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Not having too much luck then :shock: :shock: :shock:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
bolt
HELP ???????????????????
John just got hoofed
one minute he was answering threads, the next he got logged out and now the site wont let him log in again ???????????
anyone have any ideas?
Quote by Katien_n_John
FFS mad
I leave the place for half a day and come back to find the place has turned into a bloody animal shelter.
Someone get a broom and get these fleabags out of here. :twisted:

So does it really take half a day to boil a kettle?
John
wink
Welllllllllllll, one thing led to another, you know how it is :twisted:
So this is where your hiding
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
get back out to that garden, and stop telling tales redface surprisedops:
Quote by anothersharron
i have just changed mine

Hello again biggrin
we must stop meeting like this, people will talk :shock: lol
and very nice it is too redface
Quote by littlemee
FFS, what are you people like? ……………. What is it you are trying to do to ordinary lecherous people like us? Huh? go on,………. explain!
Every time we fall in love with an avatar, some bugger comes along and changes it. WTF is that all about?
We hear so much talk about being for real on here, so many people swinging that lamp (lol) surely its not too much to ask ?????????
Like there is one particular MOD that makes us cream every time we see the avatar, (but we wont mention any names)
Then there was a couple who’s avatar really got us going…………….. Changed????
Then there was a fem who is responsible for at least 3 orgasms ………………… Changed?????
OH Katie just said if ******** doesn’t put his avatar back to what it was she’ll never cyber with him again ???
Just a thought really………………. And no we do not own a billygoat or a bridge OK?

Sorry to disagree with you Katie n John but the more the avatars are changed the better as far as I'm concerned. Especially when it's the ladies putting up different pictures of themselves. lol sillyhwoar:
The more pictures we can see of them the better.
I'm such a sad git that I might even compile my Top 10 of current avatar pictures!!!
Hi
You and John should have a chat, he was talking about doing the same thing :shock:
Well boys will be boys dunno
Quote by anothersharron
Sorry, redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: was just 're older confused:

and very nice 2 :rose:
ooooooooooh thanks hun :inlove:
:oops: :twisted: :oops:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
What she said :twisted:
AWWWWWWWWW, and i was just getting to like the little mupet :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
NOT :twisted:
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HTH
xx
K
Quote by bailiffs

mmmmmmmmmmmm how gorgeous are you, wish i was 20 years younger redface biggrin
Hi lovely people.
We find ourselves at a loose end this w/e
Kids are away and we would love to play, couples, fems or guys, If you are interested please send us an e-mail with a bit about yourselves and a full body & face pic.
We live near Chippenham in Wiltshire and can accommodate tonight only.
Quote by rachel-lane
What's a violet wand please Rachel?
I don't think I have any fetishes as such, but I do like massages
Jas
XXX

Violet Wands have been around for some time. I have seen some old ones at yard sales that go back to the 1930's and they are still currently produced. They have been used as quack medical machines, skin and muscle toners/ relaxers, etc. the rolls royce of sex aids (We just like them because of the way they light up a sub's eyes! ) They are devices that plug into the wall and convert the household electricity into high-frequency, high voltage. This voltage may be upwards of 30,000 Volts! The electricity is transfered to the willing (or not so willing ) subject in the form of myriads of small sparks.
Technical:
Ordinary household electricity is a low frequency alternating current (120 Volts, 60 Hz in the USA) and is extremely hazardous to come in contact with! The Violet Wand "transforms" the household current by means of what is called a Tesla coil. At the "business" end of the wand is a detachable glass tube filled with Argon gas. When Argon is is excited by a high voltage, it glows with a purple color, hence the name Violet Wand. I have heard of other gasses being used and glowing with different colors. These tubes come in different sizes and shapes... more about attachments later. It also makes a nice evil buzzzzzzzz.
The reason the electricity from the Violet Wand is relatively safe is due to two major items.
Because the electricity is going through the glass attachment there is not a direct connection from the sub to your wall outlet. This is a good thing!! We want the eyes to be wide... not popped out of their sockets!
Because the high voltage produced by the wand is at a high frequency, a phenomenon occurs that is called the "skin effect". Without going into the details, basicaly what happens is that as the frequency of an AC voltage increases, the depth to which that the electricity penetrates a conductor (whether copper wire or human) diminishes. This helps to keep the electricity from the Violet Wand away from internal organs, etc. where electricity just doesn't belong.
Attachments:
Violet Wand attachments come in various shapes and sizes. I have seen glass attachments in the shape of a mushroom (probably the most common attachment), a comb (or rake) shape, a "Y" shape, etc. There is also a metal tube attachment. (see note under SAFETY Considerations).
Using the Wand (or how not to!)
Common sense prevails here. Remember too much of anything can be a bad thing! The sparks from a Violet Wand can be applied most anywhere on the body although one should make a point of avoiding the head and eyes. Experimentation is in order! Remember though, the glass tubes are made out of fairly thin glass... do NOT insert them into any body cavities!!! Should you need to clean your attachments just wipe them off with a damp rag, the glass is not dishwater safe (I broke a mushroom just under hot tap water!)
Avoid too much exposure in one spot at any time. The Wand produces sparks that irritate the skin and the glowing tubes also produce Ultraviolet light. You can produce a localized sunburn!! I remember watching someone play with a Violet Wand once and the next day the women he used it on had redness and blistering on their chests that lasted for least a week.
The Violet Wand produces real sparks! Some clothing is very flamable! Alcohol vapors (you shouldn't be drinking and playing!) could ignite. (btw some clothing may have metalic threads... zap one spot and it goes all over! Don't leave it turned on and laying down unattended.
Some Doms use the mushroom attachment and hold the Wand between their legs and with one hand grasping the mushroom attachment. They then trace patterns on their sub with the fingers of their other hand..quite erotic!!
Safety:
As I have already stated don't insert the glass tube into body cavities. Many are interested in the metal tube attachment because of the much more intense "jolt" as well as it is not an attachment that will break. This attachment must be used with great care!! In general I have to recommend against it's use in play. In every Violet Wand I have examined, I have found that all exposed metal parts (and this includes the metal tube) have a direct connection to the AC line, and hence, are a shock hazard! If you are insistant on using the metal tube attachment, purchase what is called an "Isolation Transformer", available from most Geek supply stores
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:......................... :scared:......................................... bolt
ooooops, must have taken a wrong turning in the corridor,....................... awwww look at all the likle sleepy bodies................... bodies, mmmmmmmmmmmm wow look at that one, time i wasnt here, best sneak out again before someone wakes up and catches me.........
Morning....................... hows the head?
IMO there has been some good advice here, I would just add this,
It has been said, follow your heart, I tend to agree, but also be aware that it might not work out, so guard your heart a little, that way you may not get quite so badly hurt if it all goes wrong.
Wish you all the best of luck and hope it works out.
now, where's the Asprin
Quote by Vix
This is a wind-up right?
Too clever to be a bloke, though.
This has to be done by a woman, pretending to be a bloke, pretending to be a woman.
rolleyes

