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Well I for one have learnt one new thing this week and its not even 9am !
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jivedancer
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 53
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Ive seen this advert only one. So my memory may be faulty but doesnt chocolate guy also wear chocolate clothes ?
Id have to admit though that only seeing it once the image really burnt into my mind though maybe not for all the best reasons.
Also it reminded me of a terrible school yard rhyme
milk,milk,lemonade round the corner chocolates made !
Id have to admit though that only seeing it once the image really burnt into my mind though maybe not for all the best reasons.
Also it reminded me of a terrible school yard rhyme
milk,milk,lemonade round the corner chocolates made !
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it might help to appreciate that Virgin like Tiscali and AOL is not an internet connection.
In exactly the same way that sex with a condom is not the same as bareback sex .So Internet connections with Virgin ( formely NTHELL ) are not the same as connections with companies like Eclipse, Zen, Plusnet, Demon.
Your connection has a barrier between you and the experience which alters your penetration into the internet.
Now whilst Condoms are fantastic for safe sex they are lousy for real internet connections. For a real connection and the best experience you need to surf with a lot less protection.
now that I have used up all the worst metaphors and puns and opportunities let me be clear.
I DO NOT ADVOCATE BAREBACK OR UNSAFESEX FOR THE SWINING LIFESTYLE SCENE.
oh and if your connection from the internet to your computer is not via something connected to a USB Port on your computer theres an excellent chance you have the best in protection possible but I will be happy to do a course no this if anyone need it !
ps . yep Virgins.. utterly unreliable !
In exactly the same way that sex with a condom is not the same as bareback sex .So Internet connections with Virgin ( formely NTHELL ) are not the same as connections with companies like Eclipse, Zen, Plusnet, Demon.
Your connection has a barrier between you and the experience which alters your penetration into the internet.
Now whilst Condoms are fantastic for safe sex they are lousy for real internet connections. For a real connection and the best experience you need to surf with a lot less protection.
now that I have used up all the worst metaphors and puns and opportunities let me be clear.
I DO NOT ADVOCATE BAREBACK OR UNSAFESEX FOR THE SWINING LIFESTYLE SCENE.
oh and if your connection from the internet to your computer is not via something connected to a USB Port on your computer theres an excellent chance you have the best in protection possible but I will be happy to do a course no this if anyone need it !
ps . yep Virgins.. utterly unreliable !
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Garfield had forgotten the Broom but was determined to sweep the floor.
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I think the comment from the AofC was a classic misdirect. I suspect that its an attempt to suggest that if its okay for community to have a set of rules and laws which can ignore the national laws thenit will be acceptable and okay to allow the CofE to have laws and rules which are not governed by the UK Govt.
The CofE just had to pay a very large bill to a Gay worker because it blocked his employment. If the CofE can convince the UK that Sharia law is in practice then it can begin to argue that its allowed to ignore employment law.
Just one idea more thought to the pile of ideas.
The CofE just had to pay a very large bill to a Gay worker because it blocked his employment. If the CofE can convince the UK that Sharia law is in practice then it can begin to argue that its allowed to ignore employment law.
Just one idea more thought to the pile of ideas.
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Competition DOES lower prices.
if you can show me more than one way Gas can be delivered to your house via the same pipes that are currently installed to your house then you have chance to suggest competition. Currently there is no competition so its not the idea but the implementation that at fault here.
now if we could allow more pipes to arrive at your house then you would have competition.
But who wants to keep digging up the roads ?
if you can show me more than one way Gas can be delivered to your house via the same pipes that are currently installed to your house then you have chance to suggest competition. Currently there is no competition so its not the idea but the implementation that at fault here.
now if we could allow more pipes to arrive at your house then you would have competition.
But who wants to keep digging up the roads ?
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Ahhh yes wonderful isnt it ! Your not wrong about the price and I sat down and worked it out
If two years Ago the price was lets say £1 then the 40% increase made it but they only increased it by 23% making it This year they add another %15.
15 % of is .18pence making the mount we then pay 1 penny higher than the increase 2 year ago.
Lets assume in their Management finance department someone had a graph created defining what money they needed over 5 years then the govt stepped in and reduced their profit. Well I would say they are now back on track and that it was a smart play to over egg the increase. now they can add anything upto 30% each year and it will never be as bad as that 40% hike they nearly did eh !
We need to create a renewable energy forum for the public which we all voluntarily pay into. the purpose of which is to find ways to stop using Gas and Electricity and really bite into these guys Profits.
Good post Lost , good post.
If two years Ago the price was lets say £1 then the 40% increase made it but they only increased it by 23% making it This year they add another %15.
15 % of is .18pence making the mount we then pay 1 penny higher than the increase 2 year ago.
Lets assume in their Management finance department someone had a graph created defining what money they needed over 5 years then the govt stepped in and reduced their profit. Well I would say they are now back on track and that it was a smart play to over egg the increase. now they can add anything upto 30% each year and it will never be as bad as that 40% hike they nearly did eh !
