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kazswallows
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
UK

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Quote by MikeC
Well I tried to get my picture of my boobies back on but they wouldn't fit in the small avatar box.
Since my boobies won't fit there is NO chance my ass will fit.
So hopefully the replacement I found will work smile

Your boobies will fit in my mouth......for sure
So you are saying you are a big gob lol :lol:
Sounds about right pmsl snoggles Mike xx
Of course big gob, big hands
and if I remember big..............................................
feet :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Nicola&Alan
Damn, I remember those boobies...... lol

So do I. I'm sure they can't have gone far sillyhwoar: Reward offered for their safe return 69position
Quote by MikeC
Well I tried to get my picture of my boobies back on but they wouldn't fit in the small avatar box.
Since my boobies won't fit there is NO chance my ass will fit.
So hopefully the replacement I found will work smile

Your boobies will fit in my mouth......for sure
So you are saying you are a big gob lol :lol:
Sounds about right pmsl snoggles Mike xx
Well I tried to get my picture of my boobies back on but they wouldn't fit in the small avatar box.
Since my boobies won't fit there is NO chance my ass will fit.
So hopefully the replacement I found will work smile
As others have said it is a long time since we met, but that doesn't mean any of us forget you.
You were quirky, you were fun, you were an all-round top bloke. I just know you will be 'up there' or 'down there ;)' smiling and having a laugh at the memories we left with you as our paths crossed. As each of us post in here I'm sure you will be saying something along the lines of "I remember........." just as we are all doing about you.
There are no real words to say apart from "Are there any munches where you are? ;)"
RIP Neil you will never be forgotten.:rose:
Ok another person who has written, re written, left it, come back, tried again, chickened out etc etc
I rarely post on this or any other site for the reasons described in numerous posts above this. Instead I will use the chatroom or just browse and read what everyone else has put.
Yes I think there is a number of people on this and other sites that sail close to the wind and cross the line.
Yes some people are given more lee-way (sp) than others. Whether this is because of who they know, who they are, or simply because they are regular posters and this is their style to which people don't take offense as people know they don't mean anything offensive by it.
So yes, I've seen 'bullying', have been 'bullied', therefore choose to be a lurker rather than risk posting.
bolt smile
Cali and Morbi big big hugs.
You have my number if I can help, even if it's just someone to talk to
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Used to have this when the site was revamped by the new owners and they gave us (or I first noticed lol) the fact that you could block pm's from people.
Ok I will admit i blocked those sending winks :shock:
Can't remember if there is a post about it somewhere but it's someone on your blocked list trying to contact you.
I had to unblock, delete the mail then reblock.
The flashing goes away then.
OK its starting to get to that time again; even the pre-munch drinks are up :shock: lol
BADGES
If you are part of a couple and NEVER had a badge from me before could you please let me know what you want on them
Examples:
couples name:- kazswallows
Kaz(real name) with Kazswallows underneath
Mrs Kazswallows
2 x Kazswallows
couples name:- HuxleynSusie
1 x Huxley and 1 x Susie
2 x HuxleynSusie
Mr HuxleynSusie
etc etc
Sorry to come in late to this one but as HuxleyPig said I have had no net.
Here goes - avoid like the plague. Yes if you don't have any problems BT is great, but if you do, god forbid.
Have a look at the reviews on this site, 90% of them are bad for the last 6 months

People are capped after 7pm to a service in most areas.
I've spent about 50 hours on the phone, had 3 engineer visits, changed my BT box twice, dismantled the wiring, changed the router, used 4 different computers and they now tell me the work is done but still only have at best a speed. The latest is they are sending another engineer out.
I've put a complaint in and copied it to Ofcom and although they guarantee to reply within 24 hours, 5 days later I am still waiting.
It's not as if BT is a cheap service. Any help or advise would be appreciated.
mad :x :x
There is a whole website for marmite lovers, with recipes

And the guiness stuff can be found on ebay (they are in date too)
Off to be sick now........yuk
Just wanted to add my thanks to NWC and their helpers.
It was a great night.
NWC thanks for you know what kiss
To our traveling companions Hux and Susie, your company is always fun and violent lol
Hisandhers for the rooms :kiss:
Junipers for the lift :kiss:
To old and new friends at pre-munch, the munch and breakie, thank you for making it a good weekend, see you all soon xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
well done smile
I'm celebrating tonight as well, my son just had a letter (he was 12 on Sunday) to say he's been nominated for membership to the National Academy for Gilfted and Talented Youth.
To be eligible he has to be in the national top 5% of ability range.
His membership should be here in a few weeks
Sling their hook!
I may not like the idea of someone playing without their partners knowledge, but one thing I detest is liars.
Quote by earthchild
yep and its my birthday weekend so gonna spend it p*ssed :twisted:

mmm it's my little lad's as well, so I won't be sad
Oh well will make it up next weekend.
Happy birthday btw xxx
Quote by hisandhers
sorry folks, we won't be able to attend this now due to family circumstances :cry:
have a good time all

:bigkiss:
and I owe you a drink or two with a snog smile
Quote by mazandden
Kaz- just what we're after!
Although yes, not only kids about, but also maz' parents! so might not be such a good idea!
Mind you, her dad is dressing in drag!.....

