well god knows where u lot went for ur tatoos!!
ive got four now!!
got both shoulders done, n my right arm done twice!!
i wudnt say it hurt, its more annoying really!!
my ex girlfriend and her mates have all got on at the bottom or the spine
n well my x is a wimp n i was there wen she had it done n it didnt hurt!!
but yeah after dont pick it or strach it as u will pick of bits if the design!!
put savlon skin healing cream on think its in a blue tube, and yeah wrap
cling flim on it!!!
but dont pick!! my first one i had done was all in black n i picked at it, n it went very dis
coloured, he bits i picked went like a blue colour, hence a month later i had it redone!!
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Quote by celticq
How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?
Find a really gorgeous, muscular, well endowed man to join you.
She'll thank you for it
Rachel
Gee... Thanks Rachel!!! Now I definitely would never stand a chance if that was what the women are looking for!!! There's no way I could spend that much time in a gym to become that muscular!!!
I wouldn't worry about it, Benz, that isn't what all women are looking for, or all swingers for that matter.
But newone is looking for someone to join him and his missus and needs something to "convice" her, so he tells us.
He might not enjoy watching it, but if his problem is convincing her, he needs to make the offer atractive to her.
Rachel
:wink:
What's the record for the most posts within a post anyway?
Rachel
:wink:
I meant quotes within a post
No -
quotes within quotes within a post
Third time lucky
Rachel
:wink:
You sure you got it right that time, Chick???
You know now I'm not so sure.
Oh well doesn't matter.
What was the original question again?
Rachel
:wink:
Oh - I spelt "convince" wrong.
Sod it - I'm not going through all that lot to edit it out!
Rachel
:wink:
Yeah. Try bringing that lot into MSWord to spell check it !!!
Can't help you with the editing. I'm off for another riding lesson to see if C's monster can dump me on my arse. I swear to God if he refuses at the last second again, I'm out the side door.
Am I allowed to come back in on this little game here??? this does make pretty little pyramid patterns as well eh? Still that's my two penneth!!
Quote by CarrieAnn
How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?
Have you told your gf/wife that this is something that you are interested in? Perhaps if you mention it as something that you have been thinking about and leave it at that for a while, it will give her chance to think about it.
I know that since I aired my feelings to DB, it is now so much easier to let my mind wander while I am on the train to work!!!!!! You know, that 'wonder what it would be like to ............' scenario!!!!!!
I am finally doing something about it now though as I have put my name down for the party on the 31st July and am going to the NW much in August. If I don't like it, I can say that I have tried and it is not for me, on the other hand, if I do enjoy it then..............who knows :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I wish you good luck but PLEASE do not try to force the issue - it has got to be your gf/wife's choice.
CA xxx
Quote by Vicky_uk
In answer to your question newone you cant make her do anything shes not happy with then expect her to enjoy it.
Try talking about fantasys introduce her to the idea see how she reacts, then take it from there.
I used to work in a Swingers Club and have seen first hand wives & g/f's there under duress . It is not nice to see. and for them to experience
This has to be something she will be happy and comfortable with.
That didn't quite work. (Iwas under instruction) If we keep going, will we get it so there's only one word at the top of the pyramid, Benz??
(Just been suggested we should take this game to a less serious thread!!
Quote by sussexguy
I've just been told off for playing silly games :silly: in serious posts. So thought I'd escape aand in the hope of
(
really) and start this to see if anyone wanted to play??
Me!! I want to play !!
8-) 8-) Who told you off????U got there b4 me Sgt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only just!!
:lol: :lol:I would've got there first, but I didn't know how to play.
:banghead:Wasn't it me that started this?
Well let's see if we can go for the record this time
Dunno
But I'm off to bed soon
:wave: Rachel
:wink:
Quote by chick0074
Now we have two pointless threads we can play with.
Who would have thought swinging could be so much fun?
Rachel
:wink:
See how small we can squish dambuster :lol:
Just got laptop back
Yes you did start it, Rachel; but I don't think you got shouted at.
SG, I'm not sure I'd enjoy being squished - or would I ? ? ?
And Sarn't; WTF do think it was that shouted at me ???
Why does she still have that power?
Yeh I responded to myself twice didn't I and then everyone else sort of took it and ran with it. No, didn't hear any shouting.
Those poor smilies are gonna get pretty squashed together before too long
Rachel
:wink:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
And now I'm getting shouted at for putting commas in the wrong places ffs ! ! ! !
