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gulezbabe
Over 90 days ago
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I'm in the mood for a bit of naughtiness tonight in my local park. :twisted:
We will meet for a quick drink to establish whether we like each other, then off for a fast and dirty shag in the park round the corner from the pub. The area is within 5 mins drive of central Croydon and the time for a meet up around
I shall be back tonight when I get in from work to see if anyone is interested. Couples as well and single guys welcome. biggrin
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Just wanted to know what peeps think of hairy chests?
I just lurve running my fingers through masses of manly curls... but some girls don't like them.
rolleyes
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Can someone please PM me with any suggestions for sites in and around Croydon?
Don't worry, I know about Shirley Hills and it's a total nightmare... not going there again.
Gulezbabexx
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rolleyes
There was a time when a gentleman was a gentleman... Redhot was only thinking of someone else's feelings. Was there really a need to react with such hostility, Deputy Dogg?
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Hi Mike, Manda...
I don't want to put anyone off, but me and my fella are actually quite used to swinging... He's a really nice, non pushy guy and I know he'd love to simply love the company of two ladies to himself, but I wouldn't want to arrange anything with people who where uncomfortable about a threesome being on the cards. The aim is to do at least a little something sexual...
So if you DO fancy the idea now you know we're not new, give me a PM and exchange piccies...
Gulez
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It's my fella's Birthday soon and I'm kinda hoping to get an extra girl to join us... but knowing how hard the illusive single girl can be, I'd like to see if any couples would like to do a mutual swop?
I'll join you for a night, if the female half of you joins me and my guy. Perhaps if it goes well, we may tag the whole thing off with a nice meal and a foursome after...?
I am in my late thirties, he is in his fifties
Kent area, please. biggrin Piccies sent on reply...
Gulezbabe
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Demi... all the girls go through what you're going through at some time or other.
Take a peek at Heather's tips for blokes. Sound familiar?
The knack is to create a dedicated email address... let the ad run for only a day or so, pull it, then sift through them at your leisure. Those that loose patience with you... well they can go whistle... those that allow you to take your time, well they are more likely to be the kind of guys you want to spend time with.
Once you've finished with batch A and you feel up to it, rerun the ad for another 24 hours.
I figure I can screw a new guy two nights a week from this place and still not get bored.
biggrin
Gulezbabe
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Bluexxx
I must also apologise as I'd seen your website and thought the obvious.
Tell your partner from me he's got some mighty fine package in those pantyhose. Dead erotic... you're a lucky girl!
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I was going to say that, Mark.
I stayed for a while in Dubai when my brother lived out there. The cops out there chop things off and ask questions later.
Ouch! Be cafeful, mate!
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Now, Bluexxx, I can see where Overthehill is coming from... but it's a little hopeful trying to find a creative lady in his neck of the woods that also enjoys poetry.
Personally, I hate poetry but that's another story...
Best of luck with it, though, Overthehill.
Jxxx
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Foresooth, in my sights a poet I see! An end appears to the misery!
The English language she unfolds to tell her truth; if I may make so bold? But pray, do tell, what you desire? An end to loneliness by the fire? Or do I spy with my little eye some twisted linguistic perversion?
Alas for me I cannot see the point of all this damn poetry... I'd rather just have a decent fuck - but all the same I wish you good luck!
Live long, and may the Force be with you! wink
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Bluexxx, it's a shame you weren't with us. There was this one poor gay chap wondering alone with no one to play with...
All I need now is a small car pool of trustworthy, local, experienced chaps willing to make friends and take me out once in a while...
Any takers? rolleyes
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So guys, I did it! My first ever Dogging trip.
FANTASTIC!!! No fewer than 8 lovely chaps gave me their all - purely in the name of science you understand.
And my driver for the evening - recruited via this site - was beside himself with glee watching me take them on.
And to think... some poor souls only ever spend Saturday nights watching telly! lol
Jxxx
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Well, any lads down my way prepared to put on a show, then...? :twisted:
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I have considered, cogitated and concluded the following as my entry...
Phillip: "Lillibet, Dearest, it appears one has confused one's wardrobe with one's own... Again!"
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This one is for the girls.
Ages ago I once saw a gay porn film featuring two oiled-down muscle bound hunks, and ever since I get all steamed up every time I think of two blokes together. Maybe its the 'forbidden fruit' senario...?
It's quite usual for men to get excited about two girls together... but am I the only woman who gets that way about men?
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I know I can be a circus act at times, but one has to draw the line somewhere...
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Beckers, Sweetie...

Either your father worked in Sellafield or you need to see a Doctor - or both!
Which one do you use when you go to the loo, anyway?
I'm afraid I cannot entertain at home owing to a rather large, rather lazy teenager I have growing underneath a duvet upstairs - only leaves the house to sign on.
Of course, what you really need, Beckers, is a camper van.... :idea:
Jxx
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Beckers
Tell ya what, darlin', you get all those lovely local lads in one place at one time and I'll be there! Selfless to the core, I am. :twisted:
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Hi there....
If it weren't for the fact that Halifax is a bloody long way for me to go for a shag, I'd selflessly come and do the necessary. It's a tough job, but what can I say... I'm like that!
I think we spoke offlist, didn't we? If you are new to swinging (and this goes to all those single blokes out there too...) you haven't yet realised that for every one single female there are about a hundred blokes chasing her.
It matters very much what you put in your ad, and it matters very much how you reply to ads in order to maximise your chances of success. I've recently done a little piece for Mark to place on the site giving my experiences of placing ads and the replies I get. Mark (Ahem!) is going to let it go live soon he assures me. In the meantime, guys, trust me.... you have no idea what it's like being a single swinging female rolleyes
As for you (Rik I think it was?), all I can say is keep plugging at it. You will find the right girl in the end.
Cheers
Juliexx
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Click on the link marked 'Dogging' on the left hand side of the screen. There's a whole Aladins cave of goodies in there....
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Kate
You're not entirely right, there. True, I once did the 'Bi' thing - but it was a complete accident, I swear!
I lost my footing and landed heavily between a lady's legs. Things took a bad turn, though, when my earring became entwined with an 'intimate' piercing that she had. The yelping from both camps was horrendous. Never again!
Besides, I couldn't possibly be a lesbian with tennis elbow THIS bad! lol
Jxx
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Jags...
If you ever wanna come and give me a hand with them then, let me know. At any rate, you won't be the only big girl there... lol
Jxx
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Jags
It's a pity thee and me live so far apart. I'll soon put you right. wink
You could fit the All Blacks in my knickers and I'm never short of blokes at parties.
But seriously, there's a whole gaggle of blokes who love BBWs at parties down here.
Aren't there guys?
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Hi Jags!
I can answer that one... (even though I'm a girl)... have you ever tried to find a pair of socks amid 12-14 other pairs of socks - most of which are black - in a dim room with people still bonking all around you?
Don't tell me you've never lost a pair of knickers in similar circumstances at a party either?
;o)
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Ya'll may want to take a look at a little *free* programme called Mailwasher.
Instead of launching your usual mail programme, you open Mailwasher and it connects to your ISP server allowing you to view mail headers (an the full text if you wish) *before* you pull them down onto your system. You can then decide to pull them down or delete them straight from the server.... and you can also 'bounce' them back with an error message saying 'Account Unknown' - dead useful for spams!
And it often spots a virus too!