Well in that case they won't have anything to complain about and all the kids will be fascinated with her dad's stockings lol :lol:
Den as a cockeral - cock = big dick smile and maz can just hang a smaller one round her neck hehehehe
Another one is one of you dress up with twigs and leaves over you - Bush and the other, the white house thing.
If you want to be a bit more daring (not quite pc) is hide weapons, bombs inside your clothes, with big signs that say 'look here' etc because Bush will never find them! :shock:
Dress up how you want and put the number 6 on your backs - route 66
I could go on but I won't :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Get a dildo, go round sucking it all night and you can pretend to be Monica :shock:
Other one can go round with a dildo sticking out of trousers and pretend to be Bill smile
substitute a cockerel for a dildo if kids around :)
Dress up in all white, paint hands and face white, paint a few windows on yourselves, a door and you can be the white house.
dunno
Quote by Juniper_couple

Advise please, I have a uniform skirt, the whole uniform is original.
With the length it is it looks classy sexy - my trademark style lol :lol: ;)
Do I go for something different and shorten it and do tarty sexy :shock:

Kaz, you know that it will look wonderful whatever you do...... kiss
Me, I'm going for a slutty tarty sexy :evil2:
:kiss:
Quote by dambuster
If they talk to me and I ask them if they'd like to fuck me - their actual "Yes" or "No" answer is pretty much irrelevant. There attitude to the question being asked is relevant.

Ask me, ask me, ask me lol :lol:
Quote by dambuster
To be absolutely clear - I do not view 4T and/or their representatives and agents as members of the site, scene, or lifestyle. In particular, I would and do view the SHM editor and staff as journalists. Please don't misunderstand that, or see it as a dig. It isn't. They have their part to play and get from SH what they do. I have mine, and get from SH what I do.

agreed :thumbup:
Quote by kazswallows

Maybe this can be split from the original munch thread so people can discuss it properly without detracting from the munch??

kiss I'm trying Sweetie rotflmao
I was appalled to read what I did in the actual Munch thread rolleyes
You and me both and thankyou smile
I believed that munch attendees had to be active and trusted members of the site to get an invite. If they weren't then and active/trusted member of the site had to vouch for them.
This was among other things to stop us living in a goldfish bowl, with threats of reporters/journalists attending.
I have seen many of the older members write posts about 'what is a munch'. The difference this time is these are paid journalists. They, even by observing are prying into our personal lives.
The magazine will be on sale to anyone that wants one. The powers that be may decide to make it available to site members only, well thats not hard to become is it? Not even for my 12 year old :shock:
The whole idea of being watched makes me feel sick.
The whole thing is becoming too commercialized for me.
Yes I can leave the site, go elsewhere, but why should I. My friends are here as well and I am a genuine member.
As has been said on here, there is loads of information about what goes on before, during and after munches.
If you want to come to a munch, then be a liked minded individual not someone who is there to get a salary.
bolt
NWC kiss
Advise please, I have a uniform skirt, the whole uniform is original.
With the length it is it looks classy sexy - my trademark style lol :lol: ;)
Do I go for something different and shorten it and do tarty sexy :shock:
I don't like the idea of being in a goldfish bowl, regardless of whether or not they will be doing interviews/photo's.
If I wanted to be watched or talk to someone about this lifestyle I would do it on my terms at a time convenient to me. I don't want it to be when I'm out enjoying myself with friends.
I know they won't approach anyone that doesn't want to be, but with so many new faces at munches, who's to say who you are talking to, will they wear a badge that says SH Press so you can avoid them?
Saying that I haven't made a decision yet and have pm'd NWC to discuss it further.
Maybe this can be split from the original munch thread so people can discuss it properly without detracting from the munch??
Quote by Scandal
how to do the entire quiz in 23 minutes .....
open eight windows, (I have a big monitor ;) ) tile them and centre the quiz area in each one.
Start top left, whichever is the right answer put that in two, go to two but leave window 1 on answer one, get two right and do it in window 3, leave window 2 on 2 etc etc
You now have dozens and dozens of lives and a complete audit trail that only needs updating every eight right answers
....... project managers know best :smug:

or if you have firefox, do it by split screens, then you don't need to resize smile
Quote by buckingfabe
please please please give me some help with 56. I have tried all possibilities and I'm going to have to put my head down the toilet and flush a few times if someone doesnt help

A couple of questions earlier it says remember this and the colour sequence is underneath the title. If you need anymore tips, drop me a pm smile (I'm up to 108 :))