So how much do we have to squeeze DB before he disappears then
Lets find out :twisted:
Well CQ you only find things out by trying them :wink:
Now I see where your game came from
Dawn :silly:
Awwww doesn't it look pretty :roll:
...and all went well unti the SH server crashed due to the effort of holding up just one enormous post...
Rachel
:wink:
and the people posting got dizzy and passed out.
'twas the thought of being notnocturnal threw me. I'm a bloke - I can't multi-task at he best of times let alone after half a bottle of Valpoli (had to share) when I have to do this wwwdotinterwebdotnetdotcom thing.
I was mesmerised by the pretty patterns combined with the odd glass of wine I seem to have got confussed a bit so sorry
Has anyone counted how many quotesinpostsinpostsinquotes there are yet?
I can't.
And how did that serious sh*t get in here???
I think its 42 including this one - but then I am over the legal limit and really not upto counting and shit so I just randomly pulled that figure from the air. This is partly due to my recent dougadams fixation LOL
But isn't 42 the answer to everything. Life, the universe - everything??
(and who TF is dougadams??)
You know DB you don't look anymore squashed than you did ten posts ago - how does that work then
: ehdougadams - mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy eyes
Do you remember Kim Carnes - well I'm singing "He's amazing and he knows just what it takes to make you feel alive mmmmmmmmm he's got dougadmas eyes" :lol:
Why thank you Miss.
I thought was Bette Davis' eyes
Can I play please ... :bounce: please :bounce:????
Say I can ... I can can't I? :bounce:
DB are you still in there??? You seem to have been squeezed out of the middle by Calista
i think shes been squeezed!!
she'll have to squeeze back in!! breathe in!! :lol:
Quote by dambuster
How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?
Find a really gorgeous, muscular, well endowed man to join you.
She'll thank you for it
Rachel
Gee... Thanks Rachel!!! Now I definitely would never stand a chance if that was what the women are looking for!!! There's no way I could spend that much time in a gym to become that muscular!!!
I wouldn't worry about it, Benz, that isn't what all women are looking for, or all swingers for that matter.
But newone is looking for someone to join him and his missus and needs something to "convice" her, so he tells us.
He might not enjoy watching it, but if his problem is convincing her, he needs to make the offer atractive to her.
Rachel
:wink:
What's the record for the most posts within a post anyway?
Rachel
:wink:
I meant quotes within a post
No -
quotes within quotes within a post
Third time lucky
Rachel
:wink:
You sure you got it right that time, Chick???
You know now I'm not so sure.
Oh well doesn't matter.
What was the original question again?
Rachel
:wink:
Oh - I spelt "convince" wrong.
Sod it - I'm not going through all that lot to edit it out!
Rachel
:wink:
Yeah. Try bringing that lot into MSWord to spell check it !!!
Can't help you with the editing. I'm off for another riding lesson to see if C's monster can dump me on my arse. I swear to God if he refuses at the last second again, I'm out the side door.
Am I allowed to come back in on this little game here??? this does make pretty little pyramid patterns as well eh? Still that's my two penneth!!
Quote by CarrieAnn
How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?
Have you told your gf/wife that this is something that you are interested in? Perhaps if you mention it as something that you have been thinking about and leave it at that for a while, it will give her chance to think about it.
I know that since I aired my feelings to DB, it is now so much easier to let my mind wander while I am on the train to work!!!!!! You know, that 'wonder what it would be like to ............' scenario!!!!!!
I am finally doing something about it now though as I have put my name down for the party on the 31st July and am going to the NW much in August. If I don't like it, I can say that I have tried and it is not for me, on the other hand, if I do enjoy it then..............who knows :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I wish you good luck but PLEASE do not try to force the issue - it has got to be your gf/wife's choice.
CA xxx
Quote by Vicky_uk
In answer to your question newone you cant make her do anything shes not happy with then expect her to enjoy it.
Try talking about fantasys introduce her to the idea see how she reacts, then take it from there.
I used to work in a Swingers Club and have seen first hand wives & g/f's there under duress . It is not nice to see. and for them to experience
This has to be something she will be happy and comfortable with.
That didn't quite work. (Iwas under instruction) If we keep going, will we get it so there's only one word at the top of the pyramid, Benz??
(Just been suggested we should take this game to a less serious thread!!
Quote by sussexguy
I've just been told off for playing silly games :silly: in serious posts. So thought I'd escape a
Me!! I want to play !!
