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Warming the Bed
Quote by MrFC
yes that's what I'm getting at............but there's always somebody parked up drinking tea cool

maybe we were waiting for you lol
It was cold
it wasn't tea
it might not have been you redface
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gettingon
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Quote by freimation
yes im stuck in doors watching tv all day dam i need to get a life got any ideas guy and girls it cant cost any thing cause i lost my cash card and only got 3 pounds too my name till the bank opens in the morning fuck me im bored :silly:

Go dogging
1 it will get you out
2 you will have a life
3 it needn't cost more than £3
4 if you are really lucky you will be back just in time for the bank opening
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gettingon
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Quote by MrFC
yes that's what I'm getting at............but there's always somebody parked up drinking tea cool

maybe we were waiting for you lol
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gettingon
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I use knives and forks "right handed" but always lay the table "left handed" the best invention ever, though, has to be
sinister scissors
they feel just soooooo good
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gettingon
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1. Probably Bill Gates
2. Because you were not quick enough to move back into the almost empty lanes 1 and 2.
3. They have to order extra to cover the losses to students etc. Where can they store them?
on the roads of course!
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gettingon
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Quote by winchwench
Wow! Im now weirdly reassured.....I thought I was alone in my butterflyaphobia!
I wonder if theres a real word for it?!

I think it is lepidopterophobia
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gettingon
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First thought was bloodbath :shock: must get that mind out of the gutter redface
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gettingon
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Then again...................................maybe ............................hooked :eeek:
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gettingon
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Quote by Lissa
You REALLY don't know me at all..................lol.
WHY did you have to re-string your blind? biggrin

the old string snapped :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
gettingon :boxing: lissa
:D :D :D
5 posts and someone is hitting me :shock: :shock: :shock:
shall go back to lurking and re-read the newbie advice again redface
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gettingon
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Quote by Lissa
You REALLY don't know me at all..................lol.
WHY did you have to re-string your blind? biggrin

the old string snapped :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
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gettingon
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Quote by Lissa
how long is a piece of string? confused

as a lurking newbie I thought these silly length threads were banned biggrin :D
:D :D :D
Now if I'd said 'How long is your penis?' or 'Is bigger better?' or 'Does size really matter?' or '9 inches plus only?' or............................. :D
THEN I might be in trouble wink
Now stop lurking, and start posting :D
ok I have no string, but I have some nylon cord left over from re-stringing the bathroom blind (dont ask) and it is 1.8 meters rolleyes
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gettingon
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Quote by Lissa
how long is a piece of string? confused

as a lurking newbie I thought these silly length threads were banned biggrin :D
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gettingon
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Quote by PoloLady
The Horse Power of an engine is usually expressed as Brake Horse Power which is a measure of power delivered at the crank and available to do work for the Horse Power is the theoretical amount of power produced by the engine based on cylinder size and amount of fuel burned. An engine consumes a certain amount of the power it produces to carry it through to the cycle to the next point of power production. If the Indicated Horse Power of an engine is 10 HP, and it takes 3 HP to drive the engine itself then the Brake Horse Power is 7 HP. By adjusting the air/fuel ratio you can increase HP. Should we dicuss torque now?

yeah yeah yeah let's torque
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Quote by a.k.a._Wagon_wheels
I had just got home after celebrating my birthday with my mates......it was like some1 had taken a pin to my birthday and burst it...............these are some of the best words that Lennon had ever wrote such a tragic end to a fantastic man
Love
Love is real, real is love,
Love is feeling, feeling love,
Love is wanting to be loved.
Love is touch, touch is love,
Love is reaching, reaching love,
Love is asking to be loved.
Love is you,
You and me,
Love is knowing,
We can be.
Love is free, free is love,
Love is living, living love,
Love is needing to be loved.

perfect
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