My thoughts excactly, thats why, though tempted, i have not contributed to this thread.
Quote by little gem
got to get my post count up and fill my gray line up somehow redface surprisedops: :oops:

Don't joke! :shock:
lol
Hi Dino, :welcome: to the breakaway and name change gang! There are plenty off us on here now! biggrin Not saying it's good company, but company is better than being left in the corner all on your own. Well actually, you might prefer that after a while! :lol:
Oooo look random bollocks and uttershite (tm te) :lol:
What has this site come to? :D
Hope horny red copes without you stuck to her handle. :shock: Ouch what a thought.
wave Have a great time Dino! kiss
Gem. x
:wave: :cheers: :rose: :welcome: drinkies :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
(Loud booming voice) ....... "Return What You Have Stolen From Us" , "Return The Boobies" :twisted:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Eagerslut9
Do you ever feel like giving someone on here a good poke in the eye, blowing a raspberry at them, giving them the finger, showing them your arse, thumbing you nose or otherwise indulging in a bit of light-hearted and good-natured baiting? :grin: :grin:
Well, I do! :huh:
I've got no-one in particular in mind at the moment but I'm spoiling for a good spat as I got a sensible night's sleep last night and despite a hard, but short, day at work today (only 9.5 hours), I'm still full of beans. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
So come on, let's be having you! Newbies, oldies whatever. :shock: :shock:
:sparring: poke smackbottom whip duel :duel: :duel:
innocent :whistling: :whistling:
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: bolt
:twisted: :twisted:

oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh, you n me, outside now :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by da69ve
Another load of shite on the tv
another show full of has beens

"Has Beens".....you have to be someone in the first place to become a "has been"...
Now see.......... I was gonna say, "rather a has been, than a never was" sigh, lights are on but as usual, party's next door rolleyes
Hi folks, I have started a new thread to follow this one, guess that the geographical reference flew out of the window lol
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/43976.html
Would be kind if a nice mod could lock this thread now, (or so john says dunno )
Hello all
I have started this thread as a follow on from my first ever thread because the subject has outgrown the title.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/43640.html
First let me say mmmmmmmmmm and thank you for all the fun John and i have had over the past couple of days, some of you lovely people are soooooooooo horny.
Its so nice to make new friends this way.
Just one thing, this is for all the single guys who contacted me:
I do not want any of you to think that I am a timewaster so let me make it quite clear to you all:
I may say things in the heat of a hot sexy discussion but that is all part of the fantasy,
1) I do not cheat on my husband, ever
2 ) My profile says that the chances of a meet for mmf with me and hubby are very very slim, (please take note of very very slim) If we feel that we might want to meet you, we will ask you if you are interested ok?
3) I do not have a web cam, when I feel ready to cam, I will buy one..
I felt I had to post this as I did not want to give out any false signals, what is said during cybersex is fantasy.
So with that out of the way, I have loved my excursion into this fascinating and exciting area of cyberspace, and long may it continue ;o)
xxx Katie