8-) 8-) Who told you off????U got there b4 me Sgt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only just!!
:lol: :lol:I would've got there first, but I didn't know how to play.
:banghead:Wasn't it me that started this?
Well let's see if we can go for the record this time
Dunno
But I'm off to bed soon
:wave: Rachel
:wink:
Quote by chick0074
Now we have two pointless threads we can play with.
Who would have thought swinging could be so much fun?
Rachel
:wink:
See how small we can squish dambuster :lol:
Just got laptop back
Yes you did start it, Rachel; but I don't think you got shouted at.
SG, I'm not sure I'd enjoy being squished - or would I ? ? ?
And Sarn't; WTF do think it was that shouted at me ???
Why does she still have that power?
Yeh I responded to myself twice didn't I and then everyone else sort of took it and ran with it. No, didn't hear any shouting.
Those poor smilies are gonna get pretty squashed together before too long
Rachel
:wink:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
And now I'm getting shouted at for putting commas in the wrong places ffs ! ! ! !
So how much do we have to squeeze DB before he disappears then
Lets find out :twisted:
Well CQ you only find things out by trying them :wink:
Now I see where your game came from
Dawn :silly:
Awwww doesn't it look pretty :roll:
...and all went well unti the SH server crashed due to the effort of holding up just one enormous post...
Rachel
:wink:
and the people posting got dizzy and passed out.
'twas the thought of being notnocturnal threw me. I'm a bloke - I can't multi-task at he best of times let alone after half a bottle of Valpoli (had to share) when I have to do this wwwdotinterwebdotnetdotcom thing.
I was mesmerised by the pretty patterns combined with the odd glass of wine I seem to have got confussed a bit so sorry
Has anyone counted how many quotesinpostsinpostsinquotes there are yet?
I can't.
And how did that serious sh*t get in here???
I think its 42 including this one - but then I am over the legal limit and really not upto counting and shit so I just randomly pulled that figure from the air. This is partly due to my recent dougadams fixation LOL
But isn't 42 the answer to everything. Life, the universe - everything??
(and who TF is dougadams??)
You know DB you don't look anymore squashed than you did ten posts ago - how does that work then
: ehdougadams - mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy eyes
Do you remember Kim Carnes - well I'm singing "He's amazing and he knows just what it takes to make you feel alive mmmmmmmmm he's got dougadmas eyes" :lol:
Why thank you Miss.
I thought was Bette Davis' eyes
can i play to it looks good fun
i can now confirm i changed my avator on
wednesday the 30th of june at around 2pm
heres the link to it
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/12098/1760.html
as we were all taking about how it wud be till i got told off for it
- the first was of a women with a man cumin on her face
- the second was a cartoon couple shagging... which ive had for a week as my avator..
n now ive got this cartoon effort!!
one nil to me thanks jags!
hehehe
wednesday the 30th of june at around 2pm
heres the link to it
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/12098/1760.html
as we were all taking about how it wud be till i got told off for it
- the first was of a women with a man cumin on her face
- the second was a cartoon couple shagging... which ive had for a week as my avator..
n now ive got this cartoon effort!!
one nil to me thanks jags!
hehehe
Quote by Jags
Greg didn't get away with his for a week - it wasn't there for a week. I PMd him about it yesteday morning, very early, cos it was there then.
OK.. all sorted now.
If you want to know about the banner above then do a keyword search and read about it - it's been talked about before and Mark has responded before. In edit: done it for you, took about 1 minute: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/2607.html
Tonight's homework "Sex is different to porn - discuss".
erm think u will find it had been there a good couple of days then, if not a week!! so there
Quote by chick0074
I notice this thread has over 70 views already.
How disappointed were they all when the opening line was
"24 year old guy"
and not
"24 year old girl"?
Maybe you should put this in the "meet up" folder.
Not to be confused with "meat up" of course.
its had hundreads n hundreads of views now!!!
the topic is funny!! as i thought it was a women posting it!!
but wat the hell!! if only i was in crydon eh eh!!
Quote by midlandsmale39
it has to be lack of enthusiasm for the whole thing, nowt worse than a woman who isnt really wanting to be there but does the deed anyway, argh ,
yeah thats agreed!! them just lying there feeling they have to do!! no sound no movement!! u get the picture oooooo maybe its cause im shit in bed!! oh fuck!! or maybe not.... you'll have to find out
:lol: :lol: 
