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groucho
Over 90 days ago
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now thats two threats I've had in a short time, one from no name whose gonna lift his Poncho and reveal....well bugger all from what those nuns tell me and one from Jags whose gonna thrash me if I dont reveal.......
Now which is my safest route...........
O.K. davej gives up !
I'd like to have gone against yer no name but I know me safest bet.
now can groucho be gone forever cos I'd kinda like me email address back for next time.
Oh and Ice Pie nice game would love to do it again some time, thanks for the suggestion and thanks to the other characters
Quote by lucrezia borgia
deactivate? i vote that they should be whipped and flogged within an inch of their lives!

I'm with you Lucrezia....a public flogging for the flem brothers...... tie their knackers to the saddle and give the horse a giddyup..........
Hey remember the series Branded where they ripped off the guys buttons and broke his sword? ......somthing along them lines.... yeah cut their belts and let thetr trousers drop and then make em do bunny hops....Ha!! that'll teach em for spitting beetroots.
I vote you should deactivate those two dirty cowboy types for spittin on everything all weekend !!!
my shoes are filthy now.
Quote by man with no name
well if no name is off to what was that clue??
I might just go for a run on his horse?? now I wonder if he has given that a name?

Hey,
Groucho,
You seen my horse before-well, at least a picture of him
??
Dont where coyote ugly has got to stubble chops but I think I am tracking you real fast now !!
Quote by Cyrano de Bergerac
<<< cyrano sweeps off his hat, bows low to the ladies, surrepticiously rips off his mask to reveal.......
a big nosed fecker with a floppy hat with a feather in it...... >>>
cunning disguise or wot????? keep ya guessing to the last i will!!!!
that groucho tho?? dead fecking obvious with all his clever img's and emoticons and stuff? what's the point in that ffs??? ;-)
cyrano

Oh Frenchie..... I dont think so............no stripes or lizard tails here, just a head full of bollox
:2fingers: :2fingers:
well if no name is off to what was that clue??
I might just go for a run on his horse?? now I wonder if he has given that a name?
I will reveal myself in an hour........ being a prat isn't fun! rolleyes
now you've got me wondering if I should stay in disguise cos the other me is a prat all the time !!
lol
Quote by MrsFC
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Groucho I will spank that bottom if I catch you. biggrin

groucho thinks why didnt I chose to be Duncan Norville but here goes...... CHASE ME ....CHASE ME.....
Same sentiments from me Rocky well done and please keep it going.
My other self congratulates you as well and will surface later.
Quote by Eli the Ugly
Heya I speeta too. I beata olda 'shaved undera hees poncho' in a speeting contest down ole Mehico way bak een '64!

the've got Harvester restuarants in Mexico !!
Quote by MrsFC
" Could all you people take of your masks and start revealing yourself as from this evening (wbb to you )

make me.....make me ......
Quote by Eli the Ugly
Heya wait a meeneet Engerland are playing tonight a and they nota playing Mexico so they gotta chancea so I wanna wtacha thema.
Wila bea here somatime heh! I gotta shoota about twelvea people's boll**cks offa!

dont you guys worry I've word that old ugly could't hit a cows arse with a banjo so yer bollox are safe
Hey ugly when are you and that cowboy outa the village people gonna have your duel or has the french guy scared ya both with his floppy hankies (talking of which frenchie give one to that dirty no name to clear up his spit with)
jesus mr no name, you've been spittin beetroots all round this place for two days now :doh:
My shoes ands spats are a right old mess
any chance you could perhaps try a tissue now and then
grouch's goin up to bed
taking off my second head
but clues to give its in the game
else you'll never guess my name
Better known for bollox than style
we've been around a little while
poems posted one, two, three
letters written that weren't from me.
hey eli dont waste yer breath on George Michaels dad...jeez stubble is so eighties.
hey man with no name,
was you ever in a band called the Village people?
Quote by fagin
Groucho are ya one of me lads....I'm sure yur dab and at the old pockets

Brought up in the halls above Burtons so there aint nothin I dont know about pockets...best break was 26 and...
see there I go again gettin it wrong.........goes for another whiskey
Quote by Eliza Doolittle
Grass grass Groucho !!! you aint from loundon r ya!!!.
Ya never grass !!! :shock: :shock:

Az it appens I am from down london way. You outa be chuffed dat I grassed cos the mexican aint been a gentlemen to ya wink
Quote by fagin
wright then Eli spect a visit from bill sykes

If hatties coming I'm hiding the cakes.....oh shit wrong Sykes
:doh:
Quote by man with no name
Scuse me folks. Anybody seem a grimy lookin' Mexican crawlin' round here? Me an' him got a score to settle. tell him 'Good' was here...and I'm leavin' tomorrow, so he'd better get his Mexican ass outa town, pronto..

I spotted him on holiday and took his picture.
Quote by Eli the Ugly
You laffa ata me - I shoota your no meat and a one and a halfa veg offa!!!

noa....noa.... I laffa wid dew ma frienda
Quote by Eli the Ugly
Modest? You fear to see my naked blade? ((( oooerr missus )))
:

Now I recognisa thata Oooera Meeeusa from somewherea.........???????
You be carefulla or I shoota you - Eh?!!!
not in the nose....not in the nose.....
Quote by Eli the Ugly
Oooch C'mon mun I deeedna I deeena! Shit boll**cks!

rotflmao :rotflmao:
Quote by Skippy the Bush Kangaroo
Tut-Tut 3 Tut 1 cool 8-) 8-)

Skippy thats bollox and you know it
Quote by Eli the Ugly
. I deedna say

A SCOTTISH MEXICAN!! :shock:
nicked the mexicans big straw hat
now he looks a bit of a prat
cos what before hid his head
now contains my meat and two veg
eli has had one guess
and he's wrong oh what a mess
groucho was annoyed at what he said
so look to the left, this is now on his head
rotflmao
A hello from me, who isnt really me, as I am normally someone else, who is only a psuedo for the real me anyway.
Quote by Eliza Doolittle
Good evening to you all. I thought I would have a stroll, and leave Professor Higgins at home with his grammer phone.
It is so nice to meet you all.

good evening Ms. Doolittle and may I say how stunning you look this evening. I think the ballroom may be quiet tonight but never mind.
I have seen that Paddy Mcguigan hanging around outside it seems he has taken up acting now his boxing career is over..well I think thats what he said.
Perhaps we could stroll together... I have a parasol to shade your skin...