not sit down for a while - and at the end was not happy because more lypo was needed to balance out her cheeks.
Then came the woman who wanted labia-plasty. She literally had excess flappy skin off her labia cut off. She was in the end quite happy with her designer fanny.
Then we had the G-spot injection that markz already wrote about.
Next came the horrible bit. A woman who had dieted and lost alot of weight, had the problem that her skin did not shrink back. She had nine hours of surgery, tucking and cutting strips of skin out so that it did not look like she walked round in a flesh coloured tent.
Finally, and this is where channel five really out did itself, we had the woman who went to the local BDSM queen to have saline solution injected into her labia... I switched off.
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fuzzy2177
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 47
UK
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Warming the Bed
Quote by wolvie_dude
We've even heard of one single male putting on a different voice to try to convince a couple that he had a partner
I can just hear it now.. sounding like terry jones as Brians mum in Life of Brian... 
:lol:He's not the messiah - he's a very naughty boy
on adding my bit - I am sick and tired of a small handful of idiot single males who spoil it for the rest of us (us single males).
Of course talk on the phone etc. is it me or is that just normal??
Warming the Bed
1. FULL NAME:Fuzzy
2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING: White, boxers
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: Liverpool play footy
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED: No
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE:Some sort of pasta concoction
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON,WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE
urple
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW: moist
8. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE:: My Dad
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX: Eyes
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: seems nice enough
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY: on a caffiene rush
12. FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: diet coke
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Beer. Real Ale though.
14. FAVORITE SPORTS: Rugby
15. FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR: Red
16. FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: Blue
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS: No. issues with poking things at my eyes
18. SIBLINGS: Sister (in a Darth Vader voice).
19. FAVORITE MONTH: April or May, cant decide
20. FAVORITE FOODS: Curry
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: Die Hard 2 the other night - classic
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR: Second Friday in May, whenever that falls
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY: Saturday
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT: yes
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE: Hate it
26. SUMMER OR WINTER: Summer
27. HUGS OR KISSES: Kisses
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE CREAM: Vanilla (but with toffee sauce on)
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK: Of course
30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: Not a clue
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: Ditto
32. SMOKE: No. Never
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING New Star wars novel
34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM THIS MORNING: Alarm- having a laugh
35. FAVE SOAP : Despise soaps with a passion
36. WHAT INSPIRES YOU: The people I work with
37. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: Magic
38. FAVORITE ALBUM: Prodigy - Too many to list and it depends on my mood
39. BUTTERED PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN: Toffee
40. FAVORITE CRISPS: Cheese and Onion
41. FAVORITE CAR: Porsche 911
42. FAVORITE FLOWER: Daffodil
43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING: Lots. Not sad enough to count
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE: No
45. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: Saturday
46. RED OR WHITE WINE: Red
47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: Ale, ale and a bit more ale
48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD: No
49. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED: Not decided
50. FANCY A SHAG: Always available
2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING: White, boxers
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: Liverpool play footy
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED: No
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE:Some sort of pasta concoction
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON,WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE
urple7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW: moist
8. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE:: My Dad
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX: Eyes
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: seems nice enough
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY: on a caffiene rush
12. FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: diet coke
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Beer. Real Ale though.
14. FAVORITE SPORTS: Rugby
15. FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR: Red
16. FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: Blue
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS: No. issues with poking things at my eyes
18. SIBLINGS: Sister (in a Darth Vader voice).
19. FAVORITE MONTH: April or May, cant decide
20. FAVORITE FOODS: Curry
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: Die Hard 2 the other night - classic
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR: Second Friday in May, whenever that falls
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY: Saturday
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT: yes
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE: Hate it
26. SUMMER OR WINTER: Summer
27. HUGS OR KISSES: Kisses
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE CREAM: Vanilla (but with toffee sauce on)
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK: Of course
30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: Not a clue
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: Ditto
32. SMOKE: No. Never
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING New Star wars novel
34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM THIS MORNING: Alarm- having a laugh
35. FAVE SOAP : Despise soaps with a passion
36. WHAT INSPIRES YOU: The people I work with
37. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: Magic
38. FAVORITE ALBUM: Prodigy - Too many to list and it depends on my mood
39. BUTTERED PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN: Toffee
40. FAVORITE CRISPS: Cheese and Onion
41. FAVORITE CAR: Porsche 911
42. FAVORITE FLOWER: Daffodil
43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING: Lots. Not sad enough to count
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE: No
45. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: Saturday
46. RED OR WHITE WINE: Red
47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: Ale, ale and a bit more ale
48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD: No
49. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED: Not decided
50. FANCY A SHAG: Always available
