Quote by Twisted - Sister
What style did you choose then for those anal hairs?
Centre parting, quiff or a side parting :twisted:
The WHOOSH Man

Quote by VenusnMars

OMFG YES

Quote by Marya
Congrats to you, CA!
This will be my 102nd. I reached 100 and didn't even notice. Bugger.

Quote by Dawn_Mids
.......has gone into this pm?
great boobs,fancy sharing them with me

Quote by GenHertsCpl
That a pigs orgasms last for 30 minutes!

Quote by DreamerHelen
Hi Guys......I gave a guy a blowjob and he came, but he didn't cum......if that makes sense....

Quote by fabio grooverider
it happens to most blokes at some point in time..... normally after the 7th time when there is nothing left to come out so to speak...

Quote by RedHot
personally I think he spent too much time wanking!

Quote by well_busty_babe
firstly.. we need to establish how "ugly" you really are.
is it just your opinion that you look like shrek?
or :
do schoolchildren run screaming everytime you walk past?

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did the doctor slap your mother rather than you when you were born?

Quote by well_busty_babe
do peaople constantly make comments about it being a good job you have a nice personality?

Quote by well_busty_babe
do peaople tel you that you have a face like a slapped arse as a compliment?

Quote by well_busty_babe
if the answer to any of these questions is yes... then you truely ARE ugly! :shock:

Quote by niceguysdoexist
Don't worry about looking like Shrek matte... ...I happen to think Shreks wife was bloody gorgeous too

Quote by onlyme1981

chocolate,
friendship,
a ahm wank (?),
sleep etc etc -

Quote by Raven
any on got any ideas im bored as hell

Quote by sussexguy
Works fine for me

Quote by chick0074
Hey we're very selective about who we let buzz up our landing strips
Rachel