We need to create a renewable energy forum for the public which we all voluntarily pay into. the purpose of which is to find ways to stop using Gas and Electricity and really bite into these guys Profits.
Good post Lost , good post.
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Not for nothing by X_Fanny_X was rethinking the decision to play Submissive after her "master" said he wanted to play bicycle racks.
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Mismatched socks are not so bad, theres a whole website dedicated to the love of them
But fashion faux paux gosh ive done hundred.
Red and green together.
Striped shirt with spotty tie.
I think thats why Naturism appeals I cant go wrong in Pink.
But fashion faux paux gosh ive done hundred.
Red and green together.
Striped shirt with spotty tie.
I think thats why Naturism appeals I cant go wrong in Pink.
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okay im a flipper ( meaning I use the spatula to lift and flip the pancake ) I dont have the Nerve to Toss off in public or in private ( sniggger ).
Anyway thanks for the responses and especially for the Fecked up and messed up pancakes
Nick
Actually that happens from heating the pan up too much even if its teflon and buttered.
Anyway thanks for the responses and especially for the Fecked up and messed up pancakes
Nick
Actually that happens from heating the pan up too much even if its teflon and buttered.
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How is your wrist action ? Do you find a firm grip or a better position helps with the smooth jerking actions required to cook and turn pancakes ?
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I am seeing some fantastic answers here and certainly some interesting views so let me add my own.
1. I would want to move the public mind set on sexuality. Now that Homosexual ( gay/lesbian ) relationships are acceptable its time to make sex less the and social hangup and more the normal part of being a mature adult.
2. Id like to make some new friends and contacts this year people to add to my conversations and ideas and to share a drink and a party with.
thank you to all those who have posted already.
1. I would want to move the public mind set on sexuality. Now that Homosexual ( gay/lesbian ) relationships are acceptable its time to make sex less the and social hangup and more the normal part of being a mature adult.
2. Id like to make some new friends and contacts this year people to add to my conversations and ideas and to share a drink and a party with.
thank you to all those who have posted already.
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Much as he appreciated the fit it was the last time tune_essence was willing to wear an UnderWired bra.
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Time to review and make plans for the year so I would like to pose two questions
What would you change about swinging and the swinging lifestyle if you could.
Whats still on your to do list that you would really like to get done with this year?
What would you change about swinging and the swinging lifestyle if you could.
Whats still on your to do list that you would really like to get done with this year?
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See , you spend a while thinking about Avatars and then one more website comes along and your left with a few too many choices.
I like Help Wanted
I like Help Wanted
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niceguys puppetry of the penis was hindered by his stage fright.
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I dont know... but my Booogie Bot disappeared I noticed this when I posted on the Giggle thread.
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I think they disapproved of my last Avatar so here is my latest one . I hope its okay
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Something we surely already know
But now I want to find other images in a similar vein.
But now I want to find other images in a similar vein.
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Okay , im going with this one .
The Boogie Bot.!
or was the the Bogie bot ! eeeeewh!
The Boogie Bot.!
or was the the Bogie bot ! eeeeewh!
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Now why cant I get a Airhostess as beautifully dressed as this one so clearly is !
I would say the video is not safe for work but that might be a little redundant since your getting the link from here
I would say the video is not safe for work but that might be a little redundant since your getting the link from here
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not being a medical person in any shape or practice I may be wrong here but I believe its the prostate that produces the fluid in which the semen makes up little more than 5%. Hence the ball size is not as relevant as the prostate.
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Let me know what you get and how it works out. Ive not got a Sat Nav since the amount of journeys I make are so few and frankly google maps and my sense of where I am hasnt been bad so far.
I do wonder though if we all had personal sat navs then maybe we could remove all the street signs which would no longer be necessary.
Hey ho , time to go shop around again I think
I do wonder though if we all had personal sat navs then maybe we could remove all the street signs which would no longer be necessary.
Hey ho , time to go shop around again I think
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Intweeeging kweeestion that! hmmmmm
Now for me Kissing in incredibly intimate and signals soft or hard and rough desire for sex. I have always checked with my partners first its easy enough to ask and boy does it remove tension quickly if you both know what you can expect.
Of course girls kissing is incredibly hot though ive yet to meet a bi couple or bi guy that actually kisses.
Now for me Kissing in incredibly intimate and signals soft or hard and rough desire for sex. I have always checked with my partners first its easy enough to ask and boy does it remove tension quickly if you both know what you can expect.
Of course girls kissing is incredibly hot though ive yet to meet a bi couple or bi guy that actually kisses.
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Avatars, those wonderful little graphics to the left of your posting here. Can I ask where you have all sourced them . What do you like, what do you loathe and what makes you laugh. Would you suggest or recommend any for me and most of all I want one!
Thanks
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Quote by noladreams30
I totally think it is a matter of context and the relationship bewtween the individuals involved in the conversation.
I have been called both terms, and not taken offence and I have been called both and taken offence. It all depended on the person who said it and the situation.
Nola x
See Nola , you said it way better than i did . Thank you.
though im yet to be called a tart ! sigh !
heheh
But yes your spot on and correct as to what I said previously thank you.
